I don't know how to explain this, but my gender is a slight headache
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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if i look back, i am lost
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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YOU ARE THE REASON

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@goth-mothz
I don't know how to explain this, but my gender is a slight headache
Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth
They could never hurt me in any way that matters. I will not be kept from my calling
Are you worried about plastic-eating fungi encroaching on your food source?
No I can eat normal food too I just choose to eat plastic because I love it
It’s just me and my stupid clit against the fucking world
functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I
Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.
now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"
Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...
It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people
is the hot dog vendor on a horse?
and if the horse is running at 80km/h and Functionally Suicidal Stacy is traveling is traveling in the opposite direction on a train at 100mph, which one will be able to finish reading their copy of "Roadside Picnic" by Arkady & Boris Strugatsky and accurately interpret its anticapitalist themes first?
"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing
I love that Chicago is always catching strays in HR fics.
Like yea we lowk aren’t that good but damn
Opal kittens!!:3
no credit needed
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I've never met someone who disliked me for the right reasons. Only I know why you should dislike me and you're wrong
Hello? TikTok????
Hey I'm sure there's a perfectly innocent reason someone could be desperately searching for muppet hole. Muppet hole is a normal thing to want
eating disorders and abortions are two things that are like, spoken about in most mainstream discourse as though they are pretty rare and aberrant, but then when you’re actually friends with a lot of women you come to find out that they are extremely extremely common and kind of banal & mundane
And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???
not being attracted to men in fandom is really isolating sometimes
its just so obviously different when someone is engaging in a convo about a female character because it's the polite thing to do and not because they have any investment in it. and normally that would be fine except this is something you have to deal with literally everywhere you go, no matter who the other people you're conversing with are. and you can feel the switch in interest so potently when women are the focus of the conversation versus men.
and again it's not really any one person's fault. but it's just so lonely sometimes ahahh
This is the funniest thing I've ever read. I would have LOVED to see that
three types of people
Maybe quantum physics is different in a universe where a mob boss built a working supercollider that could create portals to other worlds in 2018
@abominablesnowdude's tags are too good to let vanish
We forgot about it
I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical
I went to the Grand Canyon when I was depressed and I literally forgot the whole thing. Like, the only reason I even know I was there is that I have photographs of myself standing in front of the Grand Canyon with dead eyes but i have absolutely no memory of it
People talk about depression like it’s just being sad all the time but straight up your brain stops working and sadness is just one of the many, many consequences of that
guys i think this shakespeare dude might be kinda good at writing. do people know about this
Please observe the array of fake Shane Hollander banner ads I made for the chapter of @luulapants The Tennis Club that’ll be posting in the next few days.
Sorted in increasing severity of thirst.
there was a version with text but I think the silence says volumes