𖤐𝕳𝖊𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖓 𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖕 𝖀𝖘𖤐

𝖆𝖘𝖍𝖙𝖔𝖓 𝖍𝖊/𝖎𝖙/𝖗𝖔𝖙/𝖛𝖆𝖒𝖕/𝖗𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖌𝖊/𝖒𝖔𝖙𝖍/𝖘𝖕𝖔𝖔𝖐 𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖐𝖎𝖓 𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖐, 𝖒𝖈𝖗, & 𝖘𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖌𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖓 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖓

[succubused]

flat fuck friday

[succubused]

[succubused]

you know what day it is

[hooray4skeleton]

queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a vampire becomes convinced the local grocery store clerk is another vampire, bc of all the telltale signs, but then it turns out no the cashier is just an autistic goth

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

goth aesthetic

messed up sleep schedule

sensitivity to lights

people-avoidant

strange speech patterns & scattered archaic knowledge

am i describing vampirism or autism there is no way of knowing

[mind--master]

Since Megamind is becoming more appreciated as the masterpiece of cinema it is, here are my favorite lines in no particular order:

Metroman’s mom: “Oh, wow! A baby!”  Metroman’s dad: “Ah yes, I saw it and thought of you.” Metroman’s mom: “Our baby is flying!”  Metroman’s dad: “Yes, yes, only the best for you.”

Megamind: “He would win some. I would almost win others.”

Roxanne: “His heart is an ocean, inside another ocean.”

Roxanne: “Is there some kind of nerdy super-villain website where you get tesla coils and blinky dials?”  Minion: “Actually, most of it comes from an outlet store in-”  Megamind: “Don’t answer that!” * Minion: *whispers* “Romania”

Megamind: “Oh I’m shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!”

Minion: “It’s warming up.”  Megamind: “The sun is warming up?!”

Roxanne: “Can someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card?” Megamind: *laughs* “You of all people know we discontinued that promotion!”

Megamind: “Not now Minion, I’m in a heated existential discussion with this dead-eyed plastic desk toy.”

Roxanne @ Metroman: “Without you, evil is running rampant through the streets!” Megamind: “I’m so tired of running rampant through the streets.”

Minion: “Good luck on your date!”  Megamind:“I will!”  Minion: “That doesn’t make any sense!”  Megamind: “I know!”

Megamind: “Now it’s time for some witty back and forth banter! You go first!”  Titan: “AHHHHH”  Megamind: “Okay, look, I’m not sure where to go with that!”

Roxxane @ Metroman: “You left us in the hands of….him! No offense.”  Megamind: “No, no, I’m with you.”

Megamind: “Get back you savages!”  Roxanne: “Sorry! Sorry! He’s just not used to positive feedback!”

[anarchismwillwin]

We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.

[oppressionisntrad-blog]

Important things to keep in mind!

- never take from ‘mom and pop’ type store. Its likely you’ll actually harm them, whereas taking from a walmart wont effect much.

- never take items that a worker is assigned to monitor (usually super expensive items), theyll be in trouble for it. and its usually a minimum wage worker and usually they lose hours or pay, or they even get fired.

- similar to the above, never take things that are usually locked up for the above reason

- if its a store you know gives their near-expiration products to workers/charity, try to avoid taking the near expiration products.

- if youre taking clothing, avoid leaving hangers. it sounds weird, but itll make it seem like it was more likely an error in the computer than a theft, since the empty hanger sitting there will seem suspicious. 

- also for clothing, try not to take more than one item at once, as it will look suspicious if theres 10 medium shirts missing, and it won’t be written off as just a stocking error. and it will lead to workers being penalized

- basically just always consider ‘will this harm a worker’ and if the answer is yes then dont do it

like i was homeless for a while when i was younger and i tried to follow those guidelines to avoid doing harm to people who were probably not much better off than me while trying to get food for myself.

[tattoosfade]

Holy crap, is there like an unspoken thieves code or something?!

[admthrawn]

it’s a thing. I won’t even lie. I watched someone slip a nursing exam book in their bag at the store I worked at. She made eye contact with me and the blood drained from her face. I simply gave her a sympathetic nod and walked away.

I live in a small town and I knew she was a waitress at a hotel my sister works at, and people at that hotel don’t tip well during off season. Nursing exam books are 50+ bucks. Being a med student myself, I didn’t even breathe a word, and when inventory came up later and the book was missing, I suggested it was likely a mislabel, and the manager wrote it off.

Sometimes, thievery is a necessity. Don’t send people to jail over petty things.

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

theft for many is survival in this system and taking away from multi-billion dollar companies that are a part of the oppressive capitalist system

[vegan-lavellan-deactivated20210]

I love this post so much. Like, an unbelievable amount. 

[liamgalgey]

And they say there’s no honour among thieves.

[modernsuperhero]

There’s honour among honourable thieves. A thief is still a person, with the capability for good and bad, just like everyone else. The moment someone assumes either good or bad of someone, they perpetuate that belief into reality. 

[bluemoonlove518]

Never been a big part of this myself but I approve and shall pass it on

[theotherwomannnn]

Gonna use these cheat codes when I’m broke and on the streets @travalerray

[travalerray-deactivated20230723]

Good luck with that

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

If you’re white, realize that Black people are more closely monitored than white people in stores and use that privilege.

-far

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

Why Target Is the Worst Store to Shoplift From

If we were to give any tidbit of advice to any would-be shoplifters (aside from the Golden Rule that you never, ever steal from mom-and-pop

I forgot to add this last night. Don’t steal from Target. They’ll let you get away with the theft until they have enough to charge you with a felony, they keep track with what you steal between stores, and they have the most proficient loss prevention systems.

-fae

[answrs]

hi yeah reading the article and WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

In fact, Target runs one of country’s top-rated forensic laboratories, which specializes in solving “organized retail crimes committed at Target stores through video and image analysis, latent fingerprint and computer forensics.”

Scarier, though, is the methodical way in which Target goes about building cases against repeat shoplifters. In a 2016 Reddit post, a user named StiggyPop recounted his experience of being a drug-addict who made money by stealing and flipping Blu-Rays from Target. After four months, he was apprehended by a team of high-level LPs who knew everything about him, from where his apartment was located to the specific store he used as a fence

Other Reddit users shared similar stories. As it turns out, alongside their forensic team and top-of-the-line, in-store facial recognition technology, Target is known for actually letting shoplifters get away with their bounty…up until they reach the monetary threshold for a felony shoplifting charge.

[weeaboobot]

Did you know Obama was actually a waifu??

[nonbinary-hawke-deactivated2021]

We don’t need more diverse Disney movies, we need Disney to be shut down and broken up so that it stops dominating entertainment and choking out smaller creators and studios.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Also get rid of their insane manipulation of copyright

[carolxdanvers]

The best things Disney has made, the things people enjoyed and loved, that make them so nostalgic and protective of disney? Those things…weren’t made by Disney. Disney doesn’t MAKE things, it hires people to make things. Those directors and writers and actors and musicians could still make those magnificent films. There is no reason on earth that they need Disney involved, except that Disney monopolizes the filmmaking industry.

[gamebird]

If we got rid of Disney, not only would we STILL have EVERYTHING they’d made, but it would be free for people to reuse, alter, and publish in new ways. The people who had created it, if they were still alive, would be free to publish anything else they’ve made that was related, which until now they’ve been required to keep under wraps lest it be out of step with corporate marketing.

Ending copyright protection in a world where corporations own everything perversely gives content creators MORE control over their content.

[daily-dragon-facts]

dragons are begging you to save me from Ohio

[shit-dragons-say]

no dragon should be cursed to wander Ohio

[daily-dragon-facts]

rescue your Ohio dragons Today

[grimeclown]

LMFAO

[justintaco]

I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

[justintaco]

[viewtifulmarkovich]

If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.

[viewtifulmarkovich]

For the uninformed:

[randomitemdrop]

This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns

[wumblr]

here’s my issue with the harkness test

[archdemoning]

[howtofuckamonster]

The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster

[bemusedlybespectacled]

look, the harkness test isn’t whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, it’s whether fucking the monster is UNETHICAL. “do I find scooby doo hot?” is a separate question from “IF I find scooby doo hot, would fucking him constitute bestiality?” 

[tales-from-the-library]

[brunhiddensmusings]

they do this so that they can prove people use the library, figure out what books are popular so they can make sure to get more like it or further entries in a series, and to figure out what times the library is more buisy while ive never killed a person in a library (yet) i do sometimes unshelve additional books to boost the statistics thus resulting in increased funding for the library, however small

[crumplelush]

librarians being a-ok with murder but draw the lines at reshelving books is painfully on brand

[fruity-narcissist]

Everyday thinking about how Joan of Arc was a trans man <3

[rexuality]

just saw this long-winded ass post about how "95% of men can't pull off a beard" and it annoyed me to pieces

if you recognize that women shouldn't have to adhere to perfect beauty standards then you should extend that to anyone of any gender, homie. not every guy can grow a perfect, full, viking beard and they don't have to! some guys like having a beard because it makes them look less youthful or covers up a jawline they find less than flattering, or maybe they don't wanna cut up their face all the time keeping it clean shaven. maybe they suffer from hairloss and a beard makes them feel more balanced. maybe they're trans and any amount of beard helps with gender dysphoria.

your beard looks great, you do you amigo

[transmasc-safespace]

yeah very honestly a cis woman on tumblr/twitter who says "most guys can't pull off a beard/facial hair" is more than likely a secret terf and YES im being serious

terfs very very constantly make fun of the second puberty period trans ppl go through and always always target transmascs' facial and hair

[rexuality]

just saw this long-winded ass post about how "95% of men can't pull off a beard" and it annoyed me to pieces

if you recognize that women shouldn't have to adhere to perfect beauty standards then you should extend that to anyone of any gender, homie. not every guy can grow a perfect, full, viking beard and they don't have to! some guys like having a beard because it makes them look less youthful or covers up a jawline they find less than flattering, or maybe they don't wanna cut up their face all the time keeping it clean shaven. maybe they suffer from hairloss and a beard makes them feel more balanced. maybe they're trans and any amount of beard helps with gender dysphoria.

your beard looks great, you do you amigo

[transmasc-safespace]

yeah very honestly a cis woman on tumblr/twitter who says "most guys can't pull off a beard/facial hair" is more than likely a secret terf and YES im being serious

terfs very very constantly make fun of the second puberty period trans ppl go through and always always target transmascs' facial and hair

[rexuality]

just saw this long-winded ass post about how "95% of men can't pull off a beard" and it annoyed me to pieces

if you recognize that women shouldn't have to adhere to perfect beauty standards then you should extend that to anyone of any gender, homie. not every guy can grow a perfect, full, viking beard and they don't have to! some guys like having a beard because it makes them look less youthful or covers up a jawline they find less than flattering, or maybe they don't wanna cut up their face all the time keeping it clean shaven. maybe they suffer from hairloss and a beard makes them feel more balanced. maybe they're trans and any amount of beard helps with gender dysphoria.

your beard looks great, you do you amigo

[transmasc-safespace]

yeah very honestly a cis woman on tumblr/twitter who says "most guys can't pull off a beard/facial hair" is more than likely a secret terf and YES im being serious

terfs very very constantly make fun of the second puberty period trans ppl go through and always always target transmascs' facial and hair

[quasi-normalcy]

[catchymemes]

[afronerdism]

Bitch

[missvanta-xoxo]

They sold their soul for that talent

[ahraeyah]

[artissijamm]

[dovewithscales]

This is wild.

[mister-mlm]

hey masculine dudes:

i never see positivity posts for y’all and that’s bullshit!

guys who love sports? fucking rad

guys who are into cars and gears and shit? fucking incredible

guys who wear jeans and work boots and baseball hats? fucking awesome

guys who don’t like being called pretty or cute? fucking handsome 

guys who don’t like makeup or any kind of feminine stuff? fucking cool as hell

you don’t have to tone down your masculinity and ‘soften’ yourself to be a rad, loveable, cool as fuck dude; anyone who tells you that you’re a bad dude if you don’t sucks! you deserve to be appreciated for who you are, dirt, grime, and all! because you’re fucking awesome as you are.