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So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked

i didn’t know this til i looked up the video on youtube, but this dude is a super cool and accomplished musician! his name is Rushad Eggleston–wikipedia describes him as “an innovative musician who has changed the way the cello is played,“ but according to his personal website he’s a “cello goblin & otherworldly jester currently touring earth”

dangerously-human

This is a man who knows what he’s about.

ripe

rastawhiteshepherd on ig

lilforestfellow

i do not have a brain. where my brain is meant to be there is a small pond filled with tadpoles and water lilies

colinarmistead

the fern cat siblings are on their way home

afeelgoodblog

grosezero

annedebretagneduchesseensabots

Tea for One

Photo by Maria Apal'kova

dutchster

i’m body positive. i just got the results and it confirms i have a body

dutchster

it’s kind of a disappointment to be honest, i was really hoping to be a ghost

naiadofthefae

Hey all, just a tip because I haven’t seen it anywhere yet.

Here in the PNW we got lots of slimy friends aka snails, frogs, toads, newts, salamanders etc. And these guys have very sensitive skin that’s gotta stay moist. So if you wanna pick up a friend,

please pleaSE PLEASE

coat your hand or finders* in dirt first.

This helps you because most of the time salamanders and newts have a toxic or poisonous mucus on them

it overall helps all of the guys listed above because then they aren’t touching your salty skin oils which really burn them!

Moral of the story is get dirty so you don’t hurt my friends

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*finders = fingers

lovely-cryptids

I think a great thing about this blog is that its really just a collection of people who wish they were frogs

origamicrow

or crows

fuckingfreezerpops

Alligator skull 😍

hob-nob-goblin

a friend! lookit. the s.mile!

#saving for later #cause i wanna make one out of clay

plounce

friendboard

lanadelreyquasa

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

kaibas-paragraphical-mind

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

who-the-f-ck

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

shitsuren-chama

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

elvenrainbow

bogleech

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

revereche-deactivated20140508

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

perpetualcombustioninstruct-blog

That’s great but have you considered

~cosplay

~Halloween costumes

~acting

~cosplay

~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces

~cosplay

~COSPLAY

solsolecito

imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry”

brightlotusmoon

“BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”

“Don’t antagonize the fae.”

“I AM the fae, Susan.”

aqueerkettleofish

Also, consider— people will know it’s you, but it doesn’t say they’ll know what you are. “So is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?” “We.. we don’t know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they weren’t the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didn’t want to talk about it.”