Stress Free Zone*

29, he/him /Zachary I write and read like both are going out of style. These are things I find pretty or amusing or both.

[honeymoonavenue]

[snakeeatery]

i love the pedestrian-to-car staredown when you see them go from a rolling stop to a full stop. like that's what the fuck i thought. vehicularly manslaughter me about it

[wistfulwatcher]

everything I’ve ever watched for juliette lewis whip it (2009) ➤ iron maven

[africant]

My favorite childhood shows → The Weekenders

[malewifenat]

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

[captainlordauditor]

same energy

[princesskuragina]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[catradoraism]

[thousandfoottallowl]

there’s more

[snenby-with-two-daggers]

[0palite]

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

[augustdementhe]

SIGH

[i-restuff]

[sangononya-kokomeow]

here’s another one

[daeva-agas]

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

[elamikaaa]

how does this get even worse

[moontideempress]

I think about once in a while…

[chamomiletea-baggins]

We have another one…

[notemily]

[zenon-karr]

This is the internet now tho 😭💀

[sigridlaufeyson]

@lifeistooshorttowasteyourtime @marril96 @latent-thoughts @suometar

😂😂😂

[latent-thoughts]

Omg so many additions since I last saw this post! 😂😂😂

[rosalysaoirse]

It’s funny but incredibly telling how entitled/ignorant/insensitive some of these people are… idk if it’s an education gap or purposeful ignorance.

[mastreworld]

The really bewildering thing to me is that I remember when you needed to get up and pull a dictionary off the shelf, or visit a library to look up the facts you needed. Now people have all kinds of information literally at their fingertips and they can’t be bothered to use it.

[wolfpawn]

[malicemismanager]

Oh dear gods, it’s gotten worse

[fierceawakening]

When you know politics but no facts

[anarchistmemedistro]

don’t take people too seriously on the internet

[captaindibbzy]

This hits different when combined with that “Americans don’t learn other countries exist till they’re in 5th Grade” post from the other day.

[dzamie]

Demily recently got another one lads

Also, I love that, in the sign language one, it seems like the last image might’ve been a gif of “fuck you,” screenshot at the perfect time to let you know they were about to sign “fuck you”

[rickhunolt-deactivated20260329]

As a romanian person I gotta add this one too

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is my favourite post on this website

[unsolids-your-snake]

I have literally had people tell me that I’m a gross appropriator for learning sign language while not deaf.

I sometimes cannot speak, but leaving that aside, what the FUCK lol

[ohnoitstbskyen]

I still remember the guy who got mad at me because I spoke about the cultural role of the Norse gods in my life and my culture and insisted that I should be “proud of my Christian heritage instead” and quite simply would not believe me when I told him I was from Scandinavia because “that doesn’t exist anymore.”

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

someone please edit that map of europe with the spain void to also have a void for the whole of scandinavia

[dduane]

Every now and then I just have to reblog this.

(while particularly loving: “Gender of the Day: Wales”)

(also “Port O’Rico”)

[travalicious]

[digitalhunk]

[violets-and-cupcakes]

[bisexualshakespeare]

At least there’s one thing I can count on in this crazy mixed up world

[boxlunches]

oh there he is

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i dont think any of you understand how important i am to the plot

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

you can kill me off but everyone will stop watching

[catboyllawliet]

[lakemojave]

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

[the-vaudevillain-deactivated202]

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

[jame7t]

hhhrk. gggrrrg. *changes several core aspects of your personality when you’re not looking*

[duckdotcom]

normally this would infuriate me but I feel uncharacteristically calm and forgivibg

[lmaonade]

oh my god i just killed it in the mcdonalds drive thru

[lmaonade]

she heard my order exactly, i didn’t stutter, no uhhhh from me. clean, normal human interaction, just a fluid conversation. so cool

[lesbianshepard]

If there is a queue, and you are a part of it, are you

on line

in line

Voting ended onApr 11, 2023

tag where you're from if you answer and reblog

[lesbianshepard]

so many things going on

me getting ratioed like never before (currently at 4:96 )

it's at 1.3k votes with 6 days left. im never going to recover

everyone laughing at me for not realized how incredibly localized "on line" is

buncha comedians in the tags making an "online is for the computer" joke. they're different. on line is two words for when you're on a line at the store. online is internet.

like, if you're driving you don't say "i'm in the freeway" you say "i'm on the freeway"

people reblogging and tagging location without saying which one they voted for

people reblogging with incredibly vague locations ("the USA" "the UK") thanks.

the four other on liners confirming that i am right to say "on line" (i am kissing you on the lips)

the one person making fun of me for being british. i'm from new york!

[lesbianshepard]

STOP CALLING ME BRITISH I USED THE WORD QUEUE BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY LINE THREE TIMES IN A ROW BECAUSE THEN IT LOOKS WEIRD!!! BRITAIN ISN'T EVEN THE ONLY FUCKING PLACE THAT USES THE WORD QUEUE. IM NOT BRITISH!!!

[do-you-have-a-flag]

condolences on your ratio but this is so funny

[aleksandrsokolovichromanov]

I will say to everyone who is making fun of them for using “queue”… AT LEAST THEY KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT. Like, yes, I voted “in line”, HOWEVER THESE ARE VALID POINTS.

[gaphic]

op i'm going to explain to you, using visual aids, why 'in line' is not the same as 'on the freeway'

does this help

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Never heard any of you freaks (affectionate) say on line before

[the-haiku-bot]

Never heard any

of you freaks (affectionate)

say on line before

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[rylandsgrace]

ooh they’re so afraid of her 

[fruityyamenrunner]

something charmingly twentieth century about this

[cryptotheism]

This counts as a spell

[heathyr]

[aqueerkettleofish]

I have gone on and on about Patrick Testerone Swayze pursuing this role and nailing it, but I really do want to point out that Wesley Snipes has absolutely no shame talking about the role and has been known to bring it up when people list his movies and don't include it.

[tygerbug]

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in many American cities

[mananabuffins]

[maruchanishere]