Hajen14

Swedish // she/her // a mix of starstable, dragon age, baldur's gate 3, art and whatever I like // instagram/twitter: hajen_14  // deviantart/artfight: Hajen14

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[casket-girlie]

Yeah running water is cool but uuh. You do know that if you use it to pour enough water into a container you can put your head in it and drown and DIE??? Yeah this is crazy and evil and sad. What if a kid does that. This is why I propose the idea to make it so people pay 200000$ every time they use the sink!!! This is because no child has that much money so they are physically unable to harm themselves <3 Wdym this is insane and we shouldn't be paying 200000$ just to get a glass of water. There are no ulterior motives. No it's not about taking your money. This is for child safety. Don't you want children to be safe??? You evil sicko freak. What's wrong with you for thinking this is wrong and won't work.

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

[horsefigureoftheday]

At my pony riding school, when I was a kid, we had a retired pony named Moses who was 37 years old and would just wander around however he pleased. Sometimes he walked into lessons and just followed us around, doing voltes and diagonals. This is the only photo I have of him

(he had trouble keeping on weight, hence the crazy amount of carrots and mash with his lunch)

Props to that riding school for keeping their retirees and not just selling them or putting them down when they stopped being useful. More horse owners need to do that.

[001x456]

[isthehorsevideocute]

3 years ago I applied to be a panelist at my region's largest anime convention. The topic? Horses in Japan. Mind you this was before the international release of uma musume. So that means the con staff looked at a pile of potential panels, saw my stupid horse panel and were like "this is so weird but we gotta give this guy the floor to see what happens".

So I get the slot. I arrive to my room day of, there's con staff to oversee everything at panels and there's a shift change between my panel and the previous panel.

"Have fun with the horses" the prev staff says to my guy cheekily.

Much like the staff that decided to give me my slot, con goers ironically come to see what this horse panel is all about. The room is full. There's about 120 people in this room listening to me talk about horses. And holy shit they get into it. I'm showing them videos of Yabusame, telling them tales of Budda's horse, and Uranus, and showing the Ban'ei race scene from silver spoon. I go over a bit because my audience asks so many questions.

People see me out and about after the fact and tell me how much they loved my horse panel. And that is a high i have been riding ever since.

[muttsandmustelidae]

haha yeah man female dogs are bitchy and female horses are bitchy and female cats are bitchy and female ferrets are bitchy and female rats are bitchy and female guinea pigs are bitchy and female birds are bitchy and female rabbits are bitchy and female everything is bitchy. lol! isn’t it so funny how you think that! isn’t it so silly that this is your perception of literally every species! haha! i’m sure there’s nothing to unpack there! i’m sure you’re 100% accurate and unbiased in your conclusion that female animals are just inherently evil! i’m sure you have very normal thoughts about human women too! teehee! isn’t everyone laughing! isn’t it so goofy!

[stivkagall]

Varric Tethras Dragon age

[corvidcorgi]

With three movies to compare between, I really appreciate how each Knives Out movie explores justice from a different thematic angle, not based on the murder that was committed but based on the cruelty that led to that murder.

In Knives Out, a compassionate, ethical young woman treats everyone around her with generosity, and the people around her repeatedly try to take advantage of her kindness to force her into losing the fortune that was gifted to her by a dear friend. There, justice means that she keeps the fortune and decides that actually, she doesn't have to be kind and giving to people who've proven themselves assholes.

In Glass Onion, a woman loses her sister to a gang of wealthy, successful people who've sacrificed their principles for the sake of ambition and ego. There, justice means that everyone involved will be made notorious: whatever their other accomplishments, they will forever be known for being complicit in the burning of the most famous painting in history.

In Wake Up Dead Man, the church takes advantage of a young girl's loyalty and faith to place her under a lifelong burden and fill her with guilt, shame, and hatred. Justice means helping her understand what was done to her and the women around her, and giving her compassion so she can find peace.

This is cool because it means the movies contradict each other! The compassionate justice of Wake Up Dead Man would be totally misplaced in Knives Out, and so would the toppling-monuments justice of Glass Onion. And because each movie has something different to say, they all stand on their own and feel fresh.

This is also why Benoit Blanc is the uniting figure but never the protagonist of these movies. He's an agent of legal justice in that he's the detective and it's his job to figure out whodunnit, but the protagonist -- Marta, Helen, and now Jud -- is always the character who delivers thematic justice.

[baylone]

In bloom

Folsom, CA.

[horbse]

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[auberylis]

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[horsefigureoftheday]

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[fabledgalaxies]

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[the-arcade-doctor]

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[circus-mcgurkus]

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[horsefigureoftheday]

[dreamycastaway]

The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on

[iwriterobots]

[highhorsegirl]

holy shit

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[galacticjonah]

Official Illustrations for Critical Role's Previously On recaps of Campaign 4!

And this makes all three tables: The Schemers! What a nerve-wracking chain of events, huh? It's been a massive honour yet again to bring all of them to life!!

(there's a little easteregg in the full group illustration...can you spot it?;))

[wizard-collector]

Gale, in true Baggins spirit, having to fight off his insufferable neighbors from auctioning off everything in his tower back in Waterdeep after six months of absence and assumed death via being sucked into a huge tentacled ship in the sky

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate