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[heyitsjake]

Hey! It's Jake

Got bored. Made this.

One of @toomanypossumsinthistrenchcoat - this blog might get repossessed if I stop fronting so much and another headmate wants one but for now I'm here a hell of a lot and like talking so here we are. Might let Bucky use it too (and maybe Marc and Steven though I doubt either of them have much to say to the world at large 🤭)

He/it. Very gay for My Boy @unofficial-bucky-barnes (three cheers for insys relationships being a thing or believe me I would be PINING). Idk what else you need to know about me tbh ig you can ask

If this blog does happen to reach sourcemates feel free to say hi if you want :) I make no promises to act anything like source though /lh (tbf we got very little to go on so brain made me like this🤷‍♂️)

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[leafcrunch]

my neighbourhood has never had an ice cream truck. in the summer, we have the knife sharpening truck. it slowly circles the block and rings its ominous bell. i have never seen someone interact with it. it may be that only those marked by death can see it

[sun-and-time]

alex??? this is truly frightening ??

[leafcrunch]

i never really thought about it much until today but you’re right this is honestly a messed up thing for me to be accustomed to

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous truck

[dyke-parade]

[bellabooisnotagoodusername]

okay if you work in any environment that requires frequent use of scissors, this truck is like Jesus showing up. We cut ribbon and paper constantly at my job and when OUR knife sharpening guy rolls through town, once in a blue moon, we all run after him in the street waving out hands around like children after the pied piper. We carry our shears out to him like bouquets, shaking because we are so excited to have sharp scissors again.

So anyway we may in fact be marked for death in the way all retail employees are, but shout out to knife trucks everywhere.

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous truck

[anexperimentallife]

[queeriocheerios]

It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’

[burning-cathedrals-deactivated2]

So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?

[mwagneto]

loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance

[lazarus-lazuli]

i have no comment this is just the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all day

[ultrvmonogamy]

the doctor says i got an attention deficit so y'all gotta gimme more

[syscord-out-of-context]

@wine-cult

[kaibacorpintern]

in the Egyptian wing of the museum and my boyfriend is like "what are all the time periods of ancient Egypt" and I'm like predynastic, early dynastic, old kingdom which is when the pyramids were built, first intermediate, middle kingdom, second intermediate, new kingdom which includes amarna period and yugioh, third intermediate, and then all the late period stuff and macedonian and roman eras. and he's like run that by me one more time

[dumblr]

When you get mad, take a deep breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. No one ever expects that.

[urie]

you dont need to post every single thought that comes to your mind. but i do. i have to

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[nociceptrix]

Shall I compare thee to some shit that's gay?

[lesbiantiana]

i love how bugs bunny is totally calm as long as everyone leaves him alone but as soon as someone bothers him he’s like “ok. now i have to kill him”

[ebon-sean]

Bugs Bunny’s defining trait is that he never starts shit but ALWAYS finishes it

[absolutely-esme]

“Of course you realize this means war.”

[majachee]

I call this the "pathetic man with the gay little socks" saga

[gummywurm-gaming]

[system-of-cells-interlinked]

i am very weak for the “ruthless person who develops one (1) ounce of ethics because the person they are obsessed with wouldn’t approve of murder” thing.

[wackom]

The Beast that Bothers