Claire Keane
@theartofmadeline
DEAR READER
RMH
Xuebing Du
Jules of Nature
Today's Document
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Janaina Medeiros
hello vonnie
ojovivo
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
almost home
Product Placement
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Kiana Khansmith
i don't do bad sauce passes
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@granilithe
Saw this on Pinterest and didn’t want to risk it especially now that’s my grandpa’s in the hospital
FREE GEORGE WASHINGTON AND CAPITALISM WILL REWARD YOU
I’m giving it a shot, it appeared in my feed at random, I need some financial help.
What the hell. I’m already at my lowest. Can’t hurt.
When you finally find the energy to do stuff
Reblog and the universe will grant you the spoons you need to do that thing you’ve been meaning to do
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if I have to sit through that goddamn title sequence every time I watch this???
If you autoplay through them Netflix skips to the very end of the opening.
FUCK YES
There’s ‘black comedy’ and then there’s M*A*S*H.
*does laundry but like in a punk way*
*does laundry but in a musical theatre way*
*does musical theatre but in a punk way*
*does punk but in a musical theatre way*
*does musical theater but in a laundry way*
this is my favorite post
sweet jesus
Every so often a video will just make his eyes pop and remind me how gorgeous they are.
DELETED SCENES FROM AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON
therealsongbirddiamondback:
>Extended battle on the HYDRA fortress in Sokovia.
>Extended discussion about the Ultron Program between Stark and Banner.
>After transferring his consciousness to the HYDRA fortress in Sokovia, Ultron builds a new robotic body for himself.
>Rhodes alerts the Avengers that all countries with nuclear weapons are dealing with cyber-attacks masterminded by Ultron, and that he’s being deployed to the Middle East to monitor the situation and prevent tensions from escalating. Stark creates a new encryption pattern for the War Machine armor so Ultron can’t hijack it.
>The Twins return to Sokovia and begin stealing supplies to give to the impoverished masses. While distributing medicine to the poor, they’re approached by a young boy who says “the Iron Man” is waiting for them at the church. Arriving there, they find Ultron waiting for them.
>When the Avengers confront Ultron and the Twins at Ulysses Klaue’s shipyard, Ultron complains that the world is not good enough it doesn’t need the Avengers, but not bad enough they actually try to change it, and only if “something breaks” on a grand scale will the human race outgrow their selfishness and change things for the better.
>More on the rivalry between Hawkeye and Quicksilver, with Quicksilver mentioning Hawkeye is so irrelevant that Ultron and them didn’t even factor him in their strategies to defeat the Avengers. Quicksilver also mocks Hawkeye as being too old and too slow in all their encounters.
>Extended version of Thor’s vision. After the temple collapses, Thor is approached by Loki, and they discuss Thor’s failure to defend the Nine Realms and the inevitability of the end while the dead Asgardians are being shepperd into Hel. Loki mocks Odin’s tone of speech during the conversation.
>Wanda brainwashing Banner into becoming the Hulk and rampaging in Johannesburg.
>Quicksilver hitting on any attractive woman he sees throughout the movie.
>At Hawkeye’s farm, Hawkeye’s wife complains about a tool shed Hawkeye never finishes because he’s always off with the Avengers. During the ending montage, he’d be seen finishing it.
>Alternative version of the bedroom scene in which Banner rejects Black Widow completely.
>Thor explains to Selvig that the mystice waters of the cave are a way to communicate with the Norns. He dives in and is possessed by them. Selvig then has to question them about Thor’s vision and decipher their cryptic answers based on his knowledge of Asgardian culture.
>Stark calls the Twins “Flowers in the Attic”, and they don’t understand the reference. Wanda says it sounds lovely, Hawkeye quips “trust me, it isn’t”.
>Extended fight between Thor and the Vision after the Vision is brought to life.
>Extended version of Banner infiltrating Ultron’s fortress to rescue Black Widow. She then uses Chitauri weapons that Baron Strucker had salvaged to fight off the Ultron drones.
>Alternative version of Black Widow bringing out the Hulk by pretending to have toyed with Banner’s emotions in order to put the Hulk on a leash and mocking him for thinking she could actually love him.
>Hawkeye policing the Twins throughout the Battle of Sokovia. At one point, he coaches them in how to more effectively use their powers to battle the Ultron drones.
>At one point, Thor is set on fire by an Ultron drone, and Quicksilver runs around him to quell by flames by cutting off the oxygen.
>Extended version of the Battle of Sokovia with more more action beats.
>Under Banner’s influence, the Hulk specifically programs the Quinjet to fly into Space in order to commit suicide, and actually reaches the upper stratosphere and sees stars.
>Captain America and Iron Man are at odds throughout the movie and part on less amicable terms.
>Alternative ending where Quicksilver survives due to Dr. Cho’s medical technology and joins the Avengers alongside Scarlet Witch.
WHY WAS MOST OF THIS STUFF CUT?! THERE WERE SO MANY ODD EDITS AND JUMPS THAT MAKE SO MUCH SENSE NOW THAT WE KNOW THESE SCENES WERE MISSING!!!
Now the movie makes a lot more sense!!! Why did they delete so many of these scenes?! I just don’t get it.
Cat Death would be named “Fluffy.”
Tortoise skeletons are the weirdest skeletons.
I never wondered what they looked like before. Wow. I literally just gasped. How neat!
Which is another reason you shouldn’t pick them up by their top shell
Everyone knows that you shouldn’t pick up a tortoise or turtle by their shell since their backbone is fused with it, but often it’s not really an easy thing to visualize how that works. Here’s a really cool image for that…
Almost NOBODY knows this, because people don’t bother to simply show you a fucking image like this in school so before i saw this on tumblr i thought a turtle was simply a loose animal in a shell like a snail
LOONEY TOONS LIED TO ME
Ryan: I am down!
He’s gonna be a mighty king and he’s working on that roar.
Watch: You will be appalled by where their funding for abortion services really comes from
“Planned Parenthood overwhelmed me with the ability to make my own choices, without having to ask my Congressman 😱”
This girl is my hero
At Midnight, August 19, 2015
PREACH DUDE
This is how comedy works and is exactly why Tumblr’s collectively clenched asshole needs to chill the fuck out about.
Walking around angry about everything will literally kill you. That kind of constant, self-induced stress absolutely literally kills people and you need to laugh to get it out of your system.
