some idiot

skip class, live fast, smoke grass, die last. cybersecurity professional. xe/xir pronouns, please.

[hoarderofliterature]

hi all, this is my funny little blog for funny little things. anyone under 21, shoo, this blog is not for you.

i'm ned, local genderfluid bridge troll and connoisseur of memes. i go for long walks on the beach, write fic, and legally hack things for a living. i used to post social media safety tips on twitter, but you may find them here occasionally.

i post a lot about ships and about persona 5 in particular, so if either of those bother you, i recommend not being here. this blog is nsfw and proship friendly.

my ao3 is here, if you want to read my works. currently updating: as a chisel is to a wooden spoon, chapter 3/6.

my ask box is always open if you want to share your headcanons/brainworms/questions.

also: pumpkin masterpost

dOwOb

[ahmed0khalil]

While the world celebrates the new year with lights, joy, and warmth, we in Gaza are trapped in darkness and terror. No decorations, no festivities—only the deafening roar of planes and bombings shattering the silence of our nights.

In fragile tents and broken shelters, we fight to survive the biting cold and the devastation that surrounds us. The rain seeps through, the wind cuts deep, and yet, somehow, we cling to hope.

You are our last lifeline—don’t leave us to face this nightmare alone. Your kindness can be the light that breaks through this darkness and the warmth that saves us from despair.

Even a small donation—€5 or €10—could mean food for a child, warmth for a family, or a glimpse of safety in this endless fear.

Please, don’t turn away. Help us. Your support is the only thing standing between us and the abyss

Donate here to save my family and bring a glimmer of hope amidst this darkness

[junglejim4322]

Vetted #77 on @gazavetters spreadsheet

[ahmed0khalil]

Hey everyone, we’ve hit €17,918! So close to €18,000!

Please donate if you can, and if not, just reblog to spread the word. Every bit helps!

[ahmed0khalil]

We’ve reached €17,948 so far! Just a little more to hit €18,000—almost there!

If you can, please donate, and if not, sharing this post would mean the world. Every little bit counts!

[ahmed0khalil]

It's been 21 hours since this post was published. 804 have noticed it, but only 7 have donated. We need your support—donate now!

[ahmed0khalil]

Just 1 donation, only 3 hours ago

Please skip your coffee today and donate to my family. Your contribution, no matter how small, makes a big difference. Thank you for your support!

[ahmed0khalil]

€18,140 raised so far!

Just a little more to hit €18,500—almost there! Every donation counts!

[ahmed0khalil]

It’s been 5+ hours, no donations. Even a little help means a lot!

[ahmed0khalil]

It’s been 7 hours, no donations. Even a little help means a lot!

[ahmed0khalil]

The last donation was made over 3 hours ago, and we’re so close to hitting our goal of €18,500!

Every little bit counts and gets us one step closer to making this happen

[ahmed0khalil]

Only €170 left to hit our goal of €18,500!

We’re so close, but we still need your help to get there

Every bit counts, no matter how small. Let’s make it happen together!

[ahmed0khalil]

Thanks a lot to everyone who donated and had my back. Your support means the world. We still need your help, even if it’s just a little—every bit counts!

[valtsv]

one of the most frustrating ways i've found you can be misunderstood is when people think you're horny about the things you're just weirdly fascinated by and weirdly fascinated by the things you're horny about

[valtsv]

"omg is this like a fetish for you or something 😅🤣" NOT EVERYTHING IS A FETISH!!! "you have such interesting hobbies" no uh . that one is a fetish actually.

[xxmigrainequeenxx]

Metaverse fits (fem akeshu)

[o0kawaii0o]

Kiss kiss manifesting an announcement of season 2!

[outoftofu404]

Realizations

[vixibombae]

best moments in gaming journalism

journalist gets real yakuza members to play yakuza 3 and asks for their opinions on its authenticity

that’s it

[vixibombae]

highlights:

“What’s with all the fucking gaijin in this area?” “Dude, don’t say that, use gaikokujin, it’s nicer.” “Oh, shit, right. What’s with all the fucking gaikokujin in this area?”

“The breaded pork cutlet bento box is like mega power. More than ramen. That’s accurate.”

all of them start dragging kiryu for his shitty cheap shirt for five minutes

“Shooting people sends a message.” “So does shooting anything.”

(after being told that massage parlors, mahjong, and hostess clubs were cut from the US version) “I feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.”

[tramampoline]

S: I don’t know any ex-yakuza running orphanages. K: There was one a few years ago. A good guy. M: You sure it wasn’t just a tax shelter? K: Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.

[enemy-stand]

“Author’s note: A heated discussion takes place as to whether the game is stereotyping the yakuza, which is resolved when Midoriyama, a now-retired former mid-level faction boss, points out that the stereotypes about the yakuza are more or less correct, with the exception of their alleged prowess in martial arts.“

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

i’ve seen these quotes a hundred times but never the full article — 200k notes and i’ve never seen someone mention the guy saying “they should let kiryu smoke meth”

[shweshisketch]

heh. no pressure esp if u dont really care about persona butttt seeing akechi in ur art style would be really cool :)

I am a bit of a persona enjoyer! Actually finished p3r last week. Akechi is an entertaining little freak

[thetrippytrip]

The man-free sanctuary will offer up a range of typical beauty services such as hair, waxing, facials and manicures and pedicures, while providing unique services like henna and halal nails and eyebrow shaping.

“We want women to be able to come in and feel completely relaxed,” ~ Quhshi said.

Quhshi also noted that while Le’Jemalik was created with Muslims in mind, “women of all faiths, races, and ethnicities” are welcome.

[choochofcolor]

This store is in Brooklyn, please support if you can; this is such a huge need for us muslim women.

[talkingheadsfan]

my white ass is not immune to the nostalgia of viva la vida by coldplay

[talkingheadsfan]

me when viva la vida comes on

[qpneuma]

isn't he the cutest 🫶

[thewiglesswonder]

[squashfolded]

[0rki3]

[oonajaeadira]

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[fiddlepickdouglas]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[clearskjes]

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

good work everyone

[autistic-michael-queerler]

[queermarzipan]

[zandraart]

hazy

[hoarderofliterature]

Carving pumpkin faces

I post my pumpkin carvings on Twitter (ultimatenerdvpn) every year, so I thought I'd recap here on Tumblr.

I've done a couple fun ones over the years, like Connor and Sumo from Detroit: Become Human, the DechartGames logo, and a calling card from Persona 5. Each carving usually takes me anywhere from a few hours to a full day.

So last year I decided to up the ante and carve one of my favorite Twitch streamers, twitch.tv/Above, who's a god gamer at Destiny 2.

This year, I'll be most likely carving the face of twitch.tv/BobbyBurm.

I'll update this post when I finish that, but if you want to watch me carve it live, as I have for a few years, you can follow me over on my own Twitch channel, TheUltimateNerdVPN, to see when I go live.

It'll usually be on Halloween, the day before, or during the week leading up to it. I've already got the pumpkin ready, too. And it's a big boy.

If you'd like to watch me carve this year's pumpkin or want to know how to carve your own realistic pumpkin, feel free to swing by my channel or drop an ask in my message box!

Happy Halloween!

[hoarderofliterature]

this year's addition :)

[hoarderofliterature]

2024!

[babyanimalgifs]

This is so wholesome

[anx1ous-op0ssum]

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

[callmebliss]

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children. 

[strangeracrossthestreet]

CAT DAD IS BACK

[jackslenderman]

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

[aquilacalvitium]

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

[midgardian-april]

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. 

[trishmishtree]

update:

[lemonsharks]

I love that he kept …. All of them.

[petermorwood]

I’ve reblogged the earlier part of this thread before, and the new stuff makes it even better.

This is the Tumblr equivalent of a warm hug on a cold day.

[teashoesandhair]

You’re welcome.

[askfordoodles]

I remember this thread, but I never saw the grown-up pics ❤

[theminingengineer]

@every-n-anything

[karmic-punishment-deactivated20]

[fierceawakening]

All hail Catdad

[daisy-rivers]

I saw Catdad for the first time today, and my day instantly became exponentially better.

[pretty-frown-deactivated2026011]

I’M CRYING!?

[instant-karma-official]

CATDAD HAS REVIVED MY WILL TO LIVE

[lilith-hargreeves-official]

I live for cat dad-

[rip-paramour]

Cat dad has saved us all

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[inferno-sytem]

CAT DAD!!

[thekristen999]

I had not seen the updates. I am so happy that the Cat Gods smiled upon this person and their new family :)

[lmaodies]

He’s got more recent pictures (and is also an INCREDIBLE artist), but this is the fam circa May 2020 :>

[the-stage-manager-deactivated20]

It’s been over a year? Where is cat dad? Where is he?

[knitmeapony]

Fear not, CatDad is still happily with us:

[petermorwood]

Cat Dad 2022 pic.

[dduane]

It’s been far too long since I saw these guys. “Heartwarming” doesn’t begin to touch it. :)

[cat-heritage-posts]

CAT HERITAGE POST

[kedreeva]

I went to see if I could find a 2024 update since the last one is 2022, and I am afraid I have to be the bearer of a little bit of bad news

Pancake fell ill in mid November of 2023, with a heart murmur and potential water in his lungs and heart. Testing found a blood clot that progressed over the next two weeks, until Catdad made the decision to end his suffering, since there was no way left to save him.

RIP Pancake, your memory is most definitely a blessing to all who knew of you.

[mariacallous]

[usa2024election]

All you "I won't vote for Kamala because of Gaza" people: HEADS UP!

You've got a wannabe dictator speaking to another wannabe dictator every fucking day to PREVENT A CEASEFIRE versus a candidate calling for a ceasefire.

Vote accordingly or I swear to gods you'll wake up one day and look back wishing you could change that one little decision.

[iamnmbr3]

It's been reported multiple times that Trump is out there encouraging Netanyahu to keep up the bombing while Harris and Biden are working to end it and yet some people dare to say they aren't going to try to get Harris elected and act like that won't directly result in more deaths and violence in this conflict. Shame on you.

Palestinians are literally out there right now saying Trump winning - which is what will happen if everyone doesn't get out there and vote for Harris - would be a worst case scenario for them (x). Don't you dare appropriate their struggle to try to justify your failure to do everything in your power to stop the Fascist GOP from getting into office.

Vote Blue all the way down the ballot. Lives are on the line. And if the GOP gets in you may not get a chance to vote again.

[tolkienillustrations]

‘Trump would be the worst’: Palestinians react to US presidential race

As Biden exits, Palestinians fear a Trump presidency and voice scepticism and hope that next US leader can stop the war.

[sadpearonmars]

Every person I've seen on tumblr actively saying voting for Harris would be bad likes to reference Gaza. They are all either a) fucking idiots or b) disinformation campaigners. (Or c) deranged leopards wouldn't eat MY face people)

Acting like the culture of the American right and its obsession with Israel as an End Times prophecy doesn't drive American policy far more than the President is foolishness that comes from lack of education and information. Acting like Trump would better than Harris is just straight up idiocy.

Fuck anyone who tells you not to vote, especially in a "lesser of two evils" situation.

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]