[vacuously-true]

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

[nudityandnerdery]

[southfarthing]

[datasoong47]

[beadyeyes]

Where's it made? Who brought it here? How much were they paid? Who makes it? Is it made in separate parts and put together? How much were they all paid to do this? Where do they get the materials? Who paid for that? Who brings it there? How much were they paid? Who streamlined the base materials? How much were they paid? Who gathered the base materials? Where? How much were they paid? Is it good for them? Is it good for us? Is it good for the land? Is it necessary? Is it biodegradable? How much does it hurt? Do I need it? Do I even want it?

[torstherapy]

[tinsnip]

Per @spoonstrek

[mango-season]

[sandmandaddy69]

[shutupandmakemepizzaroll]

for my cereal

[soulren]

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

[bungerc0re]

if i can be honest if i saw an elf i would hesistate. elves are straight up not normal to see. i would be shocked for a while.

[fuckablewizard]

I wouldn't. I'm fucking that thing immediately

[bungerc0re]

i dont think that's a normal way to talk about groups of people

[felix]

whenever i complete chores i get an achievement banner pop up in my head dark souls style

[felix]

[courtofthevampireking]

[killer-arcade]

[courtofthevampireking]

[thecaptainkindofgirl]

My dad works at Home Depot and this one customer came in trying to return a lawnmower that wouldn’t start. Another employee asked the customer if he had put any gas in it and the customer was outraged, yelling that they should have told him it needed gas (it was in the manual) and the employee told him “Well it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams, sir.” That pissed the guy off more so he called the manager all “Can you believe this guy!? He told me it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams!” and the manager just said “Well, it doesn’t.”

[cherrishnoodles]

i hate you shein i hate you temu i hate you aliexpress i hate you microtrends i hate you fomo culture i hate you aesthetic restocking videos i hate you constantly on the grind mindset i hate you overconsumption i hate you fast fashion i hate you tiktok influencers i hate you i hate you i hate you

[cat-in-the-fridge]

I love you, the woollen jumper I inherited from my mother. I love you, the leather coat I inherited from my grandmother. I love you, the costy but well made shoes that lasted my 8 years. I love you, the clothes from the charity shop. I love you, the clothes I sewn from good quality fabric and to my own measurements. I love you, the YouTube videos and creators who taught me how to sew. I love you, fabric grocery bag. I love you, slow mornings and long afternoons. I love you, baking and enjoying the smell of vanilla. I love you, cooking for myself because my needs matter too. I love you , small talk with a lady in the supermarket. I love you, the ability and privilege of saying "no" when I need to. I love you, grass and trees and birdsong. I love you, life.

[cherrishnoodles]

i hate you shein i hate you temu i hate you aliexpress i hate you microtrends i hate you fomo culture i hate you aesthetic restocking videos i hate you constantly on the grind mindset i hate you overconsumption i hate you fast fashion i hate you tiktok influencers i hate you i hate you i hate you

[howlsaint]

dude the worst part is it wasnt even that bad until like 10 years ago

[truelovevip-deactivated20190324]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[marzcody]

if you could have any superpower what would it--

Shapeshifting.

[ilya-sweetheart]

interviewer: now that you’re married and playing for the same team, can you tell the truth; did you ever throw a game so the other could win ; ) ?

ilya: no

shane: no never, we’re too competitive. actually we probably played better and harsher against each other than anyone else

ilya: everyone who knows us personally would agree to this

shane: actually we stopped speaking to each other for a whole week once over monopoly

ilya: only because you’re a sore loser

shane: i didn’t lose fuckhead, you cheated!

[flagellant]

kill the shift manager in your brain

[flagellant]

you are not wasting time you are vibing. you are not being unproductive you are literally chilling. make a grill cheese with cheddar cheese and slather a piece of the bread with some honey and maybe you'll relax

[foulmiraclekitty]

...ok but what if the shift manager is actually right

[flagellant]

you are a minor so i will say this with absolute confidence as an adult: there is not a single time on the history of this planet that a shift manager has ever been right. and more seriously, in this metaphor: treating yourself like shit for not being productive doesn't actually make you more productive. it makes you treat yourself like shit.

[blastdamage]

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

[blastdamage]

did you know the cops once found a fully functioning movie theater with a well-stocked bar inside the catacombs and they when they tried to go back later to formally investigate it was completely emptied out save for a note that read "don't search for us"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Underground french cinema

[npd-vriska]

my little bro is part of the catacombs community and yeah, it's basically a fully autonomous society! enough that when my bro goes in on a friday night, they don't come out until monday for work- sometimes longer if they took days off.

some of the rooms have fully stocked pantries with cooking equipment, some have movies like the one described above, some have books you're allowed to just take but people always put back- every day people bring things from the outside. artists often set up galleries there. there are rooms with mattresses and hammocks set up for people to sleep. one of the room is just a place where people leave shoes for the fun of it.

this is Known, it's not a secret by any means. the catacombs are as big as paris itself, and people live there just as people live above. it's wonderful when you think about it.

[npd-vriska]

A little update! My little bro is now my little sister. Please don't misgender her :)

[enbylesbie]