♥

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[gori-kun]

I wouldn't refuse!

[recentgooglesearches]

how to determine the gender of my nipples

[lucytara]

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

[averagefairy]

small boob privilege is so real like…. bralettes… underboob tattoos… going braless?? not looking hyper sexual at all times ???? running comfortably? i could go on

[landorus-deactivated20190924]

New rule: you’re all gay to me unless you come out as straight

[gori-kun]

Applying this rule from today on

[sherlck-deactivated20140622]

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

[feathery-soul-deactivated201408]

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

[agnosticwitch]

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

[moontideempress]

[vimbia]

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

[jazmynedrakeford]

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

[youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion]

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

[caribe-bby]

Y'all suspect af😂

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

[electricocelot]

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

[prismatic-bell]

Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.

Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.

[harmonysama-deactivated20190724]

all this info is good for writing

but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed

ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone

[thewelterschallenge]

Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.

[bloodforbones]

Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same

[sweetgirlfriend]

Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)

[fluidityandgiggles]

This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.

[nintendhoe-switchblade-deactiva]

use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.

[emilyelizabethfowl]

Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?

[ferntastic-m]

I love learning.

[pyrot3ch-nick]

Reblogging for DnD purposes.

[fish-food-s]

now i wanna kill someone just to see if i could get away with it

[roman-red-aesthetic]

Kat no.

[blueberryymacadamia]

me too kat

[i-tried-and-i-lost]

nO

[stormy-fangs-deactivated2018101]

On my way to kill someone

[ouma-against-dickheads]

Pineapple juice dissolves fingerprints

[hsjdjcjebgakdj-deactivated20220]

LMAOOOO SAVE??

[gori-kun]

This post is the most educational post on Tumblr

[miss-cigarettes]

보쿠로 앞머리 첸지~ 둘이 살짝 키차이... || 하제곁 [알디] [@Neillin_rd] ※Permission to upload this was given by the artist (©). **Please, favorite/retweet/follow to support the artist** [Please do not repost, edit or remove credits]

[1-800kanye]

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

[cheruib]

me: *comes online and reblogs 38293 posts at the same time then goes mia for god knows how long*

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[sasstronauuut-deactivated201906]

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

[littlekawaiiusagi]

Lol doubt it

[person3737-blog]

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

[starbaby96]

What the hell, I’ll try it

[thepanicatthediscoaddict]

I GOT A DOOT DOOT

[from-under-the-lilacs]

I wants a doot doot

[weird-emo-human-deactivated2018]

hoooowwww does this work??!

[awesomeskinnythighs-deactivated]

This is a lieeeee

[alltimesleepingveils-blog1]

I want a doot doot

[anaxxalex]

Give me a doot doot

[skinnyloveposts]

gimme that doot doot

[iron-dorkness-deactivated201808]

DOOT DOOT

[gori-kun]

I need that DOOT DOOT

[gori-kun]

[tamotaroteam]

haha I don’t know what to say here after drawing these 

[gori-kun]

My soul has been cleansed

[littleskrib]

 Little animation of Levi putting his hair up just because.

Thx @dirtylevi for giving me the idea of drawing ponytail-Levi, the animation is extra! Second time ever animating anything, so there’s a lot of issues but I’m too damn tired to spend anymore time on it for now. Also bare chest because I couldn’t be bothered to animate clothing as well. enjoy!

[gori-kun]

This is IMPORTANT

[aryanstark]

[larrysmint]

can she just get an award or something

[moeranda]

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

[edwardspoonhands]

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

[failure-to-communicate]

This will forever be my favorite

[yiff-demon-deactivated20160126]

quick reminders about Greek mythology:

Persephone is black/has dark skin

Haphaestus is disabled and has some mental illness(es)

Gaia is black/has dark skin

Hades is disabled

Zeus is a rapist [ on multiple occasions ]

Eros is pansexual

Athena is most likely asexual

Dionysus is bisexual

all of the nymphs are nonbinary

Persephone is the goddess of spring growth

Thanatos is the god of death, not Hades

[hellfirekhaleesi-deactivated201]

A few more:

Artemis is most likely asexual and aromantic (some interpretations lend themselves to demisexual)

Poseidon is also a serial rapist

In fact, the only one of the Big Three who isn’t is Hades

Hades is not a terrible person (certainly not when compared to his family)

Persephone is scarier/more widely feared than Hades ever was

Apollo is not straight

Zeus is not straight

Heracles is not straight

Eros has a twin brother named Anteros, and he is the god of requited love

Since Persephone is woc it follows that at least one of her parents (Zeus and/or Demeter) is also poc

Hera is not a “nagging wife” she is one of many of Zeus’ victims, and she takes her (justified) anger out on the wrong person

Thanatos is the god of peaceful death

Hestia exists. And is important.

[queerbling]

Persephone was so widely feared that people wouldn’t write her name. They referred to her as Kore (shitty English typing sorry) which translates to queen. She struck more fear into people’s hearts than any other goddess. And she is the reason we have mint. She discovered that Hades had a lover before her and turned her into a leafy plant.

[theaquinn-misc]

Literally no one in Greek Mythology was straight, unless specified otherwise. Ancient Greece’s Culture is being bisexual

[navyasarchive-deactivated201905]

Anyway the reason that women of color don’t think desexualization is relieving the way white women might is because of how colonial gender operates. Again, this goes back to how gendered stereotypes that apply to white women don’t usually affect women of color in the same ways, because women of color are contending with acute versions of racialized misogyny. This is especially true for Black women, dark-skinned women of color, women of color who occupy marginalized/minoritized positions internally within their culture (i.e. they belong to minority sects or ethnic groups) and working-class women of color. 

For example, the stereotype that “women are fragile and dainty” actually applies more to white women, since white men typically don’t view women of color as “fragile and dainty”. Since women of color - especially Black and Indigenous women - were enslaved, or forced into hard labor under colonial regimes, or displaced through settler-driven genocide, the reigning stereotype about them became that they are non-women; that the reason it is acceptable to force them to do hard labor is that they aren’t as “womanly” or “pure” or “sensitive” as white women are, and thus aren’t deserving of the same protections. 

Similarly, the idea that desexualization is “empowering” or “liberating” largely applies to white women, who are seen as the center of beauty thanks to the propagation of eurocentric beauty standards. 

First of all, women of color face abject forms of sexualization, fetishization, and sexual violence. That they are desexualized in conjunction doesn’t detract from how simultaneously sexualized they are. To be a woman of color means to face the double-binds imposed by colonial gender; women of color may face gendered divisions of labor within their own cultures (i.e. their families expecting them to be married off to provide for their husband) but they also face the external capitalist pressures of engaging in labor (i.e. the phenomenon of the feminization of poverty, largely created by globalization and neoliberalism, disproportionately affects women of color & nonwestern women/women from the global south, what with nonwhite women occupying the lowest material, financial, economic, sociocultural, and political rungs of every society). 

Thus you can’t think of the average misogynistic stereotype as a zero sum game when it comes to women of color, either. More often than not, because of racism, colonialism, and neoliberalism, women of color face simultaneous streams of seemingly opposing misogynistic forms of violence. 

Second of all, this isn’t “not viewing someone as a sexual object”. Desexualization involves the stripping of the subject’s sexual autonomy (and their autonomy as a whole); it involves reducing them to the perpetrator’s gaze and violence. The idea that specific subjects - i.e. women of color - are nonsexual is one way colonial gender (violently) decouples women of color from their womanhood. In fact, desexualization does not prevent women of color from being viewed as sexual objects. Rather, it recasts the sexual lenses people use to interpret women of color and their sexuality. Instead of combating the fetishization and objectification of women of color, it reinforces sexual violence by erasing the sexual narratives women of color cultivate for themselves, and replace those narratives with imported, coercive ideas created by white supremacy, capitalism, and patriarchy. So while a white woman may be able to reclaim her sexual autonomy when people stop viewing her as a sexual object, the desexualization of women of color occurs in tandem with the sexualization of women of color, such that (as I iterated above), they face simultaneous streams of two opposing versions of sexual violence. 

Desexualization is why those who enact sexual violence against women of color are often forgiven (i.e. “women of color can’t possibly face rape/sexual violence because they’re too ugly for anyone to desire them sexually”). Desexualization forms the foundation of laws against interracial couples and interracial marriages. Desexualization looks like white people of ALL sexual orientations and genders discriminating against women of color and people of color in their dating choices (I say this to drive home the point that white LGBT people are just as capable of enacting this form of sexual violence against women of color as white cishet men are). Desexualization is the basis of eugenics against women of color (i.e. “they breed like rabbits and need to be stopped” or the “welfare queen” stereotype, which especially impacts Black women), and why Black women, Latina women, and Indigenous women are forcefully sterilized, why white, western couples use the bodies of women from India and China and other nonwestern countries as surrogacy machines (the idea that Asian women are nonsexual beings contributes to the surrogacy industry by rationalizing the robbing of nonwestern women’s autonomy - i.e. “nonwestern women deserve to have their children taken away from them”). Desexualization looks like white people treating women of color as loveless, sexless, ogres who are incapable of feeling love and loyalty, and who are undeserving of love, gentleness, patience, respect, and dignity. Desexualization looks like white people viciously bullying women of color with “weird” or “ugly” features that are actually racialized features (bushy eyebrows, dark skin, monolids, big noses, visible body hair, unibrows, afrocentric hair styles, big lips, etc). Desexualization looks like white people telling women of color that they look “manly” or “more like men” because of their racialized features. 

Third of all, as I stated before, since desexualization occurs alongside sexualization of women of color, what you get is people simultaneously going on things like sex tours in Thailand or the Dominican Republic & white, western men creating sex industries for soldiers in East & Southeast Asian countries, while also treating nonwestern/nonwhite women as vessels of infinite reproduction whose sole purpose is to provide for whites, westerners, and men, such that they cannot claim their own bodies - an example of this being how the surrogacy industry takes advantage of women in India. 

By the way, desexualization is also inflicted against disabled people in heinous ways, and of course men of color face it rampantly as well. But I’m talking specifically about women of color because desexualization is something we face in droves. 

If you are unclear on what colonial gender is, please read “The Coloniality of Gender” by Maria Lugones. 

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[gori-kun]

Me every morning