[haiyoongi]

my take on how kaeya handled the way Diluc kept melting his ice bridge

[haiyoongi]

[ordering at KFC]

Diluc: your total is 20 dollars

Kayea: I'm your brother

Diluc: oh right. 40 dollars

[haiyoongi]

Jin: I have an excellent memory! you can't name one time where I've forgotten anything

Jungkook: you once forgot me at the mall's parking lot without any money

Jin: That was on purpose. Try again

[poshtae]

Some of my favorite shirts BTS have won in the past:

🐯: "Mc Fuckin' it"

🐤: Russian for "Sit on a Dick" or "Fuck You"

🐯: "Escort Boys"

🐿: "Keep One Rolled"

🐯: "Zero Fucks"

🐰: "Deadbeat Slob Wanker Asshole Dick"

🐯: "Legalize It"

🐤: "Blood and Sperm All Over the Place"

🐯: "I Would Look Good On You"

🐱: If you can't comprehend this pls remain innocent 🏃

[haiyoongi]

Jungkook's 1.5 million $ apartment i-

[haiyoongi]

If joon's to have an arm tatt we'd be doomed

[haiyoongi]

[babysitting yeontan]

Jungkook: *holds yeontan up*

Yeontan: *starts barking*

Yoongi: put him down

Jungkook [confused]: that seems like a harsh punishment don't you think..

[bts0715]

Hello. I was wondering which phone holder yoongi was using on the 5th muster vcr? The green one when he was lying on bed. Thank u ❤️

please send the link to the video ^^

[haiyoongi]

I can't seem to be able to send messages.. but here are some pictures!

Also there's this

(minute 3:44)

[jimiyoong]

💪

[haiyoongi]

Stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes*

Hoseok: *gently removes it*

Hoseok: now you can see

[allforbts]

190417 Halsey’s Tweet

gang gang. #TheHandshake

[haiyoongi]

O-okay hoseok..

[haiyoongi]

Jungkook [after sharing a kiss with Tae]: why do your lips taste like rotten tuna?

Tae: why do yours taste like Jimin's

Jungkook: ofcourse you'd know what his lips taste like

Tae:

Jungkook:

Jimin:

[haiyoongi]

Lol classic gguk.

[haiyoongi]

Jimin [texting]: hey what are u doing

Yoongi: laying in bed.

Jimin: ooh~ just that?

Yoongi: I'm eating cereal

Jimin: hmmm well what would you do if I was in bed with you rn?~

Yoongi: eat my cereal.

Jimin: no lol like if the cereal wasn't there ;)

Yoongi: I'd get out of bed and get some cereal

[haiyoongi]

Yoongi: [sneezes]

Seokjin: [slides a photo of himself]

Yoongi: what's this

Seokjin: I'm blessing you

Yoongi:

Yoongi: so you just walk around with pictures of yourself?

[haiyoongi]

Namjoon [passing by jungkook in the living room]: aye what are u watching

Namjoon: [steals a glance at his laptop] poooorn. Nice

Jungkook: yep you know it

Namjoon: [high-fives jungkook and walks away]

Jungkook: [switches tabs and goes back to playing cooking mama]