Steve's Cargo Pants

A blog basically void of anything to do with Steve or his cargo pants. | She/Her/They/Them | Wildspringflower | Slytherin primary Slytherin secondary |

[cluelesshumancatastrophe]

spending a long time scrolling the hurt/comfort tag, call that whumpster diving…

[wild-springflower]

@gundamthey17 I'm dying

[moringmark]

[louisinart-like-cuisinart]

Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts

[asingularcanadian]

Since it is pride month it is a perfect time to remind everybody

I'm gay as hell and my meat is huge

[fageleh]

I was recently asked to name 3 of the Great Lakes during a mental eval and now I'm curious about just how standard it actually is for people to know them, so

USAmericans: Can you name at least 3 of the Great Lakes off the top of your head?

Yes, 3 or 4 of them, but not all 5

Yes, all 5

No

I just want to click a button

Voting ended onMay 30, 2023

[romcommunist]

“id send you this post but u are dead to me” is such a strange feeling. im retreating to the woods

[anguam]

When you stumble across a meme that perfectly fits the niche of someone you no longer talk to…. like we have parted ways for good reasons but i’m still left with the knowledge that this would make you laugh. What do i do with that

[beaft]

my friend who works in theatre just pointed out to me that WICKED is still showing tonight and the first line of that musical is "GOOD NEWS! SHE'S DEAD!" i really don't know how they're gonna work around that one

[thefaustaesthetic]

West End Wicked 2022-09-08 about to become THEE most valuable bootleg of all time

[wild-springflower]

@gundamthey17

[vitrified-vitriol-deactivated20]

Every reblog removes one HP from the queen

[un-unpopular]

i cant wait until she actually dies and everyone freaks out saying the final reblog did the last hit

[zooophagous]

This is so fun its just like Jenga

[enigma-the-mysterious]

[waynemunson]

oh, this is bad, this is so bad. this is such a lazy, bad writing. killing yet another new character just because you are scared to touch the main cast, the boring, repetitive thing the duffers do aside, so what you are telling me is that the only possible ending for an outcast, a guy who takes a bunch of the same outcasts under his wing, who was hunted down for something he didn’t do – the only way to end his story is him sacrificing himself? for what? what kind of crimes did he commit that he has to atone and die? he ran away? oh, what an unspeakable sin! not to mention the amount of cliches they used, the ridiculous inner monologue on how he’s not actually a hero eddie was having right before he decided to run back to… i don’t even know what the purpose of that was. it was bad, it was unnecessary and it was cheap. i bawled my eyes out and i’m over crying about it - right now i’m furious. i’m mad because he didn’t even get to clear his name. even after his death he’s getting disrespected, his pictures mocked, he’s still blamed for something he. didn’t. do. nobody but dustin mourns him, nobody but his uncle cares and searches for him and honestly bless this man, he’s representing all of us. i’m so mad because no one but dustin remembers him. the rest of their squad doesn’t even mention his name! this is ridiculous, how could they not talk about him afterwards? it’s like he wasn’t there with them the entire time, like he didn’t just fucking die? what the hell is this reaction? or better yet the lack of it? so. fucking. cheap.

[wild-springflower]

I think what a lot of people aren't considering here is, they Weren't safe yet. Eddie and Dustin were still very much in danger, those bats could have easily followed them through the portal (it's not like they need the rope to fly through). They broke into the trailer in the upsidedown that Eddie and Dustin had reinforced.

So all of a sudden Eddie was faced with the very real possibility that they weren't actually going to make it out of there. People had already died, so many people they knew. Except Eddie had a promise to keep. To Steve. Not the thing about not being a hero, that was mostly a joke anyways, no. It was to protect Dustin. It was to ensure that little spitfire survived the goddamn upsidedown. And so Eddie chose to lead the bats away, before they could break through and follow them into Hawkins, before they could get to Dustin.

[klefable]

[monasticmaestoso]

open the doop, get on the floop. everybody walk the dinosoop

[memewhore]

[doggiedyke]

Peace and love on planet earth

[wild-springflower]

This is why anyone trying to claim weed is a big scary drug is full of shit.

[shortcrust]

Absolutely cursed party comp

[wild-springflower]

@gundamthey17 I'm cackling

[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when I’m sniffing a candle labelled “VANILLA” how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint, and a whiff of byronic despair from a fuckin tshirt

[archouai]

Once I read a fic where they were like “he tasted like” and I’m expecting the typical formula (1 cooking ingredient + 1 natural phenomenon + “something uniquely [character name]”) but instead they said “he tasted like mouth” and it was one of the greatest fic moments of my life

[nicetobealive-deactivated201710]

click and drag to find out what your shitty fanfiction kiss tastes like

[nerdgul]

*if ur on moble screenshot it

[driftingglass]

This. Is. The funniest thing. I’ve seen. In days. Always reblog. Always reblog. Oh my gooood.

Oh and I got Cherries, Thunder and Ambition from screenshotting this.

[venn364]

Coffee, a hurricane and warmth…

So somewhere in the tropics I guess

[wild-springflower]

Sugar, soft rain, and recklessness. Okay drama queen lol

[paxamericana]

[official-kircheis]

As per my last clay tablet,

[lurking-latinist]

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

[wild-springflower]

All on the same slab

[remnantglow]

breakdown of why moon's haunted is the tweet of all time

- the implication that the nasa spaceship got back to earth, from the moon, without nasa knowing

- nasa employee is super chill about it

- theres just a gun lying around

- the astronaut is taking a gun and nothing else to fight ghosts

- moon's haunted

[remnantglow]

[pearlescentpearl]

the fact the astronaut is opting to go fight the ghosts rather than avoid the moon

[wild-springflower]

-the fact they are just going to hop back into the rocket ship and it will immediately be able to take them back to the moon

[boykavalier]

Chris Fulton as Rience in THE WITCHER Season 2

[wild-springflower]

@gundamthey17 oh look! His name.

[ivashkovadrian]

1x01 | 2x02

[wild-springflower]

@gundamthey17 totally didnt remember that from season 1