Wizard and Gundam shit maybe?

the world is on fire, everything is meaningless, fuck it I'm posting cat videos.

[mousenemy]

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

[evilwizard]

let it be so

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[helloitsbreeisnotonline]

I really need some good luck rn

[gundam-thotticus-rex]

Skeleton War

[funnytwittertweets]

[saywhat-politics]

[bad-days-are-ok]

[kaijuno]

[vibewars]

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

[cyberdelph]

by @keiidakamya

[mikrohkosmos]

the only thing i’ve done so far is hot girl suffer, the universe needs to give me a break

[toxicsolarvibrations-deactivate]

none of us are having a hot girl summer we’re on tumblr

[wumblr]

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

[wumblr]

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

[wumblr]

[goteveryonewatchinus]

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

[gundam-thotticus-rex]

So this is a thing.

[gglilyallin-deactivated20250618]

[axel-haha-funny]

we hate crypto

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[lewd-plants]

New goddess idea: She’s an earth goddess of the new age who’s domain is spinning and weaving, but specifically spinning and weaving gigantic structural steel cables for construction and other industrial purposes. Her skin is steel grey and hard to the touch and her hair is like long dredlocks of woven steel. She laughs at shitty architecture deigns that will fall apart if actually built and protects well-made bridges and buildings she likes. She might warn you of unforseen danger if you always wear your proper PPE.

Okay now what do I name her

[systlin]

O’sha. 

Obviously 

[lewd-plants]

THAT’S PERFECT

[systlin]

I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR QUALITY WORKPLACE SAFETY REGULATION PUNS

[fishmalazahn]

That’s my goddess. 👍🏻

[systlin]

May O’sha bless you with earplugs that are comfortable and respirators that fit perfectly. 

[lewd-plants]

And good steel. Always good steel.

[systlin]

May your steel deliveries be always on time and your rebar strong

[skiptomy]

I’m just gonna…. put this here…..

hope you don’t mind

[skyfire85]

You know how you occassionally find a nugget of gold on this hellsite? Found one.

May the blessings of O'sha give you both strength and flexibility.

[normal-horoscopes]

Sorry I haven't been posting I found a pirated copy of Ben Shapiro's book and I am obsessed it is the most comically racist thing I've ever read.

[normal-horoscopes]

The protagonist is a clear self insert who starts high school very short but quickly grows up to be a US general. Young ben tries to make friends with "the black kids" but fails when he calls one the N word. I am not joking.

[normal-horoscopes]

Literally one of the first things he describes every time we meet a new character is their height.

[normal-horoscopes]

One of the villains is a fictional detroit preacher/BLM organizer who is very clearly supposed to be al sharpton mixed with barack obama. His big scheme is to collude with a fictional detroit barbershop owner/crack dealer pay an eight year old black child to pull a fake gun on a white cop with the intent of provoking a murder and then ride the resulting tide of unrest to office.

Every black character speaks in nothing but bizarre 90s jive slang.

[normal-horoscopes]

If you think that's bad, just wait till he describes the muslims. They're not even funny I genuinely do not think he sees muslims as human.

Strangely, every single description of a firearm is INCREDIBLY erotic. The cop from earlier describes his service weapon as "the gun was life" a SWAT team is described as carrying "AR15s set to burst"

It is genuinely difficult not to notice the phallic overtones and sexual imagery around firearms. The first sentence of the novel is NotBen checking the magazine of his handgun and saying "Damn, out."

[normal-horoscopes]

In this book, not only did Saddam have weapons of mass destruction, but after the invasion, he stashed the leftovers in syria and jordan. You know, the countries he had just spent 10 years waging brutal war ahainst. Its simultaneously how ben wants the world to be, and how he sees it. It's like he's trying to manifest this vision of an america on the brink of collapse.

[normal-horoscopes]

The only latine people described so far have been described as "of gang age" which ben clarifies as meaning "14-17"

He describes them as "Having tattoos" and "Some missing fingers or ears"

[normal-horoscopes]

I know I'm clowning on ben and he deserves it but this is truly a valuable peek into Bens mind. So often when it comes to these ePundit motherfuckers it can be hard to tell exactly what brand of racism you're dealing with, which can affect how you respond to the pundit as a cultural phenomenon.

Im not done, but as of now my theory is that Ben set out to write a low-effort, exaggerated, action-movie version of his views. This is Ben relaxing a bit, letting the ideas flow, and it's far, far, FAR, more revealing than he ever intended it to be.

[normal-horoscopes]

The funniest thing about all this is it reveals how little ben actually knows about the world. He gets basic government procedure completely wrong on a regular basis.

He describes Tehran as "Having no cafes" even though cafes are a massive part of middle eastern culture and Tehran is SPECIFICALLY FAMOUS FOR THE QUALITY AND AMOUNT OF ITS CAFES. It's the equivalent of saying Paris has no bakeries or that New York has no pizza parlors.

[normal-horoscopes]

Oh yeah it's called "True Allegiance" and Bens name I'm the book is

Combat General Brett Hawthorne

[gundam-thotticus-rex]

Of hawthorn wipes?

[sevenfails]

This is my contribution to the meme. Warning for a slight jump in volume.

[sarcasticmudkip]

THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE BEST ONE