we've achieved something!

18+ aroace . i just like a lot of things my characters are located here! ask me something!

[helvetesfonsterr]

I didn’t get the answer on video. but the guys behind me were asking tits or ass to Yelich. security was called twice.

Yelich is an ass man, in case y’all wanted to know

[danhoemei]

My friends who just got their first glasses: i need this highly expensive special cloth to wipe them, I also have this eyeglass cleaner from the same company, did you know you shouldn't use your t shirt unless it's specifically soft

Me who's worn glasses since middle school: *slaps soap onto the glasses and washes them in the sink then wipes them with toilet paper* what

[danhoemei]

Did I stutter

[danhoemei]

No

[danhoemei]

Mah men

[danhoemei]

Our ranks are getting stronger

[annalyticall]

[dante-heller]

[danhoemei]

okay this one wins, everyone go home

[lucien-lachance]

Oh nice I can't wait to cry over Lucien dying in HD

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

[singswan-springswan]

improvise it is

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

You.

YOU.

There have been COUNTLESS replies to this post, saying all kinds of words that start with I (the most popular being “ignite”).

But YOU are the ONLY PERSON who has come up with an I word worthy of completing it. Thank you for this gift.

Improvise it is.

[amygdalae]

sometimes i become sexually attracted to difficult video game bosses. I mean if im gonna get fucked this much i might as well start moaning

[amygdalae]

the eroticism of the instakill grab attack is a core tenet of any fromsoft game's design philosophy

[amygdalae]

Plus if you get horny it blocks out the production of anger/despair in your body thus preventing gamer toxins from accumulating in the liver

[amygdalae]

nvm I am so fucking mad

[beemovieerotica]

thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[lastvalyrian]

You get on the bus and then everyone does the Flintstones thing

[bovineblogger]

im going to the gay bar tonight should i take squab y/n

baby need club?

yes baby need club

no baby does not need club

Voting ended onFeb 22, 2025

[bovineblogger]

got very moist at da club and had yummy snakc after

[bovineblogger]

lollycake!!!!!! its crushed biscuits mixed w butter and sweetened condensed milk, rolled up w explorers lollies(lower right) and sliced up! its really yummy.

[lorkhanagendaposting]

This shit is making vampirism real fucking tempting right now.

[machetesquirrel]

I’m just going to leave this here

[chosetoseethebestinyou]

[rattlethatanimation]

Starscream, fetch!

[tecnobabushka]

Russian handwriting

[notcrazyiswear]

I’ll forever be amused at the Russian word “deprived” (лишили) in cursive, which looks like

[esoanem]

for people wondering how the hell that works

[shieldfoss]

I still don’t know how the hell that works.

[counterclockworkminds]

See, to me it looks a lot like ‘minimum’ in English cursive:

Ok not so bad right? But it gets worse…

Like… what even is this?

Can’t tell me that’s a word right? But it is! Sure you could dot the i’s, but would it really help?

source here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Handwriting/comments/1hgsc8/write_minimum_in_cursive_without_dotting_the_is/

[shieldfoss]

Yes. Yes it would.

[squareallworthy]

Wikipedia: Minim (palaeography)

[nid--hogg]

Why the fuck would language evolve in such a completely illogical way like this

[kyraneko]

fuck every last bit of this

[tuulikki]

Humans invented writing as a way of communicating information and it’s pretty great on the whole but we maybe did not adequately prepare for depreciation in legibility

[pudimdosubmundo]

@official-linguistics-post ?

[sztupy]

[great-tweets]

I am simultaneously impressed and terrified.

[anjieluvs-deactivated20221031]

I refuse to believe this isn’t actually Rocket

[uncleromeo]

“talented mom” is either an incredibly talented practical effects designer or a furry with a lot of free time.

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[dorkynerd23]

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[hellenhighwater]

Well those are allllmost done

[codebreakerblue]

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

[hellenhighwater]

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

[jackfromthefairytale]

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

They're actually a really dark purple

[fishofthewoods]

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

[hellenhighwater]

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

[nobodywasneverhere]

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

The heart wants what the heart wants

[edgemcjee]

Question. What does the heart want?

[hellenhighwater]

Blood, probably

[seenthisepisode]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[burningsilence]

excuse me

[iamoutofideas]

just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here

[iamoutofideas]