rich white boy from loving home

Where am I?

[ilostmyballsintheincident]

Why Hello There

This is an introduction post! (: I'm Jesse, and i do things sometimes!

He/him probably, but the others are also very option.

I LOVE HUMAN INTERACTION PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU, INTERACT. (Im cool i swear)

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DNI if you a douchebag

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I'm not sure what else you need, so here are some fun facts! (:

My first job was at ten years of age, working as a dishwasher in a bar.

I'm a theatre kid (clearly)

I do write sometimes, but currently we're struggling to finish ANYTHING.

I ate a coin once

Im currently doing 3 shows.

The user is funny because im trans. laugh. please.

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Im in quite a few fandoms i refuse to list because that involves REmeMbeRinG and i CaN't d0 tHat.

I'm a very casual tumblr user, so you'll get about one post (ususally a shitpost) a month, and I will not be changing that for quite a lil while at the very least. Also just constant reblogs of everything ever.

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Enjoy!

[lesvegas]

you can only reblog this if you're not racist

[talontarget]

jkr is literally posting upskirt photos to her social media. when will it finally get through to harry potter fans that their support makes her feel confident and correct enough to do things like this

[terracotta7]

As if Joanne couldn't get any shittier, she misgendered and insulted a woman who called for support, all because the woman had PCOS/PMOS and "didn't sound feminine enough."

Fuck her.

Your shitty children's series isn't more important than people's lives.

[partywithponies]

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

[partywithponies]

Shoutout to people in the notes also mentioning people learning the language, I should've mentioned that really, given that I've been stuck reading German picture books myself while learning German.

[moishe-pipick]

[beemovieerotica]

most braindead fanbase on planet earth lmao

[knight-of-ashes]

So the UK will reroute a fucking Internet cable for a fake grave for a fake elf because a bunch of brain dead nerds through a pissy fit, and meanwhile real actual natives in the US are getting arrested for trying to keep oil sand pipelines from going through their actual graves, holy sites and unceded territory. Burn it all down.

[beemovieerotica]

oh it's worse, it's not an internet cable, it's a cable for distributing cleanly generated solar/wind electricity

[pocket-deer-belly]

this grave has a real life physical location and YOU 🫵 can destroy it

[loth-caatgirl]

they'll drive a highway through Stonehenge, but this fictional character is sacrosanct don't you get it?!

anyway, this grave has a real life physical location and YOU 🫵 can destroy it

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

wow millennials are glued to their i-phones and laptops so much they cant even be bothered robbing in person anymore!!! maybe these trust fund babies should stop phishing credit cards while sitting on their butts and go out there and put some elbow grease into their thievery!

[thesnadger]

[weaselle]

I know exactly what happened. Because it happened to me.

I trained for years to be a con artist. I told my friends and family that I wanted to be a magician, but that was just a cover for why I was constantly practicing sleight of hand. 

In junior high and high school, I would shop lift a bunch of candy on my way to school, sell it to kids at the morning break, and use that money to run a crooked poker game at lunch.

Finally, when I was 19 or 20, I felt I was ready, and I picked my first pocket. I was on the bus, bumped a guy as I passed down the aisle, got his wallet, super clean.

In the wallet was several hundred dollars. A huge first score, I had been hoping for a couple twenties. I sat there looking at the, like, 400 bucks, thinking.

That was my rent at the time. We were both on the bus. It was likely his rent too. Lord knows the only reason to carry that much cash on the bus is you’re on your way to pay a bill. We were both on the bus, you know? That’s not someone I was comfortable stealing from.

I tapped him on the shoulder and told him “hey i think you dropped this” and gave it back to him with all the money still in it. It was the first and last time I ever picked a pocket.

Picking a rich person’s pocket is a loosing game. They probably have credit cards and not cash, those credit cards probably have the best anti-theft measures their bank can provide, and you probably can’t get close enough to those people to pick their pockets unless you’re already rich yourself.

The people who’s pockets you can reliably pick are the people around you. The people who are also on the bus, who are in this same shitty situation with you.

As wealth inequality becomes more drastic picking pockets has very clearly become “stealing from other poor people” and it’s not satisfying. I want to steal from Google and Apple and Fox and Facebook and General Mills and Hershey and Tesla. Not the person next to me.

[jessiewithaj]

me, stunted 12 year-old whose only representation of trans women had been ace ventura and jokes about shemale prostitutes, "well, i guess when i'm like, 40, and everyone i have any obligation to is dead, i can get a bunch of sex change surgeries and fuck gross men for money. but at least i'll kinda look like a girl."

real transfem representation really could've saved me a solid 15-20 years.

[jessiewithaj]

this feels particularly relevant with the global push to chase minors off social media. none of it is about protecting kids, it's about control. it's about cutting off vulnerable, marginalized, young people whose only opportunity to learn more about their own gender and sexuality--and find other people who are like them--is through social media platforms.

queer, particularly trans representation hasn't come all that far in 20 years. maybe there's less blatant transphobia, but there sure as hell isn't any widespread positive representation. we have multiple generations of trans women and men who were only able to explore their identities during adolescence in online spaces. and kids today are being stripped of that.

be wary of any legislation or changes in corporate policy that cites "protecting kids". it's never about protecting anyone, it's about control. there are a lot of parents that'd prefer to keep their kid in the closet 'til it kills them than watch them actually explore their identity.

[theconcealedweapon]

[angiemelon]

[testosteronetwunk]

my favorite celebrity non-controversy was when lorde wanted to express her love of baths so she posted a picture of her bathtub captioned “and iiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuu” not realizing that whitney houston died in a bathtub

[testosteronetwunk]

like oh my god. it’s such a non issue but it’s so so funny

[datafags]

this is the type of thing my anxiety thinks is gonna happen every single time I say something

[olderthannetfic]

A few of these are probably referring to the date posting bug thing, but AAAAAAAAAAAH!

[laikaflash]

I beg of all the younger folks on Ao3 to understand two things:

There is no algorithm on that site.

Unlearn the attention-hungry bullshit that social media has taught you.

[icemankazansky]

Do not repost the same work multiple times on AO3, or change the date/time to put you back at the top of the list, to boost your stats. Do not post new chapters of a chaptered work as individual stories. These things are extremely rude and people who are angry at you will not want to read your stories.

DO REBLOG everything on tumblr because that is the only way this site functions. On tumblr, YOU are choosing what your followers see. They see what you reblog. They don’t see what you like. There’s also no algorithm robot AI whatever seeing what you like and showing you related comment. NOTHING HAPPENS to likes that affects what content ANYONE on this website sees.

DO SHARE stories you like on AO3 with others, perhaps by sharing them with your Tumblr followers. AO3 has features specifically for this purpose. Fic recs are a wonderful way for fanfiction to get more attention, because, as we’ve discussed, there is no algorithm on AO3. AO3 is the opposite of TikTok.

[artyphex]

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

[moonwatcher13]

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.

Boom.

[skywalkerchick1138]

[lemonsharks]

Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this

Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors

Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is

Surprise mPreganté

Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)

Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it

Please just for the love of pie do not begin and end with boobs

[iii-of-ender]

god misogyny is so exhausting

[iii-of-ender]

like i walk outside. my father makes a joke about how my mother nags him. together his friend group has millions between them, and they all laugh. i’m too emotional when i care. i’m heartless when i don’t. i go to the city and an old man stares at my waist for uncomfortably long. my grandma always puts herself between me and strangers. i go to the doctor. i weigh as much as a preteen. the doctor says i’m so healthy and blessed with a body that’s just like that. the dress i like doesn’t fit because my tits aren’t big enough. it still constricts my ribs. i go inside and watch tv and all the women are thin and smooth and pretty. this product will remove all your blemishes so you can be your best self! i cover myself in ache patches and play a game. if i’m lucky, the women are smart-mouthed and hourglass figured and rich in story. i go online and everyone calls her a bitch. she is a wife or a mother or wingwoman or a nuisance. the top ships on ao3 are m/m. i check the news and my body belongs to everyone but me. the president laughs like my father’s friends. the blood on his hands will never matter like the blood in our wombs. i log off and wash my never-dyed hair in the bathtub where my sister and i used to play, where she wore bathing suit tops because she thought her chest was too big for her age. i sleep. repeat

[iii-of-ender]

sorry adding. was getting my hair dyed and the woman at the wash next to me sits down. her stylist asks if there’s anything new from “that guy”. the woman asks which one, and the stylist laughs. she says the one that hit you. didn’t the cops get him? the woman giggles and says no. he just stared at me, but he hasn’t said anything. they laugh. they laugh and the woman goes I have a video of him hitting me, want to see? and they huddle together and laugh and laugh and laugh and her stylist says, oh my god, he’s crazy, he went right for it. and they’re laughing. and they laugh

[taragrimface]

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

[taragrimface]

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

[taragrimface]

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

[taragrimface]

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

[serenity-bitty]

ouch

[liache]

ok kids repeat after me

vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic

ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic

rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic

hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive

be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok

[gutsygills]

why it so dangerous to be clean

[catholic-aviator-deactivated201]

As someone who’s job is to handle chemicals like this, I need to state that this information is IMPORTANT. Plenty of people have accidentally injured or killed themselves at home because they didn’t know what kind of reaction certain substances have with one another. Play it safe and don’t mix chemicals.

[thegoodfoothousehold]

Also don’t use bleach to clean up urine it’ll create chloramine bc of the ammonia in it and you can give yourself chemical pnemonia that way

[theraphos]

Every time I see “helpful” posts telling people to mix these things while cleaning I cringe with my entire body.

[cumaeansibyl]

reblogging in this time of heightened interest in disinfectants. please don’t get fancy

[aeliad]

Pick one. Stick with that one.