Small Stress Ball

Cole Bean 22, non-binary-boy, they/he, I like people

[21stcenturytheythem]

gay rats (gay rights in southern accent)

[maurosaurio]

and trans rats? (;;;・_・)

[21stcenturytheythem]

and trans rats!!

[laufaye]

what are you talking about this is the most perfect rat I've ever seen

[horrendoushag]

Post-reveal, Jack and Maddie are trying really hard to be supportive of Danny and just roll with it, but he keeps doing stuff like this

Bonus, immediately before this:

[hungwy]

Gamecube was the best handheld console ever released

[stig-egor]

Prove It

[hungwy]

[stig-egor]

I Agree, Sorry For Misunderstanding

[pasteliapeaches]

walking through the flower field 💐

[huntingshop]

Crazy weird

Crazy weird https://ift.tt/2uVVBaO Submitted March 06, 2020 at 11:48PM by —CAPTAIN— via reddit https://ift.tt/3cDMFrC

[thecollectibles]

Secret Lovers by Mahdieh Farhadkiaei

[omghotmemes]

I laughed way too hard at this

[mezimraky]

in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!

[smooththegoofyshark]

OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT

[evilkitten3]

HOLY SHIT

this guy GETS IT

[husband]

[2queer2deer]

A thing I doodled today,,, whilst looking @ photos of raccoons :O

[moonthymes]

anyway jeff bezos could eradicate homelessness. he could literally give each homeless person 100k and it would only take less than .5% of his entire wealth. what the actual god giving fuck

[the-prolefeed]

Why do you think they deserve it

[killin-the-machine]

Well shelter is a basic need, and would at the very least allow them a place where they can get back on their feet. Food water and shelter are necessary for a healthy body and psychology. There’s also the fact that they’re people too, and a little help goes a long way in making a decent community. There’s plenty of reasons

[the-prolefeed]

Yeah they need stuff, but why does every homeless person deserve 0.5% of someone’s income

[teaboot]

You have five hundred apples, and just one day to eat them all. 

You pass by a small crowd of hungry children, and decide you’d rather 455 apples go rotten than give them to some snotty brat who isn’t your problem.

It doesn’t matter how hard you’ve worked for your 500 apples, or that you aren’t the parent of any of those kids. in the moment you decide to walk away, it doesn’t matter why they’re hungry, or who owes who what.

You had the opportunity to help people, you had the ability to help people, you had the resources to help people. You had everything you needed to make a small, tiny little difference in someone’s life, and you decided not to.

What are you going to buy in your lifetime that’s worth more to you than your own humanity?

[just-queer-things]

What are you going to buy in your lifetime that’s worth more to you than your own humanity

[i-sold-my-soul-to-thefandom]

Reblogging for the very, very important lesson

[carrionbeast]

Halloween is almost over. You know what that means!

MOTHER

FUCKIN

HANUKKAH 

SEASON

YEAH!

[phycorb]

To all my Jewish followers: Happy Hanukkah!!

[ambivalencerelations]

>Hannukah season

I… I approve.

[pepperstrawberry]

To any of my followers that are jewish, I hope you have a happy Hanukkah! X3 (a bit early if what i’m looking up is correct… but if christmas is allowed this far back, then sure as shotting so should Hanukkah. X3 )

[hellhearts]

FUCK YES

[takineko]

what are the doughnut things and may i have one?

[vieratheartist]

Sufganiyot and yes. Here you go: https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/sufganiyot-40003

[ramblin-shoelace]

Happy Hanukkah season my friendos!!!!!

[bommbyx]

[hyena-ears]

@ the people who think all nbs are teenagers

[gloomdocwife]

this is amazing and beautiful but can I just say: “ain’t going away til I die so get over it” is raw and powerful as FUCK.

[livelyspaghetti-blog]

Well this is an interesting problem.

Turned on the lights because Toffee was being ridiculously noisy, only to see:

The lid is on and 100% locked via the handles.

How have you done this thing you did, boy.

[livelyspaghetti-blog]

THE SAGA CONTINUES

I wadded up a bunch of tissue to shove into the gap, until I could get something done about it. This didn’t stop Toffee from trying to escape.

Gorgeous. I stayed up, partly out of paranoia, and he decided to keep trying to noodle his way out until gone 2am. Fun fact: I get up for work at 5am.

But he went back into his cave eventually, and was still there when I woke up. I was fairly certain that he’d manage to get out while I was at work, though, and decided whatever–I can close the door, it’s a tiny room, and there’s no way for him to get under the floorboards or into the walls.

Popped into B&Q on my way back from work to get some wood to plug the gaps with, came home, and yep…

He made short work of that.

I start looking in the obvious places, not super panicked. If you’ve followed me for a while, you may remember the saga of the last time I lost him: he was out, sitting on my lap, and then he wasn’t. Five hours later, after tearing apart the house, I found him inside my bed frame. Anyway: behind and around the rack, behind the 15kg bag of substrate I have that takes up 90% of my floor, under the bed–nothing.

Put my bag down on the bed, glance at the pillow and wait a minute.

Jackpot.

Don’t give me that face. 

The moral of the story: check your rubs regularly! When I first got this one and safety-proofed it, there was no way Toffee even could’ve thought about fitting between the lid and the tub, but through use it’s warped enough to provide a quick exit route.

[downwithdignity]

Oh my god Toffee’s head squished into the tissue, oh god this is the best snake picture ever.

[ayellowbirds]

That is one determined noodle.

[southernsnowdogs]

😂

His squished face is perfect

And also I love him

[disclosureday]

these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right

[not-mary-sue]

Take these words through your darkest hour, for though we maybe tired and hungry, at least we’re not in fucking middle school

[distinguishedbaloney]

[vodcar]

country gnomes,

take my bones

[cryptidfuckery]

to a place,

they don't belong

[annabellioncourt]

see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.

[druggeddraccus]

west virginia