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Neko Atsume Divination: Psyche Spread
This is a brilliant idea that I’ve seen floating around. As far as I know, it’s been most elaborated on here by @twofriendlywitches. I’m not using their method or correspondences but credit to them and the others who came up with the idea. I thought I’d give it a try this evening. So here’s my spread for readings that deal with your psyche and relationships:
Headspace: Your headspace, general state of mind, etc.
Fishbowl: Dreams, Visions, Unconscious desires and motivations.
Cushion: Persona, how you express yourself.
Leaves: Things you need to reevaluate, things to let go of, decisions, change.
Fireplace: Emotions, Instincts, Intrapersonal relationships
Cafe: Social life, Interpersonal relationships
Marble Pad: Deities, spirits, entities
Dark Cube: Repressed personality, shadow self, internal obstacles
Example reading under the cut:
Keep reading
Just Tech Witch Things
~ your snapchat streaks are the color of your intent for that day
~ virtual altar, aka altar lock screen/wallpaper. my altar is something I drew digitally and have as my laptop home screen. you can commission artists for this if the only thing you can draw are stick figures
~ tarot cards on phone
~ on that note just witchy apps in general
~ flashdrive grimoire, I got this cute key flash drive one that’s perfect. It’s also great for closet witches because my family thinks it’s for school
~ your Tumblr is your grimoire
~ aggressively liking and reposting emoji spells
~ using Tumblr to find all your research (ex: herb and crystal benefits)
~ sigils EVERYWHERE on the back of your phone case, on your phone wallpaper, the sky is the limit with this one
~ using your phone’s energy to charge crystals
~ creating witchy music playlists for each category of witchcraft, even listening to it to fuel you with energy as you’re doing a ritual, or even listening to it to recharge after a ritual
~ shufflemancy
~ witch discord servers
~ pinterest is your lord and savior
~ enchanting/charming your chargers
~ cleansing all your electronics from spam emails (or just cleansing your electronics in general)
~ adding sigils into code
~ mixing video games and witchcraft together (the sims, Minecraft, animal crossing, doodle alchemy, etc!)
~ texting people emoji spells with them thinking it’s just a silly string of emojis
~ using technology as a tool to practice your amazing abilities, witchcraft is a practice that you can interpret for yourself, the way you practice it doesn’t matter as long as your comfortable
Tech Witch Tip #???
If you wish to curse somebody, and you have them as a contact on your phone, change their contact picture to a “cursed image” or sigil
The Signs as Witches
Aries: Sanguine Witch
- Works with blood magick. Blood can be obtained peacefully, though the self or through others (consensually.)
Taurus: Grey Witch
- Works with neutral magick. Magick that neither benefits nor harms.
Gemini: Fae Witch
- Works with magick that involves communicating with/offerings to fae.
Cancer: Lunar Witch
- Works with magick revolving around the moon/lunar cycles.
Leo: Urban Witch
- A witch who uses magick in urban/city settings. Much less traditional witchcraft.
Virgo: Green Witch
- Works with magick that is herbal, earth, and botanical-related.
Libra: Crystal Witch
- Works with magick that involves crystals. Healing, Charging, Pendulums, Etc.
Scorpio: Storm Witch
- Works with magick that involves combining ones energy/strong emotions with the weather.
Sagittarius: Eclectic Witch
- Works with different types of magick pulled from several paths.
Capricorn: Solitary Witch
- A type of witch who practices alone, often in private.
Aquarius: Tech Witch
- Works with magick that is centered around technology. Uses apps and the internet for their craft.
Pisces: Hedge Witch
- Works with spiritual magick involving astral travel, spirit work and healing.
🔮I need more witchcraft on my dash🕯
Please LIKE or reblog this if you post **majority** witchcraft and I’ll check out your blog :D Eclectic witch here, mainly interested in:
🔹lunar & space/cosmic witchcraft 🔸water witchcraft (esp rain, sea, bath/shower) 🔹kitchen witchcraft (tea, recipes) 🔸green or gardening related witchcraft 🔹candle magick 🔸general spell work 🔹witchy charms, sachets, spell jars 🔸crystal healing 🔹sigils, sigils, sigils 🔸dream & sleep magic 🔹divination (especially scrying) 🔸spoonie witchcraft 🔹tech witchcraft (including emoji spells) 🔸witch tips 🔹empath & intuition related stuff
✖️I’m curse & hex friendly. Not Pagan or Wiccan, but accepting of all faiths! Will not tolerate: racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, anti-Semitism, Islamophobia, ableism or classism.✖️
I don’t mind sprinkles of personal posts, aesthetic, human rights stuff etc. but please DON’T interact if you post a lot of aesthetic, or non witchcraft related things. As silly as it may sound, I’m lookin for like 90% witchy content lol
hi it meeeee
Since a bunch of you are seemingly into tall, skinny dudes with questionable fashion choices, I present your next crush:
Mr. Mint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hey can you kill me real quick? I don’t want to see this get out of hand
Yeah, okay.
I love how everyone’s all like “tumblr” when actually Candyland had canonical “sexy redesigns” in 2013
This idea of … sexy guy might skew a little camp, I’ve hardly seen that stop anyone
Lord Licorice though…
Hold on to your steampunk, cybergoth panties, folks.
WHAT
HELLO?????????????
IGNORE MY LAST TWO POSTS
SMSLSKSSKSKSNZKSN
reading this post is like being punched in a million directions at once
I’m sorry but why is no one talking about Grandma Nut and Queen Frostine and the old Jolly. Iconic
how to look like u werent just crying in the bathroom
hold a cold rag/tissue to your eyes and anywhere else that tends to get red or blotchy for two minutes
regulate your breathing so your blood flow evens out
fix your makeup and make sure you’re not sweaty
go back out and live a lie
reblog to save a life
Pat dry your face - DONT rub. It will agitate the skin and make it red again.
Fan your face too, feels good as well as reducing redness.
AND IF SOMEONE STILL NOTICES AND ASKS ABOUT IT. EXCUSES:
“I sneezed and my eyes watered” “I yawned and my eyes watered” “Stubbed my toe” “Hit my elbow” “Hit *previously injured body part* on something.”
Trust me, as someone who has learned to shift from anxious wreck to “Everything’s Great! :) ™” in 0.2 seconds when I need to, These work. They really work.
For those who need it.
Blame it on weed or something in your eye
calm down there micheal
HEY EVERYONE
YOU ALL ARE SO VALID AND I LOVE YOUS
ALSO
IM MORE ACTIVE ON MY NEW BLOG
@tieflingsalsowearpants
SO PLEASE CHECK THAT OUT
CAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE
ORIGINAL CONTENT
THANK YOUUUU
Goblin/Crow/Dragon Culture
bed nests :)
putting stuff on your walls (paper, magazines, tickets, playbills, etc)
collecting everything
feATHERS!!!!!! IN CANDELABRAS!!!!!
Polaroid pictures!!
glitter.,,.,,
anything remotely shiney
quarters!!!!!!!!
SHINEY PENNIES!!!!!!!!!!!
melted wax/candle wax
mushroom..,. snack.,,.
nuts!!! almonds!!!!!!
cardigans of any kind :3
chainnsssssssss
big puffy maroon jackets
i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;
“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”
“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community”
“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”
fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable
god can you even imagine
“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”
“What about satyrs?’
“You can wear shoes”
“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”
“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”
“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”
Oh my god it gets worse and worse
Listen Sweaty :) :) :) Bigfoots and Jersey Devils aren’t REAL mythfolk :) :) You r just confuused humans :)))
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
ONLY 👏FAIRIES 👏CAN 👏MAKE 👏FAIRY 👏RINGS
Why the FUCK did no one tag me in this
Werewolves are still werewolves no matter what form they’re in. We don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in human form, we don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in wolf form. Stop werewolf erasure!
Listen, I’ve been in a committed relationship with a selkie for over ten years. I can tell you that whole hiding-the-pelt-thing is total bullshit. If he wanted to leave he could, I am not holding him hostage. Please, stop spreading this hurtful misinformation.
Support veelas who dance naked at the crossroads
Support veelas who seduce random townspeople
Support veelas who take shepherds as lovers
STOP SLUT SHAMING VEELAS!!!!!!!
friendly reminder that “ghost” is a term reserved for noncorporeals. if you’re semicorporeal you’re a poltergeist. stop calling poltergeists ghosts.
destroy the idea that zombies “need” to eat brains
some zombies can’t eat brains due to physical conditions that make them too weak to gnaw through the skull
some zombies can’t digest them
some zombies just don’t like the taste
all of these zombies are STILL VALID
DONT 👏 HOARD 👏 ITEMS 👏 UNLESS 👏 YOU 👏 A 👏 DRAGON
This post gets worse every time I see it
OhmyGOD
LET👏SHIFTERS👏INTO👏THE👏COMMUNITY👏👏👏👏 THIS INCLUDES ALL SHIFTERS!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
DONT👏WEAR👏FLOWER👏CROWNS👏UNLESS👏YOU👏ARE👏A👏WOODLAND👏CREATURE
ROBOTS. ARE. NOT. ALL. SERVICE. WORKERS.
STOP ASKING ROBOTS WHERE TO FIND THINGS IN SUPERMARKETS
stop calling demons evil just because they defied an oppressive system
demigods have a right to both halves of their heritage!
Quit excluding Centaurs because they’re half human!
Not ALL lamiae eat children! Stop stereotyping!
#NotAllGiants say Fee Fi Fo Fum #NotAllGiants can smell the blood of Englishmen #NotAllGiants grind bones to make their bread #NotAllGiants!
oh my god @overexciteddragon
WHY DID YOU TAG ME ON THIS BUT ALSO I HAVE THE NEED TO READ AN ENTIRE FUCKING NOVEL SERIES
if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole
if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole
if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole
if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole
if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole
if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole
if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole
This is just discourse in the world of that new Pixar movie, Onward.
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boy: [petname]
me: alright
boy: my [petname]
me: o hfuc k….oh m. an,,,,o,, h ,my f go d
what's the deal with fangs bro. like yeah sure stare deep into my eyes bite me in the neck drain me of blood cool and good bro.
Me on Fourth of July like
Anyway, stop spreading white nationalist rhetoric and toxic nationalism thanks
Nobody said anything about race. Stop that.
It’s nationalist to state facts now?
How is this toxic?
Show me countries better than the USA.
economically
x
human freedom
x
quality of life
x
social progress
x
income equality (america was among the worst)
x
healthcare
x x
gender equality
x
what exactly makes america the “best country” here? america doesn’t excel in anything.
I was gonna say aren’t we like #1 in a bunch of bad stats? Like aren’t we the top for rape and abuse?
we are superior in waging wars, exporting and using firearms, and incarcerating the population among a lot of other terrible things. how depressing is patriotism and nationalism?
I remember this epic moment from The Newsroom
Americans just buy into the propaganda they are the greatest country when there is absolutely zero evidence to say so.
I reblog this post every chance I get.
ultimate dysphoria stabiliser
if i may add
Color my inbox
Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Red - I love you. Pink - I think you’re cute. Blue - You’re amazing. Rose - You’re pretty Purple - You’re hot. Plum - I would fuck you. Violet - I would date you. Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours. Lavender - You are my tumblr crush. Orange - I want to get to know you. Tangerine - We have a lot in common. Amber - I wish you would notice me. Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog
Pretty please?
Please and thank you
// pretty please :3
pleeease???
I'm told I don't work hard enough But the economy is broken And the environment is rough I'm scared to come out as queer The president think
hey!!! I wrote a very queer activist poem for a poetry contest and it would be greatly appreciated if you would vote for me!! if i win one of the hundred dollar rewards, its going right to getting me out of my toxic house hold!!! the help would be greatly appreciated!!