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Haleybob. Christian, as in, if Jesus said it I believe it. If that displeases you, you may speak to the Lord of Creation about that but I love Him. Moving forward, I don't have any other hot takes, you will not learn anything from me nor do I care. Now. *claps hands* make us laugh!

[daringdoombringer]

hi here’s a cool bird I betcha didn’t know existed, ✨the wallcreeper✨

it literally looks like a monarch butterfly it’s so cute

[taleasoldastime-andspace]

Me: wow I've been super grumpy lately and I don't even know why

My period, 3-5 business days later: sup

Me:

[robesofpierre]

putting ribbon in my hair not in a coquette way but in a late 1700s frenzied lawyer type of way

[please-dont-pet-the-okapi]

#*y/n voice* I pulled my powdered hair back threw on my vintage frock coat and ran to catch the coach (via @guidonian-hand)

[teaboot]

Why so many wolf attacks in fantasy. Where are the Boars. The immortal and humongous Boar

[mookybear12404]

I made bone broth from scratch but what they don't tell you about bone broth is that you end up with like ten quarts of broth in a million mason jars for less than ten bucks and now you live like a monkey with a bone broth shaped hammer thinking "this dish could really benefit from bone broth" for the fifth time in a week

[skodasforge]

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

[kaosuqi]

photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now

[mcnostril]

The Witch King's very bad day continues.

[poetryforplebs]

God asked Cain 

Where his brother was 

(Even as his blood spilled and cried out) 

Cain replied, 

“Am I my brother’s keeper?”

Christ, hanging from the cross,

As His blood spilled 

Saving us, ushering us 

To God’s divine embrace 

Saying, in reply,

(Am I my brother’s keeper?)

“I Am. I Am. I Am.” 

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[occasionaltmblrforafreehero]

[craig-h-stuart]

Library Table

Maker: Herter Brothers (German, active New York, 1864–1906)                Date:1879–82                                                                                     Geography: Made in New York, New York, United States 

[aaronstveit]

there is nothing that can really prepare you to read jane eyre for the first time because what do you mean there’s a multi-chapters plot line where the ~brooding byronic hero~ love interest disguises himself as an old woman fortune teller in a ploy to get the main character to admit she likes him. except a man wants to get his fortune told by this “old woman” so the love interest makes a rule that “she” will only tell the fortunes of young unmarried women. but then every young unmarried woman except the main character goes to have their fortunes told, so the “fortune teller” has to send someone to get the main character so she’ll have her fortune told as well. and then the “fortune teller” tries to get the main character to talk about boys, but the main character is dismissive and says shes never spoken to the men at the party. so the “fortune teller” brings up the love interest and the main character straight up says he doesn’t even count. and the “fortune teller” keeps trying to get the main character to talk about the love interest, and she just deflects every time. then the “fortune teller” tells the main character that happiness is close enough for her to have, if she should only choose it for herself. and then the love interest takes off his disguise and declares his true identity once again. and the main character walks away from this wondering whatever it could mean.

[thetygre]

July 3rd, 11:59 P.M.: This country is a festering cesspool of corruption, ignorance, and violence. Every achievement is built on the backs of millions of dead. The Founding Fathers-

July 4th, 12:00 A.M.:

July 5th, 12:00 A.M.: -would shake their heads in shame if they could see the state of this nation.

[bobaboob]

the song of lúthien tinúviel

[insert-witty-user-name-here]

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

[ariadne-mouse]

"His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh."

Flesh?? Sauron is out there giving X-rays, MRIs, and CAT scans. He's more affordable than your primary care referral and more benevolent than your insurance company. Come to the Mordor health clinic today and be Perceived by the Eye.

[hippietrashcan]

july 3rd on tumblr: happy peaceful blogging

july 4th on tumblr: