A Bunch Of French Babies

How dare they

[trans-valjean]

les mis characters as john mulaney quotes

buckle up folks. this is gonna be a long-ass post

valjean: 

javert:

fantine: 

bishop myriel:

sister simplice:

fauchelevent:

cosette:

éponine:

marius:

azelma:

gavroche:

the thénardiers: 

gillenormand:

mabeuf:  

les amis:

gavroche at the barricades, to javert:

valjean, about javert:

hugo: 

[midshipmank]

I know some of you joke about making Victor Hugo roll in his grave, but there are small cracks on his tomb in the Pantheon, and I’m telling you: he’s trying to get out

[girlwikipedia]

this is the single scariest post in this goddamn website

[jungwildeandfree]

let him come but if he tries to write another word about the goddamn Parisian sewer system I’ll put him back in there

[cinderidiot]

headcanon that whenever one of les amis tries to tell someone their first names, a bus drives by and honks and blocks out the sound like that one episode of fairly odd parents

[permit-it]

Grantaire: Hey babe I have something to show you!

Enjolras: Hit send on that picture of Mike Wasowski and I hit end on our relationship.

Grantaire: I have nothing to show you.

[dameferre]

Yet Another Modern Au: Enjolras

[thetoxiczombie]

Forget Valjean being buried alive, forget Marius banging his head agains a tree for two hours, forget everything because the absolute highlight of the brick is when Victor Hugo says that lizards are pocket crocodiles

[doodleborg]

O H. M Y. G O D. WHAT!!?!?!

[thetoxiczombie]

When he’s not on board a tangent directly to the Parisian sewer system Victor Hugo says some pretty stellar things.

[enjolstaire]

my favourite thing to do is to tell my friends about the wild things victor hugo did and see the look of shock and horror in their faces bc they only know him as the great author who wrote les mis and hunchback and not as the man who gave his fiancee a live bat in an envelope

[skywalker-anakin]

he what now

[nepofledgling]

eponine: check this out I taught him the animal sounds  grantaire: oh? eponine: gavroche, what does the pig say? tiny gavroche: I’m inspector javert 

[icallervera]

Aw! It’s so nice of Mattel to make us a set of modern au Les Amis Ken dolls!

[lonelyroommp3]

here’s my take on the matter

[rated-r-for-grantaire]

Les Mis is gay culture

[starsandamorphinetoast]

Enjolras - June

[theatreuserboxes]

[yitzhaks]

I made a useful chart for anyone new to the les mis fandom!

[halosydnes]

You will live, Papa, you’re going to live. It’s too soon, too soon to say goodbye! Yes, Cosette, forbid me now to die, I’ll obey, I will try. On this page I write my last confession. Read it well when I, at last, am sleeping. It’s the story of one who turned from hating; a man who only learned to love when you were in his keeping.

[theladyragnell]

ExR; Grantaire doesn't believe he has any magic. Enjolras seems to think otherwise.

(Anon, I am not going to lie to you, I got this prompt and have despaired ever since, because there is no way anything I wrote could live up to the beauty of these two sentences. I hope this story suffices at least in part!)

Enjolras makes lightlike the sun.

It isn’t the only thinghe can do, but it seems to be his favorite. It’s probably Grantaire’sfavorite too. It’s how Grantaire noticed him first, giving a speechin front of a cloud and glowing on a cloudy day, not bright enough tohurt the eyes of the people watching him, but bright enough to gettheir attention. Grantaire almost wonders if there’s some kind ofmagic in his voice too, to get people listening, but that’s just whohe is.

Grantaire watches,enthralled, and that’s really the end of him.

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[thesummerofmoths]

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[slippypantz]

i think about this post every day so i drew a fanart 

grantaire in the style of baz lurhmann’s romeo + juliet

because a modernization of les mis with original dialogue (+ the amis running around in hawaiian shirts) is literally everything i want in the world