archer the fool

he/him HEAVENSWARD WOOO edit: nvm fuck heavensward fuck you fuck you how could you do this.

[hellsfool]

things i like...

FFXIV — I am currently playing dragoon and a literal baby so please no spoilers but I will talk about my miqo'te Mikh'a Umirana with lots of love

Sonic the Hedgehog — Shadow Shadow Shadow Shadow Shadow Shadow Shadow Shadow

Superman — I recently watched the 2025 film and it somehow radicalised me for a second time, and actively changed my life.

DC Comics — dipping my toes into these waters for the first time

Monster Hunter Wilds — my hunter Cadmus is also an oc of course and he has a snarky partner called Ulysses who is going to be my elden ring oc I just haven't played it

Smosh. No words

Boku No Hero Academia — I don't ship anyone aside from casual EraserMic and I'm a Bakugo stan </3 I fear he is simply the best character of all time

Seraph of the End — currently watching!

Gachiakuta (following manga releases!) — SEASON 2 COULD NOT COME SOONER PLEASE BONES I AM RAVENOUS

Art/Writing in ALL FORMS I will drink up your oc art like a smoothie and I love writing. I love books. I love poems. I love ancient scrolls.

Garn47 | The Mandela Catalogue | Most analog horrors

ENA DREAM BBQ DROP CHAPTER TWO AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

NINAH aka no, i'm not a human

c!dnf and dteam

[blodwyrm]

death of tigerstar

[hellsfool]

Some of the characters have REALLY bushy eyelashes so I headcanon that those who have lived and survived on the Ground for generations have evolved to have naturally thick and long eyelashes to keep their eyes safe from the pollution dust! Maybe this is canon actually but I'm on episode 11 rn haha

[hellsfool]

guys the exact mfker I was thinking about (tamsy) for this ISN'T EVEN FROM TJE GROUND

[maruti-bitamin]

a waiting crow

ink + watercolour

cara/insta/bluesky/ store

[valtsv]

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

[tiwaztyrsfist]

Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles

[solepunk]

He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor

[sillymarillion-comics]

[luccorvus]

When the current queen of Denmark was young, she made illustrations for his books and sent them to him under a pseudonym. He liked them and they were printed in the Danish version of the book.

[kaispeakshermind]

WHAT

[helenakey]

The Queen of Denmark drew LoTR fanart 😮😩

[iconuk01]

Well, it started as fanart, it became canon published artwork approved by the author.

[spartanlocke]

Also he strictly forbade Disney from making any sort of cinema of his books. 

[source]

Not only did this dude see the moon landing, know what color TV was and hate the Beatles, but he knew Walt Disney was a piece of shit before anyone else, and all because of some dwarves. 

[elodieunderglass]

In 1937, in communication with American publishers regarding illustrations for The Hobbit -

It might be advisable, rather than lose the American interest, to let the Americans do what seems good to them – as long as it was possible (I should like to add) to veto anything from or influenced by the Disney studios (for all whose works I have a heartfelt loathing).

Tolkien in 1961, being a crunchy parenting advocate, lmao;

God help the children! I would as soon give them crude and vulgar plastic toys. Which of course they will play with, to the ruin of their taste. Terrible presage of the most vulgar elements in Disney.

(That’s so Montessori of him, hahaha.)

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[retropieos-official]

Linux sex

[okolnir]

Forthyn

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[herpsandbirds]

Some beautiful birds I saw in Texas last week <3

Reddish Egret, Stilt Sandpiper, Dunlin, Long-billed Dowitcher, and my lifer Roseate Spoonbill!

[genderfluid-offical]

"explain your answer" no. i used a calculator, and i do not care about this class

[hellsfool]

intellectualism is dying out and you guys are still hung up on "maybe the curtains are just blue"

[pivdrr]

[paranoid-doll]

final pants 14

[markiplieroncesaid]

Markiplier 67 incident

[talibri]

just let me sleep fr

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

claim your star

*this is not to shame anybody. if you used to use chatgpt in the past but have stopped, kudos to you, this post still includes you. if you are still using chatgpt, then I guess I can’t stop you — but if you ever decide to stop using it in the future, you may then claim your star too

[nikfromtheinternet]

common grackle and red-winged blackbird best friends forever!!!

[waitingforthet]

[optimysticals]

I am laughing so hard I scared the cat.

[pagansheep]

Sandy reveal 🥹