uhhhhhhhh

oh no

[toskarin]

why did you RB that Elizabeth Holmes shit 😭😭😭 that girl is a con artist

you must be mistaken, I'm talking about elizabeth holmes, the CEO of blood

[reverendrowdy]

Use your PTO

[grumbleymumbley]

my coworker's dad found a loophole where he could accrue PTO without taking them and they'll roll over and now he has so much they're forcing him to take one every week so he kinds shot himself in the foot twice there

[kosmogrl]

[feldfrog]

Clown cars are really tiny, but clown shoes are really big. What's that gas pedal look like

[grumbleymumbley]

y'know usually I'm fine with weird ads unrelated to me because it shows they're not very good at tracking me but I have no idea what prompted this one

[cryptotheism]

The Romans were for real naming their kids shit like Boy #2

[grumbleymumbley]

The first emperor of the Ming Dynasty was named Zhu number 8 at birth. He got some cooler titles later though

[gooopy]

I started a new disco game and he wasnt there. Straight up just didnt exist.

King??????? Where are you

[zeiat]

[grumbleymumbley]

#he has no pants

[cryptotheism]

[grumbleymumbley]

what always gets me about this is the number forty two. just how many kids in total were calling him bald? that'd drive me to maul them with she-bears too tbh

[thedman0310]

[byjove]

“natural immunity is good for kids” is my least favorite antivax pro-baby kissing phrase because. actually no. simple childhood illnesses can cause major lifelong disabilities. happened to me. happened to JFK. not to mention the millions of children in cemeteries across the globe who died from preventable and treatable common childhood ailments. “natural immunity” is not better than vaccine related immunity and getting kids sick when reasonable precautions could prevent it is bad.

[grumbleymumbley]

well I have a natural immunity to fire thanks to my draconic heritage so yeah

[ovur]

[glamrockmike]

my friend found the original account… and there’s more dangerous crow boy

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i came here to destroy plastic and obliterate trees. and i'm all out of plastic

[squidong]

I’m about to buy and read the crow plastic romantasy book

Help

[squidong]

Welcome to the fae future, where you can never use a vibrator again.

[squidong]

He recognized her as his ~mate~. She’s Australian, so she keeps casually calling him “mate” as he gets increasingly flustered.

I genuinely cannot tell if this book is terrible or brilliant.

[squidong]

I have many questions. For instance, if his job is to destroy plastic but he spends most of his time hunting monsters, does that mean the monsters are made of plastic? How does that work?

[squidong]

I GUESS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This looks amazing actually

[unclefungusthegoat]

Please, Tumblr folks, do not sleep on the Leviathan anime that comes out tomorrow. Netflix have done absolutely nothing to promote it - there hasn't even been a proper trailer released.

It's based on a WONDERFUL series of books by Scott Westerfeld, and is fit to burst with alternate history, steampunk aesthetics, queer romance, mech suits, bio-engineered creatures, including a flying whale, plus it has music by Joe Hisaishi. It was created in direct collaboration with the original author AND illustrator, Keith Thompson.

Please, give it the love it deserves 🙏

[assimilation-failure]

[byrdblood]

[barikonen]

when ozymandias king of kings tells u to look upon his works and despair but, boundless and bare, the lone and level sands stretch far away

[grumbleymumbley]

> tells you to look upon his works and dispair

> look inside

> boundless and bare the lone and level sands stretch far away

[offspring]