leesh

oh yeah babey, it's real loving boys hours. oh yeah. oh y

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

[muckkles]

i was about to make a post like “how old am i? old enough to remember when restaurants had smoking and non smoking sections indoors” but then i looked it up and apparently theres still not a national ban on smoking indoors in public or even just in restaurants and that its handled on a state by state and city by city basis um what the fuck sdlcjxushzj

[muckkles]

if i went to a restaurant in 2019 and someone whipped out a cigarette at the table next to me id slaughter them where they sat

[boygirlish-deactivated20200602]

[unclefather]

[mattressblowoutsale]

(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

[sci-the-superb]

CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?

[dreamingofbabylon]

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

[socialmediapeasant]

Grilled cheese!!!!

[dreamingofbabylon]

HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE

[socialmediapeasant]

Tonight we dine like kings

[foointerrupted]

This is still my favorite post on this whole site

[valtsv]

friend: i’ll pick you up at 10

me at 10:0:01: i guess they’re not coming then

[valtsv]

actually it’s more like

[uchiha-pride]

A discovery:

Thank you for your time.

[lemonskittlesofficial]

got ‘em

[fishiest-fish]

Canada… I trusted you…

[grawly]

I’m looking at gameplay of the canceled version of Resident Evil 2 that got leaked a few years ago and I forgot that they were going to have product placement with Pepsi

this is really fucking funny to me idk why

[ostolero]

this is fucked up. somebody please desaturate the colors on the pepsi machine so it matches the surroundings

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

Saturate it more. Everyone needs to notice it.

[grawly]

you guys are killin me here

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

I dunno… I think if I were playing i’d notice the zombie more than the pepsi. Desaturate the zombie or remove them from the game completely. Just some advice from someone who took a class in marketing.

[grawly]

[netzwerkdurchsetzungsgesetz]

But now it looks like the person is running from the pepsi, and that’s not good for their brand

[grawly]

[m0gg3t-deactivated20231129]

The person is pointing a gun at the product Fix it

[grawly]

[grawly]

HOLY SHIT

[grawly]

in honor of the resident evil 2 remake coming out i think its time to dust off this post. just one last time.

[shittycryptids]

A snake that’s wide instead of long

[variouslystated]

Please don’t mind my real fast MS paint version of this.

[oriathians-archive-deactivated2]

those are his arms he wants a hug :(

[lilytad]

hug!!

[lr31o]

consider

[tankaramo]

touch starved lesbians praying for a girl to raw them:

[blah-blah-blah83]

This is applicable for straight chicks too… Just sayin.

[tankaramo]

it’s absolutely Not

[nephilem-of-the-woods]

Straight girls if your praying for a girl to raw you then buddy, I got some news for you

[chunkecheeks]

Honestly The Curse of the Colonel is one of my favorite Japanese urban legends…

Basically the Hanshin Tigers baseball team had a major victory in 1985 and fans went WILD and stood on a bridge chanting the player’s names, and every time they said a name a fan that resembled the player whose name was said would jump into the canal

BUT there was an american player on the team named Randy Bass and the crowd wanted to include someone who looked like him too, but there were no white people around so they snatched a Colonel Sanders statue and tossed it into the water as an effigy

after this the Hanshin Tigers won nothing for 18 years! The rumor began to circulate that throwing the statue into the canal had angered Colonel Sanders and he had cursed them and wouldn’t allow them to win until they retrieved the statue. Obviously many attempts were made to find it, but no one was successful.

In 2009 the uper body, lower body, and right hand of the statue were found when police thought it was a dead body, but the left hand and his glasses are missing and the Hanshin Tigers still have not won anything. It is said they will continue to lose until they find the last pieces. Here’s the colonel though!

[thecosmicjackalope]

Kentucky Fried Vengeance

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

I HATE STIM INSTAGRAM

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

ajshdbshdb

[softypyro]

[harmlesslyobsessed]

[sebyhale]

the ass clencher ghost nightmare i had a few nights ago

[cheaphalloweencostume]

how am i supposed to tell time on this piece of shit lmao your clocks BUSTED IDIOT

[jbt7493]

still points at the numbers doesn’t it? idiot.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

those are letters :-/ this clock is all fucked up hope whoever made this clock got fired.

[wongkarwives]

??

[cheaphalloweencostume]

dude doesn’t know how to paint clocks either that’s embarrassing

[beaniebabyoftheday]

someone: bear in mind…..

me:

[avantgardener]

the most tedious part of studying english literature is all of the feminist readings solely focused on discussions of women “gaining agency”……. how about for once we discuss the topic of women “going feral” or even “hogwild”

[lesbiankakyoin]

hey if the jjba blocklist really aims to “expose the bad seeds of the fandom” then why did they put every giomis blog in there but not that one kakyoin kin that claims to be a zoophile

[lesbiankakyoin]

@itishighnoon there’s been a callout post for this person in https://racistblues.tumblr.com/post/180276994010/kakoyoin, but they’re mysteriously gone from this “blocklist”, because apparently people who ship a 15- and a 18-year-old are more problematic than people who claimed to have had sex with their dog

(:

now @tenpuraroll stay safe yall