The most yellow of gold

I am but a simple fandom blog that will at times post self made art and maybe something fictional of the written word. I also accept requests

[aspiring-weird-old-man]

The good thing about being friends with Norwegians is that you get inside info like this:

[sourskull4]

[evvergreen]

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

[batbetbitbotbut]

[aworldofpattern]

Oscar de la Renta: 'Crafted like a mosaic, discover the making-of the #odlrfall2024 stained glass gown — ushering in a a new House-signature embroidery technique.'

Constructed from hundreds of polyamide panes, hand-sewn together in an Art Nouveau style reminiscent of Tiffany glass. Ready-to-wear: £36,546.

[thememedaddy]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

That is such an inspirational quote for such a dumbass thing to do

[cyberth0t-deactivated20260111]

"The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here."

(inspired by an incredible tiktok i saw yesterday, username cosm1cegg)

[ad-wills]

[moicat]

Reaction images/ blorbo thoughts / “I love my OCs” moments

All drawn by me, feel free to use idk.

@moicat

[dotsz]

art takes so long and its so tiring but if i dont make art for the rest of my life ill die

[dotsz]

i dont understand AI tech bros. "it streamlines the process so you dont have to spend as much time making it" why do it at all then if you just want to skip straight to the end? isn't that the fun part? don't you love sketching and redoing concepts over and over again and making it better and going over it again and again until you make something that really feels like it's yours even if it's not "perfect" in a technical sense? isn't that the whole point?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

When I am emperor, I will make everyone who refers to women’s leg hair removal as “basic hygiene” fight to the death in my coliseum.

[eilooxara]

finally it will be understood that I am doing it not for hygiene but for slut reasons

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

sluts are welcome in my empire, be they hairy or smooth

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Confused, but cautiously willing to welcome these slippery people into my empire so long as I can put down some plastic drop clothes over the couches before they sit down, and provided they do not become evangelical or moralizing about their thigh slime. (Why stop at thighs? Why not emulate the valiant eel and opt for a full mucusoid coat?)

[deathsmallcaps]

This probably refers to people whose thighs touch and chafe when they’re wearing shorts or skirts

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Aww, and here I was planning an imperial holiday called Slime Fest, with mandatory public slimings.

Very well, anti-chafing measures are permissible. I want my subjects to be comfortable (when they are not fighting to the death obviously).

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

your highness can we still have slime fest?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

*imperial majesty thx

[its-gremlin-time]

Imperial majesty, can we still have the slime fest?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

hmmmmmm

no I’m too sad that the eel people don’t exist and I shall declare an Imperial Day of Sulking instead

all are welcome

[realquickwhatshouldwecallyu]

The imperial Majesty Sulking

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

for three hours each day we will open the doors of the palace to the public so that my subjects may view their emperor sulking about the eel people from the royal observation chamber

there will be hors d'oeuvre

[ad-wills]

[kaijuno]

I want the rat coin purse

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Purse Rat, a small metal rat that compulsively seek out coins to fill themselves, returning to their attuned master once full.

[zegalba]

[requiem-on-water]

Ph: Windfield farm border cheviots

[floradinn]

To myself: “It’s ok to make bad art it’s ok to make bad art it’s ok to make bad art it’s ok to make bad art”

*the art is bad*

[rockpapercynic]

I got to work with some of my favourite webcomic artists on my new D&D pins campaign and I'm so excited for you to check them out!

Thanks so much to @shencomix, Megan McKay, @swordscomic, @mrlovenstein, and @awoocomic/@yourdndstories for their incredible work on these guest designs!

The project runs for 3 weeks on BackerKit, but you can get up to 5 free bonus pins for pledging early and hitting other incentive goals! You can pledge right here!

[yourdndstories]

Hey, folks! I made a couple of the designs in this bundle of TTRPG pins, along with many of my favorite cartoonists on the web.

If you're into TTRPGs and want some swag, consider supporting it—and check out Peter's work in general! He's one of the most talented and creative people I've ever had the pleasure of knowing.

[shinobicyrus]

Why do you need your earbuds to have a wire so badly?

I am assuming this is about a post I reblogged like six months ago when I went off on forced technological enshitification and the slow erosion of consumer options. But sure, I'll bite.

Why do I "need" my earbuds to have a wire? I dunno, Anon, maybe I:

Don't want to have to worry about recharging my earbuds.

Don't want my earbuds to be even easier to lose.

Don't want my earbuds to need separate accessories that are as easy to lose as the earbuds.

Prefer to have bluetooth turned off on my devices for security and safety reasons.

Like being able to seamlessly plug my earbuds into my computer, my MP3 player, or any other device with a headphone jack.

Don't want to spend 50 dollars on decent wireless earbuds when I can do all the above things with a pair of solid earbuds that cost me like $12 during the Obama administration.

Don't care about what kinds of headphones or earbuds people wear but don't like what it says about our society when other people apparently care what kind of earbuds I'm wearing so much they have send an Anonymous ask to interrogate me about it.

And I guess, more abstractly, because fuck Apple. That's why.

[cricketcat9]

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