A man doing things

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[patricia-taxxon]

i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"

[maple-cloak]

[wrenanigans]

[croaksac]

grandfather....

[josephbrassey]

“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”

Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.

“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”

Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.

“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”

You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?

One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.

The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.

And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.

And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.

[gudamor]

Happy Smallpox Eradication Day

[chronophobiaclown]

Who would solve an escape room first?

Batman

Gregory house

Voting ended onMay 16

Edit: THEY ARE BOTH ALONE AND EQUALLY MOTIVATED TO GET OUT. THEY HAVE TO SOLVE IT AND NOT JUST BREAK OUT.

[alsophila-grahami]

mutuals to sit under this thing with

[amy-offical]

what the hell is that thing yall

[ririwithrice]

para shoot

[laciffo-satan]

Who puts kids inside a parachute???

[ririwithrice]

🤚

[mimiwithmice]

🐁🐁🐁🐁 < *scurry around rapidly under it, desperately trying to escape*

[ririwithrice]

MIMI?! BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEADDDD

[mimiwithmice]

sorry, they got out of the house when i wasn’t around. GET BACK HERE!!

🐁🐁🐁🐁 < *continue scurrying*

[the-haiku-bot]

sorry, they got out

of the house when i wasn’t

around. GET BACK HERE!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[iguanamouth]

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I think I found my new favorite comic of all time

[silverscreenx]

If existence is meaningless, create your own purpose and meaning.

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

this is everything I ever needed, and I had no idea until now.

[no-one-offical]

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[evilpineapple-offical]

gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun

[guywhodoesstuff]

gun?

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[theterribletenno]

I'm not going to fuck my computer

[guywhodoesstuff]

more for me

[moofin]

My 5 hour long chem exam is tomorrow wish me luck

[moofin]

I’ve never fucked up so bad in my life

[feldfrog]

Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes. In my stomach. I swallowed some dice

[strongermonster]

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

[strongermonster]

this is what i mean

[degenderates]

Via @bulbaderp

[itistimetodisappear]

To be clear, THIS is how nights of the future should be lit

This is bat friendly street lighting, which not only looks sick as fuck but allows bats to pass through without disturbance, as they cannot see red.

orange and especially white lights deter bats and prevent them from reaching feeding grounds at nighttime. Please if you can, write to your local council and encourage red street lights!!!!

[anarchistmemedistro]

ALSO! red light doesn’t fuck up human night vision much so you can go in and out of lit areas without readjusting

[anarchistmemedistro]

[makerio90]

red light gang rise up

[wierdgaypanda-blog]

It's also not just bats! Many nocturnal animals cannot see/are not disturbed by red light. So even if you don't particularly care about bats or live in an area without a native bat population this is still relevant to you!

[flunkett]

nasa to the artemis crew: right no pit stops at jupiter alright? moon and back

artemis: no worries

nasa when they return: so how was it

artemis crew, suspiciously stupider than before: how was what

[ifelloffthebed]

fixed it

[old-posts-archive]

May 1st, 2014

[no-one-offical]

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[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

It's the last day of April

[my-little-bologna]

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped

[no-one-offical]

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[squirrel--boy]

Maybe I'm too young to understand, the hell is up with this post?

[teaboot]

[no-one-offical]

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[neon-titanium]

Happy April 30th

[eznii]

me: oh no! its started raining and now i cant see through my windshield :( the humble windshield wiper:

[no-one-offical]

What a nice phone, a fine addition to my collection

[breadcrumb-offical]

That was MINE

[no-one-offical]

Woah there buddy, you don't have proof. You want this phone, you gotta pay

[breadcrumb-offical]

*Sighs* How much...

[no-one-offical]

1 femboy eredin and 1 goth salamander

[breadcrumb-offical]

What are you gonna do with them anyway..?

[no-one-offical]

eat them and trap them in lucid nightmares for a brief period of a million years

[a-therapist-offical]

No one we have talk about this

You can't just enclosure people You don't like as paument

[no-one-offical]

But I do like them, which is why I'm giving them a gift

[a-therapist-offical]

The fact that You consider "trapping them in a lucido nightmare for millions of years" a gift raises far more concernes

[no-one-offical]

It's for good character development UwU

[a-therapist-offical]

Apologies for My bluntness, but I don't think that anyone would really apreciate going to such extremes for some "character development"

[no-one-offical]

Extreme? That's not extreme. Extreme is trapping them in a never ending room with kinks you can never satisfy because you're cursed to be entirely aromantic-asexual, sex-repulsed, affection-repulsed, and touch-repulsed.

Add to the fact you're also cursed to be nonbinary, so the slaves forced to satisfy your unsatisfiable kinks calling you only male or female pronouns will forever give you gender dysphoria until the day you are resurrected again and again to relive those moments with different slaves of different eras of different species in different locations. To be used as a tool for comfort, all at the expense of your sanity.

That's extreme.

[a-therapist-offical]

...If You want to talk about those extremes, be it from stuff that happend to You or just...thoughts you've been having, My Doors are always open

[no-one-offical]

<{raises his eyebrow}>

What's that supposed to mean?

[a-therapist-offical]

That means I am a therapist, and My job is to litsen to what people have to Say and about their thoughts and try to give sound advice

[no-one-offical]

I don't need any advice from the-rapper-jest thank you for your strange offer.