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what in tarnation

[qasimlondon]

[brooke2valley]

Today is the day! WISH ME LUCKKK!!!💕🥳

It's just the consultation, but it's the first step in this long journey, so I'm ready 💕

[07-chan]

[misfit-toy-haven]

why is this more expressive than the entire lion king cgi movie

[niijima]

[pickledh]

h-how did you have the exact gif…….who are you

[flowers-but-gayer]

[beardedmrbean]

What a fun happy life

zootampa

[typicalbrainchaos]

[mysterybutch]

[gemwolfz]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

[alcibiades-hacks-it]

More good advice

[tubapun]

BECAUSE CITING SOURCES KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?

[hotvampireadjacent]

[eunnieboo]

pink in the night

[sourcherrymagiks]

If there is a time I don’t reblog this it will be because the apocalypse got me

[kingjinxii]

also the creator confirmed the brunette girl is trans!!

[dads-back-from-the-store]

KA𝘒𝘝𝘋𝘑𝘉𝘚𝘌𝘎𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘨𝘨𝘈𝘚𝘉𝙎𝘿𝙓𝙎𝙒𝙅𝙕𝙕𝙆𝙑𝙕𝙅𝙁𝙒𝘼𝙅𝙕𝘽𝙒𝙑𝙎𝙆𝘼𝙂𝙕𝙃𝘾𝙕

[zerozeroren]

I’m not crying you’re crying 😭😭😭♥️♥️♥️

[genderqueerdykes]

Folks have asked for a tour of my vest so I finally got around to it. Here you go, my pin collection is ever growing and, most of them are from local artists

[weirdsatellites]

Update #577 from GPS III-SV05 (CLASSIFIED)

1. Legendary Uranium 2. Pile of Black Mold 3. Relatable Turtles

[thegaymertrainer]

I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Look when you hit on the winning formula the first time why change it

[kira-serialfaggot]

I can eat it 999 different ways but its always delicious

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[fangcore]

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad

[chimera-off-the-string]

This this fucking terrible thing just killed me

I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.

They are scared of me i think

[icarus-suraki]

The one time the internet is expected to make dicks, the internet immediately makes everything except dicks.

[mellie-mp3]

whoa dude when I heard about "radfems" I thought it would be some most radical females! 😍🤙

but these chicks are saying some bogus things about other babes 😬

[aveline-shepard]

[imsoglitter]

OP turned off reblogs (and I understand why) but I wanted this on my dash

[slowtovvn]

This map is the most up to date version as of 3-4-2023 and takes into account all recent movement on anti-trans legislation

[goverment-agency-bracket]

Yeah, I am going to signal boost this rq