HatterLifestyle

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[feelingbluepolitics]

[truth-has-a-liberal-bias]

100% TRUE

Pro tip: If you copy and paste a link that said “no free articles” into a private/incognito browser, it will let you read the whole thing.

also if u press the “esc” (escape) key on ur laptop before the page fully loads, it won’t load any pop-ups blocking u from reading. if the article has images, then this method sometimes does not u see them. but! the words will be fine :)

[bestgirlsystem]

If the site is particularly badly designed, you might just be able to delete the overlay itself. Right click > Inspect element and delete the line of HTML (it’ll be highlighted automatically)

[woodentempest]

hey kids there is a website called outline.com that will let you read from pretty much any news site with a paywall for free

[runcibility]

outline.com is amazing - it hasn’t failed yet on any site that I’ve tried it on.

There’s a chrome extension and firefox extension.

[jackironsides]

Look, these are all Cool Facts, but it doesn’t change the fact that most people won’t go to this level of trouble, and that those people are more and more likely to get radicalised by all of the right-wing media who aren’t behind pay walls.

[probablyasocialecologist]

The Truth Is Paywalled But The Lies Are Free

The political economy of bullshit.

[the-semicolonoscopy]

Our petsitter sent me a series of pictures I can only describe as CAT INTENSIFIES:

I demand wet food, human.

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black with low white spotting

[sandersstudies]

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

[sandersstudies]

Me: I shall become his mother and gain his trust

Me talking to an animal control officer five minutes later: he is a nasty horrid little boy and I am bleeding heavily

[sandersstudies]

Animal control officer on the phone: So he’s in your car with you?

Me: Um. It’s his car now and he’s very mad at me.

[sandersstudies]

Second animal control officer: oh you captured him and got him in your car? He’s friendly?

Me, my right hand completely wrapped in paper towels: wouldn’t say that

[sandersstudies]

Urgent Care Nurse: Wow it’s strange he managed to get you so many times.

Me: I uh. Did not let go.

[borgesperovago]

You vibe as someone prone to toxic relationships

[sandersstudies]

People on tumblr will just say anything huh.

[borgesperovago]

Oh cmon, "he hurt me a lot cause i couldn't let go" absolutely has double interpretation.

[sandersstudies]

Me, holding a cat (of unknown gender) as it repeatedly digs its little teeth deep into my flesh: Is this… too… yuri?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This website is free

[naamahdarling]

We pay in other ways.

[thethreemustyfears]

[stealingpotatoes]

life can't be that bad when there's still cat and other assorted creatures

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[left-reminders]

[maidthings]

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[captaincobaltblr]

Hey wait a second, why did cats evolve to attack invisible things?

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

They were domesticated in Fertile Crescent and Egypt so probably an evolutionary advantage for snakes and scorpions that are hidden in sand and are more noticed by their movement than being seen directly

[corrucyst]

and also all the ghosts and devils.

[the-real-seebs]

cats are very alert to hidden things because things that are hiding are probably things that you could eat if you could see them, i suspect.

[lylahammar]

the world would be a really different place right now if pink pony club had dropped during the height of brony fandom

[piedude]

Good to know things could always be so much worse

[yourdndstories]

I'm opening slots for late April and early May! If you're interested in having a solo character or TTRPG party doodle done, send an email to YourDnDStories at gmail, subject 'Doodles' for more information! Currently asking $25 per character--but Lil Buddies are free! If your character has a familiar or a pet, I'm usually more than happy to throw those in at no extra charge. If you're interested in seeing the process, I work on these party doodles live on twitch.tv/awoostreams, M-F, 12-4pm EST.

[yourdndstories]

My queue filled up for April, but I've got plenty of slots open for all of May, so I'm giving this a bump!

[petapeta]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[dknightlight]

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

[catcrumb]

[foolhearteyes]

Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don’t know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it's not from Twitter, it's not from Tiktok, it’s actually from Tumblr. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, "today's agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss." And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn’t it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of "Live, Laugh, Love" wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic “alt side of Tiktok” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you’re wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”

[stealingpotatoes]

with how much time my cat spends in his litter box (and how loud that time is), i can only assume he has the greatest litter zen garden in the lands

[stealingpotatoes]

guys we need to save this traditional art before its too late--

[norvicensiandoran]

[mckitterick]

the Ides of March grows near