“Sit down! do not defy me!”
“Don’t worry, nobody’s going to get killed,”
“I can’t remember who’s alive and who isn’t,”
“I miss the Tsar!”
“Goodbye, my friend,”
“It would be simpler and cheaper if they just drove straight into the river,”
“Should we investigate?”
“Should you shut the fuck up before you get us both killed?”
“Each name you give me is one less bit of you I’ll cut off,”
“Grenade, funny, tomato, pocket, funny, horse, slippers, question mark,”
“Get my trousers!”
“Remain at your stations,”
“I think (he’s/she’s/they’re) saying get me a doctor now,”
“The room is only seventy-five per cent conscious!”
“Are you wearing pyjamas?”
“I said you’d be tested, now you’re being tested by a shouty man wearing pyjamas,”
“It’s just me here, kneeling in the piss, yeah?”
“Too much social climbing, I expect,”
“What the fuck are you talking about?”
“Fucking Abbot and Costello over there,”
“I can’t shut that gabbling idiot up,”
“How can you run and plot at the same time?”
“There are bears in there,”
“I want another opinion!”
“You’re not even a person, you’re a testicle, and you are mostly made of hair!”
“Don’t you ever, ever humiliate me again,”
“I call this meeting to order,”
“You’re being obstructionist,”
“I can assure you all that I am perfectly capable of doing two things at once,”
“You told me, last night, in the bathroom,”
“Would you stop with this?”
“I’m smiling, but I am very fucking furious,”
“You never kiss my hand anymore,”
“Did Coco Chanel take a shit on your head?”
“A vile crime has been perpetrated!”
“You will not take me down!”
“Hands up, or I’ll shoot you in the fucking face,”
“I’m going to enjoy peeling the skin from your self-satisfied face,”
“I want it to go on record that this was not my first course of action,”
“This is a travesty!”
“I judge you, I judge all of you!”
“You are accused of treason,”
“Everyone happy?”
“I will bury you in history, you hear me?”
“You smell like a rendered horse, you burning asshole,”
“This is how people get killed,”
“Can you ever trust a weak man?”
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