Pulling Strings is My Forte

Ali, they/them.

[dat-cellist-deactivated20170313]

She wants the d(vorak cello concerto in B minor, op. 104)

[antonindvorak-official]

Date me and you can have both ;)

[yo-yo-nah]

oh my god? oh my god.

[tacetheadphones-deactivated2020]

The musician area of tumblr is so much fun

[doubleflopflat]

dvorak a ho

[bestofpokemongo]

Get a room guys

[yousaytheydontcare-blog]

[cunyfirst]

scandalous

[the-gingerdancer]

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

[75orchids]

When someone wants to test the limits of your friendship:

[the-real-eye-to-see]

Gymnastics has come a long compared to that old footage, but this difference is particularly significant for black girls! Because they have never taken seriously our abilities! Just because the color of our skin is not what they want to see!

Simone Biles’s fantastic performance has been covered by many news outlets all these years! Now we can see the real difference!

#BlackGirlsMagic

[dannymrowr]

It’s like a metaphor of what millenials have to do to get jobs vs baby boomers lol

[advanced-procrastination]

I was debating whether to reblog but that last comment did it for me

[iammyfather]

As  a boomer I can attest to the truth of the jobs seeking remark.

[nothatkindofdoctor]

So somebody tweeted a picture of a pretty badass looking Chinese air display team, and within minutes Twitter’s vibrant trolling community collectively lost its sh*t, in the mistaken belief that Hollywood has remade Top Gun with an all-female cast…

[scarimor-deactivated20180521]

lol! and awesome.

[hanreisoundshenry]

Hollywood should make an all female top gun movie then!

[counterspelling]

“Aerobatic flying is a career for the adventurous. Few of the world’s air forces boast any women aerobatic fighter pilots. In December 2013, the Bayi Aerobatics Team of the Chinese People’s Liberation Army (PLA) Air Force recruited its first female pilots. One year later, the women staged successful performances in the 10th China International Aviation & Aerospace Exhibition.” (source)

[jenndoesnotcare]

WHERE IS MY ALL FEMALE TOP GUN

[tielan]

AN ALL WOMEN NO WHITE PILOTS CAST. *DIES OF DELIGHT*

[paulyappleseed-deactivated20161]

[greenplaidboxers-blog]

Me, getting a man to speak openly and honestly about his emotions: Hacked

[hkjhgjklhkjl]

this is why nobody likes straight men to be honest

[mykicks]

the answer to all of these is “yes”

[outofcontextdnd]

How about I seduce the goblin with my shaved 6-pack

-A werewolf named Chad

[geostatonary]

[elsajeni]

how… what is… did you just have this art lying around?? was it in a box labeled In Case Of Goblin Seduction 6-Pack Joke Break Glass? apparently this is a Magic card and I have a lot of questions for Magic: The Gathering right now

[meladoodle]

This is literally the biggest slap in the face to anyone who called her a gold digger

[communismkills]

You’d imagine SJWs would love “Sausage Party” because everyone is basically gay in it.

[jirosabu694206661997]

[bace-jeleren]

I can’t believe communismkills just resurrected sonic-for-real-justice

[orbital-linguini]

When you’re having a good time and then the depression kicks in

[greenplaidboxers-blog]

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[idontusethisblogthanks-deactiva]

[myrosecolouredgirl]

*makes fun of hot topic while in hot topic with the intention of buying something from hot topic*

[become-legend]

Overwatch | New Map:  Eichenwalde | Payload

The site of one of the most famous battles during the Omnic Crisis, it was here that the leader of the Crusaders, Balderich von Alder, and a handful of his best soldiers made a last stand against an advancing automaton army. Outnumbered and outgunned, they were ultimately slain during the resulting combat. However, thanks to their valiant efforts, the German military was able to push back the omnic offensive and win the fight. On this map, one team must escort a battering ram to Eichenwalde Castle to reclaim Balderich’s remains from their current resting place, while the opposing team does everything in its power to thwart the keep from being breached.