"mike was the first person to treat el with kindness and like a human being"
put some respect on his fucking name please
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"mike was the first person to treat el with kindness and like a human being"
put some respect on his fucking name please
The Dork Diaries books are 100x funnier if you read it in Bakugo’s voice.
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naruto and sasuke wouldn’t pass the hunter exam but gon and killua would pass the chunin exam
naruto and sasuke didn’t even pass the chunin exam
imagine watching Star Wars in theaters in 1977 and pointing at Darth Vader boarding a ship with Stormtroopers and then choking some guy, and exclaiming THAT'S CLEARLY JESUS CHRIST, THAT'S WHY I'M INTO THIS
Love Star Wars. Love the Bible. I love the story about how Jesus *checks notes* cut off his son’s hand.
remember when satan took jesus out into the desert for 40 days to tempt him and satan was like "hey murder these younglings" and then jesus murdered them and then john the baptist cut off his arms and legs
Sakamoto x Family
I started watching Sakamoto Days and I have a little headcanon.
Sakamoto is somehow related to Yor and Loid.
Spy x Family is supposed to happen in an era similar to the 1960s - 1970s, according to the creator.
Yor is 27 and Loid's age is unknown I think.
So I guess that would make Sakamoto their grandson? Sakamoto is 27 and the year is about 2022ish in Sakamoto Days, which makes him born in 1995ish. (Honesty thought he was older, but alright.)
Dealer's choice if Anya is Sakamoto's mom or aunt. We really only need Yor and Loid to teach Sakamoto and/or give him his innate abilities. (But if Anya is related to him, that would explain how he managed to block Shin. idk I haven't read the Sakamoto Days comic.)
BUT NOT ONLY THAT.
Sakamoto's other grandparents are:
I lowkey ship these two, pending on how their character arcs are managed.
Throwing in Nightfall and Franky is mostly based on appearance and some personality. White hair and stoic exterior + glasses.
Anyway, I've been amusing myself with this little headcanon and I wanted to share with others.
folk hero really
Strictly Pleasure - Part 25 (Jek x Heidi)
orc x human age gap paranormal romance 25 of ?
Summary: An awkward fresh-out-of-a-relationship woman and an orc that owns a sex store enter an adult theater together. She, intent on pushing her own boundaries. He, just looking to give her some sense of safety. Well, that and he wouldn’t complain about having a bit of fun himself.
After they inevitably get interrupted, Jek deals with the problem while Heidi flees. Resigned, he believes he’ll never see her again.
Thus begins Jek and Heidi’s sporadic interactions until, eventually, they find themselves fumbling around each other daily at the very place it started: Strictly Pleasure.
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“This is more like an apartment,” Di gasped as she did a full spin, unintentionally dislodging her hand from Jek’s grasp. To the left of the front door, there was a kitchen with shiny steel everything and a four-chair dining table. To her right – where Jek and Heidi now sat, watching – was what she would have called a living room, furnished with a couch, a chair, and coffee table. Hanging on the wall adjacent to the couch was a fancy flat screen television, below which sat a large stereo system. Further into the room, directly across from the front door, a large window took up the whole wall.
CyberWeek sale of the Lights, Camera, Orc-tion Duology and The Unexpected Human Problem!
From now until December 2nd, get these two books at 5.99 off!
Both of these books are ~400 pages. A lot of bang for your buck, if you know what I mean. 😏
Anywho, here's the links for easier access:
The Unexpected Human Problem
Lights, Camera, Orc-tion and Strike the Set: Double Feature
Intentions - Part 4 PREVIEW
Summary: In the future, humans are nearly universal surrogates and Earth has taken to profiting off the ability. However, while humans can intermix with aliens, it doesn’t mean it’s without complications.
When Taliyra signed up to be a Companion to an alien, she had expectations. Mainly a lot of sex in an attempt to conceive an alien baby. What she didn’t expect was her counterpart to be so distant and - for lack of a better term - relatively hands off. For all intents and purposes, Khravel seems completely disinterested in her and will not hold a discussion to explain why.
After four months of this behavior, she’s had enough. Confronting Khravel, she gives him an ultimatum: either he sits down and talks with her about what the problem is or she’s going back to Proxypanion and requesting a transfer.
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date of origin: November 5th, 2020
KILLING MYSELF KILLING MYSELF KILLING MYSELF
Trans Zuko is so funny to me. I’m not saying this to try and make fun of people who headcanon him as trans - trans headcanons are great and I support them. It’s just wild because it implies Ozai was out here like:
[Image description: a white woman with blonde hair is saying:
‘I can excuse burning a kid’s face, but I draw the line at misgendering’.
The words ‘burning a kid’s face’ and ‘misgendering’ have been edited in.
End description]
Possible explanations I just pulled out of my arse:
Being trans is very normalised in the Fire Nation and misgendering is considered dishonourable and makes you Look Really Bad.
Zuko’s transition was convenient because Ozai wanted a male heir.
Zuko went to the Mother of Faces or whatever the spirit was called to get a new (male) face and body and part of the magic was that his family would only remember the new him.
Ursa allowed Zuko to transition when he was very young and Ozai just straight up forgot that he used to be a ‘girl’ because he pays no attention to his family.
Trans rights not children’s rights
That last one tho.
Ozai over here frowning as Ursa calmly presents him with Zuko and Azula one day all like “I thought I had two daughters but I don’t know enough about my children to dispute it.”
That last one… that’s the one.
Plot twist: Azula is trans too and she and Zuko just switch names and Ozai doesn’t notice or care.
gawrsh
This is too funny 😂
Hey, here is some new frustrating discourse.
I'm going to clear this up super duper quick.
And then we can move on and discuss more important things.
Okay?
Here goes...
Nicolas Cage is an incredible actor who is very bad with money so he has to act in terrible movies because otherwise they will repossess his dinosaur skull collection.
But even when he is in terrible movies with terrible writing he refuses to phone in his performances. And sometimes when you are acting your ass off while saying some of the dumbest dialogue ever conceived it can give the appearance the acting is the issue rather than the writing and story.
Hayden Christensen knows that feeling all too well.
So next time you see Nic Cage in a B movie acting a fool, just know he probably bought some new shrunken heads and forgot to pay the mortgage on his volcano island.