GuardianFlora

She/her 23 transpilled girlfail losercore and many other words not in the bible I enjoy fighting games and metroidvanias and many other games but only cool ones Pfp by Twitter user @mewplushie !!!!!

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[greenlabcoat]

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal

[mothyr]

[segamascott]

[treecitysessions]

[yorickless]

there's this account on bluesky that just randomly samples the last reply someone made before getting blocked by the person they were replying to and it's a really good gimmick blog concept. I don't think tumblr data is public enough to make this possible here unfortunately. some samples:

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

ngl if you're doing the whole Blogging thing right you shouldn't need to put your disorders in your bio bc your followers will just figure it out on their own. it's kind of a "show don't tell" type of thing

[explosionshark]

this is genuinely breathtaking lmao

[explosionshark]

Yeah look the weird smut comments are totally out of pocket but I really can't get over "im more into dr.seus or self help books lol"

[professorsparklepants]

#do you think he's actually read dr. seuss or did he just hear "doctor" before an author's name and decide it sounded smart? (Via @shellys-apprentice)

Oh my god

[box-dwelling]

Found the orginal thread and lost it at this

[swagophile]

oh and another thing. make sure you tell that ripley motherfucker that i never believed any of it. none of it. i thought he was making it all up. yeah. i dont give a shit anymore.

[starfallsapphic]

wait maybe there is hope for me

[tazuransi]

mini virtue and gramps

[mithli-archive]

godtier tweet

[yukennico]

bros finally free 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[cryptotheism]

I know you want mommy to recreate that lesbisn makeup image but do you know how hard tight lining is? Mommy will partially blind you.

[jame7t]

L + Unskilled Mommy

[cryptotheism]

Kitten I'm not gonna lie mommy is straight ass at this

[reefsharkivist]

[wellshitcaitlin]

@inneskeeper this seems relevant to your interests

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! SHE DOIBLES DOWN!

It is actually rare that I get shown stuff that could ACTUALLY be the spawning point of a new and proper named heresy within Holy Roman Catholicism.

“Jesus actually survived the crucifixion” is legitimately one of the most terrifyingly viable heretical traditions you could start. It fulfills the exact ramifications for a popular and overwhelming heresy: It supports and glorifies Christ’s strength (so powerful he could not die in a meaningful way), encouraging different theological philosophies and understandings of the source material, and is COMPLETELY RUINOUS about the WHOLE POINT of Jesus as the Lamb of God. He is destined to die to take on the sins of all humanity forever so we can br forgiven. The death and the resurrection of Christ after his journey into Hell for three days is cosmologically as important as the Trinity. It is one of the pivotal foundations of the entirety of the religion.

If Jesus didn’t die, he didn’t die for us. That changes a LOT of things. But it is at its root a heresy which is not anti-Christian and is instead just a completely irreconcilable veneration.

I love this woman. I need to encourage her to be like this.

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

tOxIcItY iS a ChArAcTeR tYpE this is fucking amazing

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

Okay it’s been several hours and I’m still not even slightly over this.

Like, Jesus said “I am the resurrection and the life, except the resurrection bit is metaphorical, because I’m too swole to actually die.”

“For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, but not really, for he made his only begotten son super fucking butch. Like, obviously way too butch to actually succumb to a little crucifying.”

“Pilate was surprised to hear that he was already dead. Summoning the centurion, he asked him if Jesus had already died. The centurion said to him, ‘Jesus is too shredded to kill, he’s like the Terminator, nothing can take him out.’ Pilate sent Joseph away with nothing, for Jesus was indestructible.”

“The angel said to the women, “Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified but absolutely did not die. He is not here; he has risen, just as he said. Come and see the place where he was just taking a little nap. Then go quickly and tell his disciples: ‘He never died, you all really jumped the gun this time.’”

“The Son of Man is going to be betrayed into the hands of men, but it would take an atomic bomb to kill him, he’ll be fine.”

[espanolbot2]

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, for he shall be positively jacked, and for his swollage will enable him to bung the biggest rock he could lay his turkey-sized hands upon those that displease him. Amen.

[fade-steppin]

anyone want to start a new branch of christianity with me? i’m calling it Unkillable Jesus

[tanukiham]

turns out they very much did not kill jesus

[internerdionality]

How dare you leave “ma’am? MORMONS don’t even do that” in the tags

[swearingintengwar]

I’m curious how @your-dewey-decimal-number-is would even begin to classify this

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

220 - 289 (christian nonsense)

no, but really:

232.4 and 232.5 (jesus christ’s sacrifice and resurrection)

232.8 (his divine humanity; whether he was half-god and half-man or all-god and all-man simultaneously or all-god and not a man at all, etc.)

234 (salvation and grace)

273 (doctrinal controversies and heresies in general church history)

[guiltygearofficial]

Based upon popular demand we will be adding More Yuri with the Guilty Gear Strive 2.0. Update! Please look forward to Bridget and Unika making out onscreen!

[harpsi-corpse]

The cards see all.

[joker4women]

artwork for my friends and i's "drunk deadlock dsaturday" im so sorry if any of you get queued with us

[joker4women]

hasnt gone too well also someone was (probably) misogynistic in voice chat i should just disable this button