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I draw once in a while and I have two amazing cats I enjoy black metal and power metal.

[shadrow]

The smash hit of the summer.

[alexacadia]

I’M SCREAMING!!!!!!!

[slayfulness]

I’m… shook

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

[strongorcbutch-deactivated20220]

Well I heard this with my own ears and now you must also.

[nest-of-bears-blog]

JESUS

[ookumspookumswastakensomehow]

Y’KNOW WHAT THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT BELONGS IN?

[cosmic-aria]

EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEEK OF THE KINGDOM HEARTS III THEME SONG

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

[gravevermin]

I cried like a bitch baby while working on this. 

I post more art on Twitter now. Its my fiance’s acct but he doesn’t use it anymore. https://twitter.com/ResentfulJoy

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[reformed-roark]

General Kenobi

[boke-chan]

https://twitter.com/Rhkya/status/1267455467594244097?s=20

[buttplugfoetus]

It starts

[buttplugfoetus]

To the Americans

You are wrong

[buttplugfoetus]

Are you uh..

[buttplugfoetus]

Today is the daaaayyy

Credit to @dropdead-chan

[iraffiruse]

[ladyshinga]

I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.

I’m torn between laughing at these and being deeply worried for Jon lol

[c4tto626]

this is like 100% what living with cats is like

[randomslasher]

the one where he’s abruptly alarmed by his pants is the funniest one to me

[trashboat]

the older you get the more you relate. this how i talk to my kombucha

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[beatrizcruz-art]

🌟Sailor Raymond🌟

[boke-chan]

[blossyay]

I can’t believe I took all this time to make a 9 page backstory for Colton from Animal Crossing HAHAHAHAHA

[gravevermin]

I normally don’t fallow trends. Here’s my take on..

[75orchids]

[umjammercammy]

[puyopuyo]

[tomatatoro]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[the-greek-goddess]

Actually Yes! In the state of Kentucky, the state government sent down health officials to talk with the elders and explained what’s going on. The elders decided to disband their weekly church meetings (they are going to have church within their families instead) and social distance. They shut down their businesses and are tending to their families and their crop. A couple of good family friends are Amish and they are taking really good care of themselves and their neighbors (baking food and giving it to them). My Mamaw (my dads mom) is immunodeficient so she can’t go out to the shops and they are keeping her in food and necessities. They are also sewing masks for local hospitals, nursing homes, immunodeficient people, and their families.

[cyancees]

[cyancees]