(un)holy Lazarus

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[dajo42]

it’s been ten years

[geniusoflove]

its been 12 years

[shivshivshivvyyy]

13 years

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

14 years

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

15 years

[dammmithardison]

16 years

[fruitsfag]

17 years

[airinyourtires]

loss is an adult today. happy birthday loss.

[motherfuckingshakespeare]

A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE. 

[porterr-robinson]

[vladthelordofdoomandpancakes]

Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*

[davidxn]

I can’t get over the sheer poetry of how the car falls apart - the perfect chain reaction escalating as it travels round.

[formulatrash]

This is the single funniest video on the Internet

[edgebug]

"I'm anti-kink" .. what? like... all of them?

[edgebug]

I HATE it when girls think other girls wearing sock garters is sexy. if you have a foot fetish DIE. calling your bf a good+special boy in the bedroom is WRONG. <- this is how you sound

[edgebug]

no but seriously antikink ppl are sooo weird. "abuse can take place during kink activity therefore I'm against kink". boy howdy do I have news for you about how abuse can take place during absolutely any activity at all!

[edgebug]

yeah i agree it's seriously degrading aand bad when someone is like "please please let me hold your dick while yuo pee" or even "i want to be peed on in the shower by someone i trust"

oh and those extreme freaks who like puppy play are also sooo bad. yeagh its so yucky badwrong weird when FREAKS and DEGENS like to dress up. god imagine if one person pretended to be a dogy and the other person gave them b//elly r//ubs or fed them little sn*cks or even... god.. maybe even like, pretended to be mad at them for fun sometimes?? and a LEASH??? i bet some of those weirdos even wear collars... like a real dog.. im absolutely violently shaking in my god damn boots imagining how inherently abusive it is. to play pretend in a safe and sexy and maybe even cathartic way with someone i love

[vampirecatprince]

Just because someone plays horny make believe in a way you do not personally approve if, that does not make it morally incorrect.

And, abuse can happen everywhere, incidentally. I've endured more abuse in school and in the workplace than I ever have being in kink communities.

[fuck-customers]

‘Everyone is Replaceable’: Death Rattles Oregon Amazon Facility

A worker died at Amazon’s Troutdale warehouse last week. Employees were told to look away.

[fuck-customers]

[ijustwannawritepls]

Underused Microexpressions for Attraction

We’ve done lip biting to death... Let’s evolve.

• Eyes flicking to someone’s mouth mid-sentence • Forgetting what they were about to say • Leaning in unconsciously • Mirroring posture without realizing • Smiling at something that wasn’t that funny • Adjusting hair or clothes when the other person enters • Noticing and remembering details no one else bothers to • A pause before pulling their hand away • Shoulders softening • Looking away first and then back again • Swallowing before speaking • Voice lowering slightly • Turning their body fully toward the other person • A delayed reaction to a touch

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[wolfertinger666]

Melancholy of her son

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

[apisashla]

reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on

[alpine-insurrection]

this is literally like one of the most justified and honorable hills you could die on??? lol??

[harostar]

[lilithtransrights]

Quick someone reply with the gif™️

[burnt-to-cynders]

[lilithtransrights]

[momusu-saval-deactivated2024010]

Always reblog this if you are cool

[friend-crow]

BLM has published a plan to maximize logging in Oregon forests, including old growth forests, without due regard to wildlife (including endangered species) and waterways. They're claiming it will help prevent forest fires, though that seems to be contrary to current science, including that published by the forest service (you can find a list of sources here). This is in response to Trump's executive orders 14223, Addressing the Threat to National Security From Imports of Timber, Lumber, and Their Derivative Products and 14225, Immediate Expansion of American Timber Production.

We have 30 days to submit comments if we want to prevent this. This article has suggestions for what you can say, and how:

BLM Announces Plan to Fell Oregon's Last Great Forests

One billion board feet per year... 30 days to make your voice heard.

You can read more about it here:

Trump Admin Announces Old-Growth Clearcutting Plan for Western Oregon - Oregon Wild

Conservationists say proposal to “maximize” logging across nearly 2 million acres of Western Oregon BLM lands would devastate fish, wildlife

If you live in Oregon and you love our forests, please submit a comment before March 23rd.

If you don't live here, it would be super helpful if you could reblog to spread the word.

[ex-riddlecats]

when mutual tell me two fictional men i dont know had gay sex

[gumi-megpoidd]

when mutual tell me two fictional women i dont know had gay sex

[faggotfungus]

Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses

"The legislature did not include a grace period."

[accidental-memory]

Overnight it will become illegal for trans people in Kansas to drive their cars. They can be arrested and, if convicted, face upwards of 6 months in prison with a $1000 fine. While in prison, as this is Kansas, they will be jailed according to their gender at birth. If they try to flee the state without surrendering their license, they cannot get a new one in a different state until they surrender their old one because the licenses are part of a national registry. And this is part of the bathroom bounty bill, which allows people to sue anyone they think is in the wrong bathroom.

[questions-about-blorbos]

???? Are you proship??

I am a normal person who understands thought crimes are not real, fiction is not reality, and people can read/write/enjoy whatever they want as long as it’s fiction and no one in real life is harmed. I don’t have to like it, because I know how to mute, block and scroll past what I don’t want to see. Overall I think labels are childish, but by definition I am proship and profic. I am also against censorship.

And if you (general you) shame or harass real people over fiction, you’re a bully and this blog is not a safe place for you.

[sncrlynwtms]

fandom etiquette as a whole died when people who didn’t grow up on fandoms became stans during lockdown, yes, but why am i seeing people openly mocking fics on twitter. why am i seeing screenshots of fics with captions like “bro what is this 😭.” why am i seeing people mock fic writers for not knowing how sports or theater or college or any other organization operates in the real world.

“college is absolutely nothing like this” “why are we writing four people on the team scoring a hat trick in one game” “so tech work is nothing like this, hope that helps!”

if you don’t like a fic, and if you can’t suspend your belief enough to enjoy a fic that exaggerates or ignores real-world orgs, you don’t have to read it. you don’t have to screenshot it and put it on blast for twitter. you don’t have to post a link to it in the replies. the back button is literally there on your phone. it’s not giving baby’s first fandom anymore, it’s giving entitled asshole and it isn’t as cute as you think it is.

[losergoose]

get to know your mutuals

Thank you so much for tagging me (sorry for the late answer) @arsenic-lobster

What is the origin of your blog name?

I had a different username but because it could lead to others finding my other accounts I changed it to my current one, losergoose, because I am a loser and I have raised many geese over the years. Currently have 16.

What's your "I will always order this" food?

It might sound childish but your standard takeout where I live: French fries with gravy, pork fillet with cheese on top and two kinds of salad (either cucumber tomato or radish/carrot/sauerkraut)

What's your overused emoji?

Definitely 🩷💀😭😔

What's your current comfort show/movie/book?

Comfort movie is definitely Howl’s Moving Castle (do plan on reading the book)

Comfort book I guess it would be either Persuasion or Pride & Prejudice, although lately my comfort reads are specific fanfics from the JA fandom

Song you've had on repeat this week?

Lately I haven’t been listening to much music at all because I’ve been trying to build better sleep habits (no luck yet, still falling asleep around 2 am) but I guess you can always find me listening to some 80s or 2000s jams

What's the last thing you hyperfixated on?

Lately I’ve been busy spamming my friends with some of my Original Character lores (I have two big ones: a toxic butch4butch noir drama set in late 1930s and a transmigration story set in late Pseudo-Victorian era)

What's an oddly specific thing that brings you joy?

The moment you’re done with crocheting a doily. Incredible feeling!

What smell instantly makes you happy?

The smell of a specific brand of milk chocolate I’ve been fond of since childhood.

What's something you loved as a kid that you secretly love now?

Piling up firewood in a wall for winter. However I prefer to do it alone with radio blasting.

What's your phone wallpaper right now?

Aromantic pride flag

Are you a morning person, night owl, or something else entirely?

At this point team a full night’s rest (a bit more inclined towards being a night owl)

Lastly, if you work, what is your work profession? And do you like it

I’m still unemployed but I might as well be the housekeeper

Tagging: @imtired0fthisgrandpa @holylazarus @megglesthegeek @the-sun-is-often-out @aluxialookingatyou

[holylazarus]

Get to know your mutuals

Thank you so much for tagging me babes @losergoose 🫶

What is the origin of your blog name?

My surname is based on the name Lazarus and then I added the not holy part just to be edgy and kept it. My art blog is Tired Lazarus just because well I'm always low energy and sleepy.

What's your "I will always order this" food?

Big fan of different pastas and dumplings, so I'll almost always get them. Pizza also!!

What's your overused emoji?

🥺 or 🥹 and then 😔🫡👁️👁️

What's your current comfort show/movie/book?

Is anyone going to be suprised if I say it's Phantom of the Opera. Is anyone going to be. But yes.

Also not a show but Dispatch really brings mr joy rn

Song you've had on repeat this week?

I didn't have english songs on a consistent repeat this week so you will have to listen to this one 👇 I actually need to find a new song to obsess over 😔

What's the last thing you hyperfixated on?

Dispatch as I said, also Cookie run kingdom and Ghost

And shout out to our OCs 🫶

What's an oddly specific thing that brings you joy?

The days are getting longer :3 I like light

What smell instantly makes you happy?

Cherries, I like cherry flavoured things

What's something you loved as a kid that you secretly love now?

Collecting some garbage honestly. I have a whole trunk of just straight up rocks

What's your phone wallpaper right now?

Ineffable bureaucracy fanart

Are you a morning person, night owl, or something else entirely?

Night owl definitely, I wish I could wake up at like 13 pm and go to bed at 4 am

Lastly, if you work, what is your work profession? And do you like it

I am an english teacher and I absolutely hate it, but I need to end the year for my university

[feminismandmedia]

[image description: a tweet by user @indigenousAI saying

"fun fact: as a DV survivor i cannot register to vote because doing so makes my address public. anyone who is fleeing or hiding from an abuser is automatically disenfranchised from the political process and this is a feature, not a bug"]

[taehyungsgrowl]

I don’t know of the original poster might not be aware

but!

if you’ve been a victim of domestic violence, sexual assault, or stalking, you can enroll into the address confidentiality program (free of cost!) and be registered to vote as an absentee voter and your name and address will not be made available for the public

it is super easy to get enrolled - the application takes like 5 minutes, but it has to be with someone who is certified to do it (most likely an advocate! try going to a family justice center in your area or calling the Attorney Generals office in your area!!!!)

ALSO : 

you don’t need to have any police reports or have a protection order to qualify!!! you just have to sign stating that you’ve been a victim of one of the aforementioned crimes.

[orgy-of-nerdiness]

Links to the info for every state in the Wikipedia article:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Address_confidentiality_program

Address confidentiality program - Wikipedia

[debthedemi]

Reposting as Primaries and General Voting are coming up.

[rop3bunn7]

this also works for legal name changes, theres a waver.