[earhartsease]

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@jorality

[jorality]

In all my days I've never seen this in the wild.

[vancouver-lord-goldeneyes]

That tweet about how brain worms weren’t even a top five worst thing to happen to a Kennedy’s brain except it’s the lobotomy pick and all the examples are Baru’s brain

[vancouver-lord-goldeneyes]

Do you see the vision? Ok hang on

[vancouver-lord-goldeneyes]

Worst thing to happen to a Baru brain leaderboard (reverse order)

6) lobotomy pick

5) subsequent meningitis

4) chronic alcoholism

3) possessed in one side by a fabrication of her dead girlfriend

2) actual brain injury from being hit in the head

1) a lifetime of indoctrination in Incrastism

[victusinveritas]

[frasohei]

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[judilyart]

happy pride month!! it's time to be GAY everyone 🏳️‍🌈❗

[fairycosmos]

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

[silvermoon424]

UNFATHOMABLY based hive mother. Let's pour one out for our fallen bee comrades.

[milf--adjacent]

Card-carrying supervillain behavior. Love to see it.

[vetchtibbles]

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry

[silvermoon424]

I need to scream this from the rooftops:

IF YOU CAN’T GET A JOB, IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT!!!!! THE SYSTEM IS DEEPLY BROKEN!!!!!!!!

The hiring process has never been great, but in the past couple of years it’s hit rock bottom. Ghost jobs probably outnumber real jobs on job sites. Recruiters and HR use AI which throws out 90% of resumes before a real human being sees them. And most companies are hellbent on holding out for a unicorn candidate- meaning someone who already knows how to do the EXACT role without any training while also accepting entry level wages- instead of investing in new people.

It’s fucking hard out there right now. You are not alone and it’s not your fault if you can’t get hired.

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[housegoblin]

lifes so hard

[dinolich]

Welcome to Taskmaster!!! Would you like to play a game?

[everyday-cutephoto]

[dailycatsblog]

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[beemovieerotica]