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[heartseeker]

me listening to foreign music and not understanding a single word of it

[lady-olynder-mortarch-of-grief]

me listening to music in my native language and not understanding a word of it

[heartseeker]

i know i’m op but mood

[infectiouspiss]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

[knowledgetosorrow]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Same post.

[infestuous]

Wally Dion, Green Star Quilt, 2019 circuit boards, brass wire, copper tube

[chekhovs-raygun]

I SAW THIS IN THE PORTLAND ART MUSEUM! ITS HUGE!

it shimmers like no gemstones i've ever seen: green as malachite and emerald but shot through with opal, gold, copper. photographs can't do it justice because of how it shines, as well as the way the actual material elements have their own dimensions. you can lean in and study all the fine lines of the circuits or step back and admire how the rearranged whole forms new patterns. it's one of the most beautiful creations i've ever seen.

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[butwhypants]

[luisonte]

....bimbaaa!!!

[angrysalt42]

Yeeeeet!

[the-davest-of-uncles]

the ol' hydraulic duck-yeeter

[thegaymertrainer]

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

*last post on dash was 15 minutes ago* every other Tumblr user has been raptured. I am all alone. nobody is out there

[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[minothtime]

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

[liminalweirdo]

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[divorce-enjoyer]

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

[divorce-enjoyer]

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

[kosmogrl]

[cryptobotanical]

The despair I feel when I see a post on Facebook or Instagram about how not all women like wearing makeup, or feel comfortable wearing makeup, and makeup shouldn't be considered an essential part of womanhood, but then I make the unfortunate mistake of opening the comments where 90% of them are "yes that's so me! That's why all I wear is an under eye concealer, mascara, just a bit of eyeliner on my water line, fill in my brows, and put on a little bit of a shimmery lip color"

Girl I do not think you understand what "no makeup" means because that is not it.

[cryptobotanical]

Where's that post about how if you make a post anywhere saying "women do not need to wear makeup" you will inevitably get comments like "totally! most women really are fine with just a bit of eyeliner, mascara, and maybe a bit of concealer. Really even just a bit of mascara can make such a difference!"

I do not think you understand what "women do not need to wear makeup" actually means, because that is not it.

[evilwizard]

I’M RIGHT BEHIND YOU

[cowboybarbaryn]

Thank you Evil Wizard, it’s good to know someone has our backs

[evilwizard]

IN A SCARY WAY

[queenofskys5]

Thank you Evil Wizard, finally someone to scare away the creeps!

[evilwizard]

I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO WORK ON OUR COMMUNICATION

[dailycatsblog]

[reddragdiva]

by @spavel.bsky.social

[music-dreamers]

hangout idea: we listen to music but its only my music and i force you to listen to every song i like

[paperclip6]

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

[queenofheartsdeservedbetter]

"How do you read so many books??" I am simply trying to avoid reality, what are you doing