Your Aunt's Kidney Stones Sound Awesome!

Hey I'm pretty sure none of my followers are still active so I can write whatever I want. I don't understand the surgery on a grape meme. Twilight was really bad but I won't stop posting about it. There are 647 episodes of The Simpsons and I think that's too many.

[cryptotheism]

okay but the American education system literally didn't tell us how to defend against horse archers

[cryptotheism]

I'm sorry but the comments being full of people confidently proclaiming that a shield wall or a counter-charge would totally work is the most Tumblr thing ever.

[cryptotheism]

I love my council of useless blue haired pronoun eunuchs but you are going to get us murdered by parthian cataphracts.

[playwrongs]

[sadclowncentral]

my (very white, very middle european, very protestant christian, very sixty-year old) father just dropped an inshallah in casual conversation. without precedent or without any acknowledgement. "inshallah they will send us a new internet router" he said. didn't even stutter. what did he mean by this.

[hyperions-fate]

Your father is reviving Turco-Calvinism.

[charrcoai]

Full Series Of Girl Mob Scribble Comics That People Kept Redrawing The Last Part Of

ive been seeing a lot of redraws of the "Shishou is pregnant" one on tumblr so i thought id just show you guys that there was actually more of it

[cardboardlife]

Oh dear

[guysonroblox]

[guysonroblox]

tumblr will let me upload this but not videos I want

[guysonroblox]

maybe this was fate working its course...

[fadedlovemp3]

swamp jimin hwaiting

[energyprison]

[Showing you my camera roll] oh yeah heres me lost in the forbidden wood, afraid

[energyprison]

Thats me scared because i found the witches hut

[energyprison]

These next few are me running

[great-and-small]

Owning this cicada lamp made by @cady_the_creator would solve all my problems

[jame7t]

the devil died 2 years ago when a brick fell on his head

[rickybabyboy]

Wouldnt happen to me Ive got my aura. Devil 0 Me 1milluon

[jame7t]

the brick died 2 years ago when a Ricky fell on his head

[rickybabyboy]

Well...

Its true

[slitherpunk]

anomalocaris is like the pikachu of the cambrian explosion

[coughloop]

[grox]

Let me out of this sewer, man I could be your best friend. I could be the best thing thats ever happened to you

[girlnephew]

reluctant friend: puppy dog city is a myth, we should turn back

grizzled mercenary: it's getting dark, keep moving

puppygirl: puppy dog city's real. it's a city full of puppy dogs, a place i'll belong & fit in, it's home. i saw it

eccentric scientist: the implications are astounding

[annieernaux]

Learned how to submit things to deuxmoi

[miir4ge-deactivated20210710]

i think the concept of a software install wizard is so cute… developers know the average person isnt comfortable running terminal commands so theyre like here!!! this wizard will do it for you <3 and we’re all like yay :) the wizard

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[t4t4t]

[wizardarchetypes]

died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it