everyone should thank me because as bad as i am, i am holding myself back from being much worse
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everyone should thank me because as bad as i am, i am holding myself back from being much worse
I’m my own ghost, I can’t get better and I just keep haunting myself
Celsius is so low res y’all have like 3 possible numbers it can be outside
we’re the retro gamers of temperature
Fahrenheit lets me pick an outfit based solely on the 10s digit meanwhile you tell a Celsius user its gonna be in the 10s today and they have no clue what length of pants to wear. Is the 20s a pleasant walk or a day you should go swimming? Meanwhile Fahrenheit says its in the 70s and I know exactly what to expect today.
“But for science-” use Kelvin like a real man.
Look guys there’s nothing inherently better about either temperature system it’s literally what you grow up with. It’s all made up. You only think Fahrenheit is easier bc you grew up with it and the only reason you don’t understand Celsius is bc you didn’t. As someone who grew up with Celsius and had to learn Fahrenheit it’s still much more intuitive for me to tell temperature in Celsius.
A toddler with no previous exposure to either temperature system would not give a shit which one you used bc they won’t understand either of them. As you grow up you learn to associate a certain outside feel with this arbitrary number with either a C or F behind it. It’s literally just about familiarity. All of my friends who grew up outside the US prefer Celsius. It’s just about what’s easier for you to use.
I respect what you’re going for here but I don’t make inflammatory posts about inconsequential bullshit to reach some kind of compromise or consensus. Pick up a steel chair and go apeshit on somebody.
Build-a-Villain Workshop #1
Looking to develop your villain further? Trying to build a villain for the first time? Look no further for here is a simple guide to building a fearsome villain for your story. Disclaimer: I’m a fantasy writer, this will be fantasy based.
Step 1: Choose a Motivation
While this can be anything, some common motivations are: Power, Legacy, Revenge, Respect, Protectionism, Hate, Love, Indifference, Drive for Utopia, and Infliction of Pain. Now you might be thinking I can understand why the last one is villainous, but some of the others seem okay! Remember, a villains motivations should be understandable, and their goals can be noble, but it is the means that make them “bad.”
Step 2: Decide if They Really are “Bad”
Despite my previous statement, some villains are just trying to achieve noble goals by noble means. This is actually a really good way to get your audience thinking about your theme if it ties in well. The flipside of this is my personal favourite – make the heroes bad too.
Step 3: Design Their Personality
There are a few traits you’ll want to consider in particular and in the extremes. Make sure to chose the side that your hero will struggle with more. Villains should be handcrafted challengers, designed to ruin your hero.
Intelligence vs Stupidity - A villain who can scheme intricate plots is terrifying, but extreme stupidity leads to recklessness and unpredictability, good for control freak heroes.
Short Temper vs Controlled Emotions - Short tempered villains are a threat to anyone close to them, while those that can control their emotions can be highly manipulative.
Calculated vs Irrational - This again leans into the trade off between the unbeatable factor and the unpredictability factor. Both are equally fearsome.
Charismatic vs Black Seep – Why do their followers believe in them? Is it because they can talk the hind legs off a donkey or was your villain an outcast come to take their revenge.
Don’t underestimate the stupid, short tempered, irrational black sheep. They often have intelligent advisors pulling their strings while their stupidity causes chaos like no other.
Step 4: Ask Yourself Why?
Not just Why did my villain set out on this path? or Why don’t they see the harm they’re causing? but also Why have I reached the end of a post specifically using ‘they’ pronouns and imagine a white man with black hair and dark eyes? Because many of you will have done just that, particularly for the intelligent, manipulative villain with more power than you could ever imagine. Ask yourself why intelligent, charismatic villains with goals outside of revenge and love need always be a man. Some villains are just heroes who don’t understood the cost of their actions. Ask yourself why they shouldn’t be diverse and stereotypical caricatures.
This post is quite long enough. I reckon I’ll do a part 2 if you guys like it :)
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If you’re a girl looking for a gf or just a friend or just want this chaotic energy in ur life lmk
Shimmering
At the head of your bed, have a bowl or glass of water with blessed salt stirred into it. As you lay in bed at night, feel your body.
Feel the the weight of the sheets on your skin. The weight of your body against the mattress, against the pillow.
Breathe.
Perhaps you do a four-fold breath, breathing in for four counts, holding for four, and out for four counts, holding for four. If you get to a point where your heart is beating really fast, relax and breath normally for a time.
Sense/experience/know/imagine/feel your second skin. It may feel like a slight buzzing or shimmering around your head. Let it crawl over your whole frame.
Breathe into this skin.
Sink down into it.
You may find at this point your body is completely still, breathing on its own. Within, you may feel as though you are shimmering/shaking/spinning. Your second skin is restless at night, and wishes to detach to fly into the Otherworld. Your mind may become restless, too. A series of images may play out in your head – a thorny wall between you and the Otherworld; gripping horrid thoughts of death and not being able to breathe – let these pass.
Breathe. Form a question in your mind. Perhaps you whisper a transvection chant in head. Or perhaps the image of a spirit or a god you wish to speak to. You may find that you’re floating, or drifting in darkness. Your body is asleep, but you (your mind, your spirit, whatever it may be) is awake and alert and mobile.
At this point, you may find that you are outside of yourself in a different world. Perhaps the spirit or god is there with you, speaking to you. Perhaps you’ve fallen asleep. If you fall asleep, do not worry – you do this all the time anyway without knowing it.
You may find when you awaken that you’ve experienced rather vivid dreams in answer to your questions. Dreams of gods, spirits, and dancing witches. Speak aloud what you’ve seen to yourself. Write down your impressions. The sun’s light frightens away the reveries of the night.
(This is a practice I do which is compiled from various sources and people whom I converse with)
The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.
I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.
I fucking love him
i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it
He also jabs racists in the eye!
I love the justice grandpa of fists
I’m very lucky to own a book that’s a collection of most of these comics (sadly not all of them) and would highly recommend hunting these down if you can. Sorry for the lack of a scanner but phone photos will just have to do.
He was a enjoyable cuss who didn’t care for war mongering.
Especially profitable war mongering and excuses for it!
He certainly didn’t like selfish husbands and fathers!
Politicians who turned on their words once they got theirs weren’t safe.
He said fuck the police!
He absolutely didn’t like people ruining little things for kids.
He stood up for foreigners. Especially those doing their best to communicate with limited second language knowledge.
He was not having any tomfoolery when it came to gun safety and laws. Especially with youth involved.
You had better not abuse a animal with him nearby. He’d right that wrong real quick!
And best of all him and his wife were both prickly cusses together. Relationship goals.
I have a new role model
“justice grandpa of fists”
It’s nice to see a fat dude in a political cartoon that’s NOT being used as shorthand for greed and corruption.
Hes like the personification of motherfucker unlimited
Reblogging this newer version of this thread with so many more strips I haven’t seen…why did this character ever disappear. Where did you go, Everett.
I’m just here with this “thirst trap” in the hopes to either find a chaotically fun lesbian/bi friend group or to make girls question their sexuality for me or, wait for it, to finally find me a girlfriend bc iM tryin to find a love that felt so amazing as the first girl I fell in love with at 15. That love straight up was the best feeling and I get nothing can compare but there’s just something about women that I just can’t get enough of.
Here’s my daily post of wanting a girlfriend
Potent minimalist art sends a strong message about police and vigilante brutality in America
Journalist and artist Shirin Barghi has created a gripping, thought-provoking series of graphics that not only examines racial prejudice in today’s America, but also captures the sense of humanity that often gets lost in news coverage. Titled “Last Words,” the graphics illustrate the last recorded words by Brown and other young black people — Trayvon Martin, Oscar Grant and others — who have been killed by police and vigilantes in recent years.
Let us not forget their voices
what was yalls first internet community you were in? mine was toontown in 2008
Feralheart
rb if ur gay
have you actually followed everyone who reblogged this?
Blue is followed, white is not
This is not an up-to-date list as several people have reblogged this post since I took these pictures
holy jesus fuckign ch rist
Exactly. I’m not joking.
you alright dear?
Does it look like I’m okay???
Exactly
That’s some dedication, I’m proud sweetie
Thank you!!! 😊😊
What it im bi is that ok
Bi is valid!!! Reblog away my friend!!
Child oh my god-
Hon I’m following nearly 2100 now
OP IM SHAKING WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO URSELF
also i’m wondering what ur qualifications for gay are lol. like are we talking the general overarching term used to refer to the entire community as a vague descriptor? or are we talking just sexualities? we talkin both romantic and sexual attraction here? r u followin ppl who id as:
- queer?
- questioning?
- trans and/or enby?
- pan?
- ace/aro?
not meant to attack u at all i’m just curious and i oop !!!
EVERYTHING LGBTQA IS GAY
EVERYONE CAN RB THIS
Ace? Yep!!!
Pan?? Fuck yeah!!
Homosexual?? Of course!
Everyone can rb this!!
Op congrats for the dedication my man
Thank you!!
This is freaking awesome. Was gonna reblig this out of gayness but now it's just for respect.
All the respect for you! I apologize for adding ANOTHER name but I am Queer and that fell under the accepted qualifications so hi!!!
Yeah everything lgbt is valid!! Hello!
No fucking way
WHAT??????????????
:))))))
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU FOLLOWINF JEEZ???
Two thousand seven hundred and seventy two
Op is the hero we don't deserve.
Hon no one doesn’t deserve me, I’m just a person
I think the point is that you’re cool, Op? And also wheeeeww long post.
I’m just a person tho????? I mean you’re all cool!! Also yeah sorry it’s a pretty long post :(
HEEYYYYY ITS MAH BOI PETER!!!!!!!!!!!
Op you are amazing. (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
No u!!!
Big Lesbian dating a nb lesbian
Idk how much more gay I can get-
the nb lesbian being dated by this Big Lesbian
we Big Gay
I love op <3
this post makes me happy
Love u too hon, and I’m glad
the raw power this post and op exudes,,,,
IT’S REAL
OOC: This is the purest fucking thing I've seen on this hellsite and I don't care if it's not relevant to my blog IMMA REBAGLE.
does... does it work???
unfortunately, yes
early to bed early to rise
burger king meal with burger king fries
@mens-rights-activia when r u releasing this?
Gimme a month, working on another text post rn
Pragma(tic)
Status: Completed
Pairing: Persephone!Bucky Barnes x Hades!Reader
Summary: In a world where the old gods never truly died, you must learn to navigate your way through the ups and downs of immortality. And if living forever wasn’t hard enough, an ancient evil is now threatening to break free after centuries of silence. And as if that still wasn’t hard enough for you, now a pesky and infuriatingly handsome god is trying to wedge his way into your life. Gods, work, love, and conflict—what more could a goddess need? [Hades & Persephone AU]
Parts
Prologue: The Gods Live
1: Her Morning Takes a Turn
2: He Becomes a Trespasser
3: Her Head Aches
4: His Mind Runs Wild
5: She Deals With a Pest
6: He Never Listens
7: Her Thoughts Conflict
8: He Gets Found Out (and a Phone Call)
9: The Past Comes Back to Haunt Her
10: She Sees the World in a New Light
11: She Takes a Stand
12: He Gets the Visit of His Life
13: She Makes a Confession
14: Her World is Shaken, Not Stirred
15: It’s Way Worse Than She Thought
16: He Feels His Heart Break
17: Though Mighty, She Falls
18: He Holds Her Close
19: She Almost Murders Someone
20: She Begs for a Promise
21: She Faces the End
22: She Unleashes Hell
23: Her Heart Betrays Her
24: She Mends a Body and a Heart
25: She Almost Murders Someone (Again)
Epilogue: The Gods Live On
Extras & Deleted Scenes
Series Playlist
Cast List
Author Input
The reasoning behind the title
Final Remarks
Inspired by Pragma(tic)
Banner by @notimetoblog
Moodboard by @notimetoblog
TAGLIST FOR THIS SERIES IS CLOSED
This educated me so I’m sharing it
Yeah, me too.
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Fifteen minutes before 2020
Broke up with my boyfriend last night bc all I can think about is girls girls girls. I really hope 2020 is the year I can get a girlfriend and find my fuckin soulmate