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woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk
one of my creative writing professors once said that to evaluate a work as good or not, first you ask what the work is attempting to do, and then you evaluate how well it does it. and this is how to judge everything from critical essays to romance novels to snack packaging to theory tracts.
Feeling inspired... Might put off writing and think about it the whole time
Reading a book about slavery in the middle-ages, and as the author sorts through different source materials from different eras, I am starting to understand why so many completely fantastical accounts of "faraway lands" went without as much as a shrug. The world is such a weird place that you can either refuse to believe any of it or just go "yeah that might as well happen" and carry on with your day.
There was this 10th century arab traveller who wrote into an account that the fine trade furs come from a land where the night only lasts one hour in the summer and the sun doesn't rise at all in the winter, people use dogs to travel, and where children have white hair. I don't think I'd believe something like that either if I didn't live here.
I mean honestly everything that Arab traveler said lines up with the Arctic areas, except the white hair part, I don't know where that originates from, or if it's accurate
If I had to guess, maybe they had albinism? Or maybe it's one of those cases where kids sometimes start out with one hair color and develop a different one when they get older. This is all conjecture, but something to consider.
Still really cool tho
guys, the traveler just wasnt used to blondes
Also, languages develop words for colors over time so they get grouped with the closest one. That's why people with orange hair are called redheads. The word for red is generally the third color that gets a name. There wasn't always a word for the color orange, but there have almost always been people with orange hair.
And the Romans in Rome were fascinated by the Celtic slaves brought back from the British Isles because of their fair hair and skin.
For the sake of "I would not believe it either if I didn't live here" kind of context, this is a perfectly normal hair colour for children where I'm from. It darkens to a dark ash blond/sand brown when they grow up.
So what I learned from this is even in modern times, people don’t know or believe that Scandinavians are just that pale and blond without jumping to “albino” first
You wouldn’t have believed the 10th century Arab guy either.
Hate when I see someone say something like, "I wish they counted fanfiction as reading." And like, who is they? Who is the invisible audience dictating your life? You can do whatever you want.
this is in no way a hate post im actually really jealous of people who were able to connect with these characters.
it's so weird to me to see teen wolf blogs obsessed with like hayden and corey and mason (and even liam and theo to an extent) because i was quite checked out of the show by then like,,
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Derek Hale's life sucks so bad. Imagine you're nineteen your entire family is dead and your continued survival hinges on working with two of the most annoying sixteen year olds you've ever met who won't stop framing you for murder
This was the polycule allison was building in season 3
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Derek being so socially uncomfortable when we meet him is one of the saddest parts of Teen Wolf to me. He was such a friendly kid who grew up in a wolf pack, wrestling and playing and having zero personal space. Everyone lived in one big house and ran around the woods together. His mom babied him and scratched his head. He played basketball. His big sister definitely used to tackle him and throw him around. He wasn’t built to be alone and every pack he builds he punishes for not being the original. He was never meant to be the leader. He was always the baby. He only survived because he was young enough to still be in school. Kate Argent when I get my hands on you-
they should have gotten more time together, she’d beat the shit out of him and he’d go :D
Derek being so socially uncomfortable when we meet him is one of the saddest parts of Teen Wolf to me. He was such a friendly kid who grew up in a wolf pack, wrestling and playing and having zero personal space. Everyone lived in one big house and ran around the woods together. His mom babied him and scratched his head. He played basketball. His big sister definitely used to tackle him and throw him around. He wasn’t built to be alone and every pack he builds he punishes for not being the original. He was never meant to be the leader. He was always the baby. He only survived because he was young enough to still be in school. Kate Argent when I get my hands on you-
I can hear it in his accent.
i love love love billy and chrissy friendship, like
they both have abusive parents and i think they would relate a lot on the controlling disappointed parent thing, i also think billy sees a bit of his mother in chrissy (especially if you headcanon jason as abusive/toxic) and i think he has an easier time opening up to girls in general (only when they're not trying to fuck him).
i love fics where chrissy is billy's beard and billy is the reason people leave chrissy alone, i also love them pining together thinking it's hopeless (harringrove and hellcheer my beloved)
sorry to @purplerosesgalore but hellcheer is actually eddiexchrissy 😅 which is another ship i like, i have no idea what a cool name for heatherxchrissy could be🤔 maybe poolcheer? guardcheer? idk, i usually ship heather with robin🤷🏻 (i love you buckleway)
Oh my goddd ur so right! Thats so emberassing man i know helcheer too 😪
Also heatherxchrisy is hollocheer to me just cus I hate hollingham so much lol and yess same! Buckleway or rolloway?? is my wayy prefered heather ship!! Theyre both so darling tgt! I just have a soft spot for chrissy&heather generally tho
hollocheer is cool, makes me think of holographic✨️✨️✨️
chrissy and heather are my girls, chrissy would have been such a cool character to add to the team and heather and billy's friendship is underrated, i think they kind of struck up comradery by working together from how heather talks to him in the show, i like to think they're friends💖🙂↕️
Oh for sure! Hollogrove are besties! Like paint each other's nails type besties! At least they are to me
Honeslty, id watch a whole spine off starring chrissy, billy and heather and them cringe failing their way through their hopeless crushes on eddie, steve and Robin respectively yk?? Absolute cinema it would be
omg yeeess crack fic of them absolutely failing at asking their crushes out
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i love love love billy and chrissy friendship, like
they both have abusive parents and i think they would relate a lot on the controlling disappointed parent thing, i also think billy sees a bit of his mother in chrissy (especially if you headcanon jason as abusive/toxic) and i think he has an easier time opening up to girls in general (only when they're not trying to fuck him).
i love fics where chrissy is billy's beard and billy is the reason people leave chrissy alone, i also love them pining together thinking it's hopeless (harringrove and hellcheer my beloved)
sorry to @purplerosesgalore but hellcheer is actually eddiexchrissy 😅 which is another ship i like, i have no idea what a cool name for heatherxchrissy could be🤔 maybe poolcheer? guardcheer? idk, i usually ship heather with robin🤷🏻 (i love you buckleway)
Oh my goddd ur so right! Thats so emberassing man i know helcheer too 😪
Also heatherxchrisy is hollocheer to me just cus I hate hollingham so much lol and yess same! Buckleway or rolloway?? is my wayy prefered heather ship!! Theyre both so darling tgt! I just have a soft spot for chrissy&heather generally tho
hollocheer is cool, makes me think of holographic✨️✨️✨️
chrissy and heather are my girls, chrissy would have been such a cool character to add to the team and heather and billy's friendship is underrated, i think they kind of struck up comradery by working together from how heather talks to him in the show, i like to think they're friends💖🙂↕️
whenever i see the take "you only ship harringrove because they're both hot" it's so obvious to me that that person has never actually seen any takes by the fandom, harringrove is very much an analyzed ship with a lot of people expanding on the characters and their feelings, i've seen multiple people doing long-ass character and ship analysis about them and caring a lot about the psychological and emotional side of this ship.
no i didn't move on to steddie or stonathan (no hate i think both are cool just not for me) and no i dont only read about them fucking because they're hot.
stop trolling and hate posting without using anti tags and either leave people alone or actually try to understand why someone might like a ship.