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My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically

thickness-protection-program

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

sergeifyodorov

Fujoshi who got into hockey eighteen months ago because that one fic was really good: And ultimately I think that while sacrificing some defence for a little more offensive power is worth it when their historical problems have been lack of timely goalscoring, it looks like the Leafs have overcorrected -- that and the huge pile of defensive injuries have made them much worse for the sake of a few extra goals

Uncle who has watched 82 games a year since Borje Salming played: We need to throw Mitch Marner into the sun

butchscientist

being gender nonconforming is great bc straight people think i'm edgy and intimidating but lgbt people see me and immediately think i'm friend shaped :)

ct4cd

New gender: comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable

quietpetitegirl-deactivated2025

# relatable moods

hyumjim

Me: you have a soft kitty tumby….

Cat: PLEASE… PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE… SINCE THE ACCURSED DAY I MET YOU MY LIFE HAS NOT KNOWN PEACE….

actualbird

my parents who have been married for like a billion years are having their billion year anniversary in a few days and theyre renewing their vows. they put me in charge of planning and program and emcee-ing and they told me to “have fun with it” so heres my first two slides of the program

trylonandperisphere

lgbt-tiktoks

Caption: [Oh boy, they are really going to town on them now! Fortunately, I have patience. Oh would you look at that, two in one day! Someone’s unhappy that I exist. Now you may be asking yourself, is there a plan to make everything as gay as possible? This is my welding hemet. This is my welding cap... do-rag... thing. That I wear when its not cold. This is my twenty two and a half pound homemade sledgehammer, that I call the genderizer. This is my tool stand. This is my collection of hammers that I have dubbed, my poly-hammery. So, yes! That is my plan to be as obnoxious and agressively out as I can be to balance out the agressive heterosexuality of my profession. Plus like I weld MIG and thats gay as fuc-.]

catcrumb

justcatposts

Working from home struggles

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fieldbears

a quarantine clown car

maddie-w-draws

Adventures of Jaskier who thinks a wolf he finds is a cursed Geralt, inspired by this post

skai6

This is so cute omg the wolf’s face!! And the beautiful art!! And the stunning colors!!!

love-and-cubs-and-white-wolves

oh gods, the colors, the colors are magnificent! just like the leaf on geralt’s head! and everyone’s faces are just perfect!! and the wolf! and the—-

memewhore

neurodivergent-loverboy

Transcript:

[tapping sound, followed by stabbing sound and suspenseful music]

Red, offscreen: [ahem]

Blue: You were right. Black's the imposter.

Red: OH REALLY??

nightfuryobsessed

I love the angry eyes for Red XD

weird-ecologies

I'm late to the paleontology drama but my god this is so funny

adreadfulidea-deactivated202402

I think a surprising amount of writers don’t realize that tragedies are supposed to be cathartic. They’re intended to result in a purging of emotion, a luxurious cry; the sorrow caused by a great tragedy is akin to fear caused by a good horror movie – it’s a “safe” sorrow, one that is actually satisfying to the audience. It can still be beautiful! It’s isn’t supposed to just be salting the earth so nothing can grow.

But that’s how you get grimdark: writers who don’t realize that they’re supposed to be doing something with the audience instead of to the audience.

coolfrogdude

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

plausiblyren

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention