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Heather. 30. Happily married. Cute as hell. Still trying to figure out who I am and where I am going. Also, I love Disney, like a lot.

[liftingweights-and-coffeedates]

I was tagged for a selfie by one of my absolute faves @princessspowerlifter ♥️

Gym selfie! Ok, so I’m just sitting here in my Jeep in the gym parking lot, and I literally don’t want to drive anymore today lol someone drive me home please… you’d get a heated steering wheel/seat to keep your hands/butt warm during the drive! I’ll sit in the passengers seat and have a nap 😂

What are you up to? @allwearearememories @heather-next-door @taylynham @multiple-sports-bras @darlingdauphine

[heather-next-door]

Thanks @badassspacewitch for the tag :) Been cutting back on social media lately, bit it's hard to pass up a good selfie. I'm not quite hungover but I sure as hell wasn't tip top from the booze that I had last night. Neighbors had me try multiple types of whiskey after the vodka and diasaronno drinks I had already had... delicious but tiring. Today I got through some family stuff and am looking forward to see my cousins on Christmas. I have to get a few things tomorrow, but overall, I think I can take it easy. Hope you are all having a lovely end of December.

[awwcutepets]

How adorable is Morty?

[freshofftheboatdaily]

[strawberryamanita]

i accept this new Christmas canon that an Asian woman in drag is the Boss Santa

[profeminist]

#NationalBossDay2018

[catchymemes]

[nsynclancefan]

My spirit animal

[carlisles-compassion]

No joke I was a manager at Hot Topic during peak Twilight craze and let me tell you it was ~ w y l d ~

Headquarters told us to stop putting size stickers or sensors on the new shirts that would come in, just put them out as fast as we could and literally people would rip piles from our arms!!!

like we had a midnight release “party” for ppl who preordered their copy of Twilight but like it got out of hand and 1200 ppl showed up. we had to assign someone to be security for the Edward cardboard cutout because ppl were biting it

[becughmitchell]

b99 tropes (3/?): Broken Pedestal

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[perkistani]

[anarchy-kisses]

Watching Ellen dance to “Back That Ass Up”, say “fuck”, and talk about coming out was the highlight of 20gayteen and the best way to end the year.

[iwt-v]

“We all have our song, right…and if we’re at a club and that song comes on, you wanna dance but you will not dance until you hit the designated dance floor.” 

Ellen DeGeneres: Relatable (2018) Netflix

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“The real difficulty is to overcome how you think about yourself.”

— Maya Angelou

[yaaasshunnay]

Inspirations. 💖

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“Don’t ever go back to what broke you. Remember why you left.”

— amazingmovement.com

[love-personal]

[this-isnotmy-cat]

[rosalielesbianhale]

petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.

[tragedyposting]

I can’t believe Into the Spiderverse casually made Peter Parker canonically Jewish. I feel valid in this chili’s tonight.