Welcome.

Fiona is happy you came.

[omghotmemes]

Only Gordon can roast just by eating a hamburger

[accursedvoid]

Oh no it’s that one.

The ‘that Vegan teacher’ that tells you it’s selfish to come out as LGBTQ+ over coming out as ‘vegan’, parodyed George floyd’s last words in her song about being vegan and compared animal meat to the holocaust - and that BLM should be protesting for veganism and animal rights over their own rights.

Also she be stalking A 16 year old on tiktok so.

This woman is a total yikes.

[intjint]

[r4cs0]

[pinewood-circus]

Let’s also not forget that she had also joked and laughed about a kid dying bc they had tried to follow a certain vegan diet SHE had brought up, and after she was called out about it she just kept making fun of them.

[joyflameball]

Don’t forget that she said that having an eating disorder was not an excuse to not go vegan, when people with eating disorders shouldn’t take any excuse to cut food out of their diets.

[shrodingerspenis]

I’m going to become a cryptid and drag her into the wood so that she can become a mysterious-missing-person-found-in-the-woods-with-no-bones-or-face

[tigerlily-monroe-deactivated202]

[fionathefab]

I believe she also tried to hit a furry with her car.

[fabthememesatan]

WHAT

[fionathefab]

It was a while ago and I don’t know if it’s true but a couple people said she did

Also TikTok is going to war with her on February 12th

[rozunderpressure]

I never wanted to know the answer to the question “What if PETA was a person”, yet, here we are…

[true-king-of-monsters]

Every part of this put my sanity from “low” to “Subterranean”

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

She went to prison for impersonating a teacher

[overlyactivepingpongball]

Her original teacher account got shadowbanned so she made another account pretending to be a completely different person: thatvegannurse, she looks and talks exactly the same but she puts her hair in pigtails and talks about how much she hates thatveganteacher, she also owns like 16 other faceless accounts pretending to be real people that she uses to comment and like her posts to boost interactions

[ryandevon]

Every single addition to this post was like a punch in the fucking throat

[crookedmoonsaultpunk]

She posted a video trying to “reclaim” slurs saying they are only bad you you let them be bad

Try and guess what letters are censored.

[wemblingfool]

[geek-ramblings]

Me with each new bit of information in this post

[technogenic-mess]

Veganism: not even once.

[largolife]

Don’t forget she compares drinking milk to r*ping women. She claims you can’t be feminist and consume animal products. John Robert Bell fought her constantly about how she was delegitimizating assault claims from actual women.

[sintheyokai]

Oh she’s so much more worse than when I first saw her crusty ass

[heehoo-penut]

Don't forget her dog, Bella, who she only feeds a vegan diet.

[tf2-hoe]

This is a stupid request but.,,,,,mercs with big tiddy mommy gf....Takes care of them, cooks them meals, is v soft and kind, soothing aura, big booby,,,,yknow the ones

Team Headcanons - Thicc Housewife

Bro, can I have this but like in a guy? Like a househusband? (Also, I changed it to “wife” instead of “girlfriend” because I felt like it fit better)

Medic

His S/O is a breath of fresh air every time he sees her

Her boobs are nice sexually, yes, but honestly? He likes pressing his face against them when he hugs her or sleeps with her

Her breasts are so soft, and her hugs alone are just completely comforting to this stressed man

He appreciates every meal he gets, and he’s sure to tell her that, too

He covers them in kisses whenever he’s overwhelmed by their kindness; he just adores them so, so much

Spy

He never thought he’d get a life like this

Having a wife that not only adores him, but he gets to come home to every day?

The comforting normality compared to the rest of his dangerous, high-action life makes him melt

“You are absolutely stunning, dear.”

He’ll eat everything

Holding her brings soft tranquility that he could never find anywhere else

Pyro

His S/O doesn’t know if they keep cuddling her boobs because they’re comfortable or pervs, but hearing their happy sigh is good enough for her

They like showing her off to the team, but he doesn’t appreciate any pervy comments about it

Anybody who makes those comments is getting a good scaring, but Pyro isn’t going to get violent because he doesn’t want his S/O to see that

He loves their cooking, and he gets visibly excited when they cook

He even likes it better than Engie’s, but he’ll never say that

Scout

He is totally showing her off; he’s proud of his S/O, and he highlights everything she does

“Look! Doll’s cooking for us!” “Jeremy, honey, I don’t mind.” “Yeah, but they need to appreciate you.”

He likes tickling her while she’s distracted with cooking

And, because he’s a perv, to see her breasts bounce

Will 10/10 fight anyone that’s staring at her longer than he wants

Sniper

Sniper loves her boobs

Not just in a sexual way, either; he legit just likes holding them because they are so soft

Sometimes he’ll hold her from behind and just sway with her

Being touched starved and having a thicc wife to squeeze has done some things for mental health; good things

“Ya got any idea ‘ow much I appreciate ya, love?”

Engie

He loves cooking meals for his S/O, - mainly because he makes enough to feed a platoon - but he also enjoys eating what she cooks

His wife rivals him in politeness, and she outdoes him in kindness

“You’re so sweet to me, darlin’.“

He loves squeezing her hips when he walks by her because they are so freaking soft

He honestly loves how soft her entire body is, and definitely lets her know when he places little kisses on her body

Soldier

THICC THIGHS SAVE LIVES

His S/O better prepare for constant thigh squeezes

He practically worships her body, and the fact that she can cook only makes her more attractive

He eats her food every time; he doesn’t care if it’s burnt or not

He wanted to make her a little more stern instead of being so kind, but… her sweet face stops him every time

She’s his weakness

Heavy

He likes cooking, yes, but he really likes his S/O’s cooking

Being the strong man he is, he likes carrying her around so her “feet won’t hurt”

Her kindness catches him off guard sometimes, and he’s happy that he got lucky enough to get her

Heavy can be intimidating by his size alone, but when his wife holds her arms open for a hug, he melts into her

With everything he’s lost in his life, he’s very protective of his wife

Demo

He will get her anything she wants

She’s eyeing something in a store? She better expect it in a box on her bed later

The man honestly just wants to spoil her rotten; he never thought he’d get a life like this with her

If she thinks he’s bad about spoiling her, wait until she meets his mother

He will anything she cooks, and bonus points if it uses some kind of alcohol

This was a bit of a tough one to write, but it was fun! Thank you for the submission!

[blackwaxx]

[vaginalbleeding]

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

[verballthenouns]

I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe

[pk9614]

IT’S BACK

[tirednoceur]

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

please boost

[blackboyjoy]

Folks in the comments are saying these tweets are from October 13-14, 2020. Super recent. Sharing for folks in the Baltimore area.

Remember how the community pulled up and defended that woman being harassed by her neighbors? We need that same energy here.

[ghfhghbmnbmn-deactivated2014032]

school reblog if you cried 

[princesstigerbelle]

Reblog this SPOOPY BEBY to protect all black kitties this Halloween and every Halloween to come after 🐱🐾🎃👻🧡✨

[gahdamnpunk]

I would love to see the anti immigration conservatives do this for at least 30 mins..

Donate: We can’t do Thanksgiving without farm workers

[ndragoon]

Friendly reminder that most farm workers are paid nearly nothing via loopholes (don’t have to follow minimum wage if you arent paying by the hour!)

And that “unskilled labor” isn’t an actual thing. It’s just used by desk jockeys who play on the internet all day instead of working so they feel superior to everyone who actually does the work they profit off of. And of course, to make themselves feel better for the abuse they dish out.

[solarpunkcast]

HERE IS A FARM WORKER COVID RELIEF FUND

https://farmworkers.hipgive.org/

[bloodofelves]

Happy Anniversary to Undertale!  (September 15, 2015)

[theoppositeofadults]

❤️

[isohelle]

I SMASHED REBLOG SO HARD

[thestormwitches-deactivated2020]

THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING

[powerburial]

i regret telling a coworker i was vegetarian because now a year later theyre vegan and they live in portland and every single day they post a video on facebook of them like running up to a truck full of cows and crying and apologizing to them

[iamoutofideas]

who’s papa john

[iamoutofideas]

I just realized that I commented on the wrong post.

[omegasmileyface]

really though the whole "cringy mary sue oc" thing really is attacking an important outlet for lots of kids... All those tropes have a place in it:

Tragic backstories and lgbt+ identities are clearly signs that those are things that the kids creating the ocs live with. Most of those kids struggle with abuse or are lgbt+, and either way need a character to relate to

Self-inserts who hang out with their favorite character or variations on their favorite character? yeah chances are that kid feels pretty alone and needs to feel like someone who they love and look up to respects them back. see the abuse thing again

"Flawless personality" when you feel like everybody hates you you start to feel like a shit person. so having an oc like you who is also flawless is a place to embrace the things you like about yourself and get more self-confidence. I don't know, this one's hard to explain. See the next one

"Overpowered or underpowered" yeah, an OP oc is usually because the kid feelspowerless and helpless and nobody wants that. a relatable oc or self-insert who has lots of power? instant self-confidence boost. If my oc who's like me can have power, so can I. With underpowered characters that's just an outlet of that same frustration

Anyway yeah cringe culture is dead. All this applies to adults too, not just kids! you're never to old to make a fun character!

Plus not to mention that all this stuff specifically preys on neurodivergent kids.

If you can think of any other tropes like this feel free to add on

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

“overly beautiful/perfect appearances” (which is only criticized when written by 13 year olds, vs grown writers and artists making every character look like an adonis to ‘appeal to the audience’)

adding on to that, having colorful/sparkly/rainbow hair or costumes, because having colors in ur designs is uNrEaLiStIc. this ties into the culture that says middle school kids are cringy(tm) for dyeing their hair/ dressing for niche cultures

bullying a writer because the oc they’ve created falls “too much” outside canon, usually in canons where fantastical things and improbable circumstances happen all the time

characters who are clearly meant to be vent characters being singled out as ‘cringy’ and ‘unrealistic’ because NORMAL people aren’t supposed to be THAT sad

but if your character is too HAPPY or successful (aka the “perfect” mary sue archetype) then they’re also to be ridiculed

the whole idea that if you aren’t following an arbitrary and overall extremely subjective set of rules about how your character is supposed to act/look, it’s somehow now socially acceptable to make fun of you instead of actually trying to give constructive criticism (and the people who do this will claim that the bullying is the criticism, despite the fact that it’s anything but constructive)

[orsino]

people woobifying medic and making him this frail weak pitiful creature that’s useless without heavy

have u seen him run around the battlefield and saw through people

[cozza-frenzy]

Medic is the only person who has such respect from the strongest man on the team (ie. Heavy) that he can grab his cheek and tell him “don’t be such a baby” without being broken in half

That’s right, he pinched Heavy’s cheeks and called him a baby and he didn’t do shit to him because he commands that much respect

In game, the Medic is the second-fastest class by default, outpaced only by Scout

That’s right, he’s the second-fastest class next to Scout, even taking into account the fact that he’s probably twice his age, and the fact that he carries that heavy-ass Medigun Backpack around

Seriously that thing must weigh 50 lbs do you think Scout could carry that shit

DO YOU THO

yeah I don’t think so

Took the very common fear of needles and weaponized that shit

Took an ordinary bonesaw for the original purpose of amputation and weaponized that shit

Took a bust that says ‘DO NO HARM’ and WEAPONIZED THAT SHIT

You don’t fuck with the Medic

You just don’t

Because he knows he’s a priority target

He knows you think he’s helpless

And he’ll take full advantage of your stupidity

[kethavel]

hell yeah

[orsino]

people woobifying medic and making him this frail weak pitiful creature that’s useless without heavy

have u seen him run around the battlefield and saw through people

[cozza-frenzy]

Medic is the only person who has such respect from the strongest man on the team (ie. Heavy) that he can grab his cheek and tell him “don’t be such a baby” without being broken in half

That’s right, he pinched Heavy’s cheeks and called him a baby and he didn’t do shit to him because he commands that much respect

In game, the Medic is the second-fastest class by default, outpaced only by Scout

That’s right, he’s the second-fastest class next to Scout, even taking into account the fact that he’s probably twice his age, and the fact that he carries that heavy-ass Medigun Backpack around

Seriously that thing must weigh 50 lbs do you think Scout could carry that shit

DO YOU THO

yeah I don’t think so

Took the very common fear of needles and weaponized that shit

Took an ordinary bonesaw for the original purpose of amputation and weaponized that shit

Took a bust that says ‘DO NO HARM’ and WEAPONIZED THAT SHIT

You don’t fuck with the Medic

You just don’t

Because he knows he’s a priority target

He knows you think he’s helpless

And he’ll take full advantage of your stupidity

[kethavel]

hell yeah

[akumanorobin]

VinnyLaugh.mp4

[nocontextvinesauce]

vinny fucking dies

[ask-me-about-loom]

he sounds like he’s physically receding into his body

[maybe-not-a-robot]

a few months ago, on a dreary rainy day, someone left a stray catgirl on your- *vinny becomes a paper shredder*

[pugsies]

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

[geometricdeathtrap-deactivated2]

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

Do not touch it

Do not touch it

Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.

Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.

Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

[chaplip]

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

[zzazu]

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

[pastel-wendigo]

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

[xakariahthepariah-deactivated20]

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

[sparklefairydust-blog]

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

[youkofujima]

Please spread this information!

[herongale]

the one fucking time I actually will signal boost cuz I didn’t know about this and would never ever wanna learn about it first hand

[mochitits]

we actually had the bomb squad called to our house for something like this and it totally ruined the paint on my big bro’s car.  :c

[gaetafelix-deactivated20140908]

ah yes that large muscular man is very attractive but how would he look in lacy lingerie

[decotora]

not even going to bother putting on nsfw blog because it’s just too real. this is my whole fucking life.

[tf2-gentlemanns-deactivated2021]

its sfw but violent, so i thought i better put it under the cut

a gift for the amazing @tf-ticklesfor being awesome!

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