Snap Out of It

//Ashleigh. 21.// //ESFP////Lexington//UK Arts Admin// //kinda queer//she/her/hers// //wannabe youtuber// //artsy dork,disney trash, and firm believer in eighties cult classics//Got any questions? Just ask

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so there’s this awesome post here that suggests a live action kim possible movie with zendaya, tom holland, and jacob batalon like so…

and i was like daaaamn but then it go me thinking about everyon else especially our good ol favourite lesbian shego… which i concluded should be portrayed by kehlani and then her and zendaya can be super gay together

now if we have shego we’ll need drakken too so I’m thinking michael mando who plays vic the dick on orphan black and if you’ve never seen orphan black then clearly you’re not a lesbian and I can’t help you with that

now for kim’s parents dr. james t. possible and dr. ann possible i was thinking gay icon john mulaney and gugu mbatha-raw who plays bisexual kelly in san junipero and yes her parents are like 35 but you’re just going to have to deal with it

letitia wright as monique

bonnie will be lesbian jesus hayley kiyoko and her crew will be the other cheerleaders

and lastly rufus will be played by gina linetti’s shirt

[thedaniverse]

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

[thedaniverse]

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

[chuckyzoopa]

It’s an awesome idea tho

[siderealsandman]

Wedding Rings: Tired, ordinary, no practical use Wedding Knives: Stylish, fashionable, useful in everyday life

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Ok but iirc the Rus (early medieval russians) did exactly this

[oldaccountlmao]

@strauberryfieldsforever

[stillglowinstillcrowin-deactiva]

Can you imagine how fuckong nuts straight people would go if they had the ability to hear ABBA’s dancing queen the way gay people do

[vaelkyrie]

just saw the words “did rasputin do something problematic, i thought he was just russias greatest love machine” and that is just an incredible, incredible sentence. i want you to imagine explaining that to an early 20th century russian citizen. just fantastic.

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[sasstronauuut-deactivated201906]

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

[littlekawaiiusagi]

Lol doubt it

[person3737-blog]

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

[starbaby96]

What the hell, I’ll try it

[thepanicatthediscoaddict]

I GOT A DOOT DOOT

[from-under-the-lilacs]

I wants a doot doot

[weird-emo-human-deactivated2018]

hoooowwww does this work??!

[awesomeskinnythighs-deactivated]

This is a lieeeee

[alltimesleepingveils-blog1]

I want a doot doot

[anaxxalex]

Give me a doot doot

[howellerino]

doot doot me up daddy

[beyondfangirl-deactivated201808]

see if its works…..

[noya-sunflower]

…..

[transpeter-deactivated20180411]

@ taika waititi pls make a live-action “avatar: the last airbender” film,, only you can heal the wounds that m. night shyamalan left i know you can pls taika hear my call i beg you

[untimely-yushi]

Taika will only do it if he can be the cabbage vendor

[ishipitlikeups]

For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.

[shagurlwho]

That’s not a joke that’s a gift

[short--insomniacs]

on my bus ride home (i’m going home for passover) there was a lil old orthodox jewish man and his DOG had a kippah and tallis!!! so i asked where he got kippot for dogs, and he was like “i ordered it online!! it’s her 13th birthday so we’re throwing her a Bark Mitzvah!!!”

[yekkes]

:’))))

Valid

[prokopetz]

We give Japanese cartoons a hard time for recycling the same episode premises in every show, but if you think about it, not only do North American cartoons do the same thing, our stock episode premises are weird as hell.

Like:

Japanese cartoons have beach episodes.

American cartoons have that episode where the protagonist accidentally creates a whole bunch of duplicates of himself, all of whom later die horribly, with the last one standing giving the protagonist some valuable bit of life advice just before expiring.

Japanese cartoons have tournament episodes.

American cartoons have that episode where the focus character misuses time travel and accidentally erases herself, then goes on a tour of a world where she never existed and discovers that everything is terrible, because apparently her presence was literally the only thing holding back the Apocalypse.

[ifyoucanreadmymindthenimsorry]

Some Japanese cartoons have that episode where they parody Alice in Wonderland

American cartoons have that incredibly weird trope where something inside of them that shouldn’t be there, so their friends shrink down and go into their body to get it out and inevitably get attacked by the immune system

[brightereyes]

happy easter

[angelicbreadroll]

these posts are the shit thats gonna get yáll free passes to hell.

[mudfacejas]

yáll

[melbrooks]

[nunyabizni]

I just died, this killed me

[lucifermorningnova-deactivated2]

I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this

[tour-of-torterra]

My english teacher played the whole song in class once. I think he was trying to describe postmodernism. 

[viciousboobielicious]

Just remember that Mark Hamil showed this to Carrie Fisher and they both couldn’t stop laughing. Its Luke and Leia Approved

[holymusicalashleigh]

@strauberryfieldsforever

[gahdamnpunk]

I SEE NO LIES

[alexander]

big mood rn

[tastefullyoffensive]

[thechanelmuse]

Hazel Scott playing two pianos at the same damn time with ease

[erinbowbooks]

Hazel Scott was a musical sorcerer and a civil rights hero.   She:

 was admitted to Julliard at 8.  

was performing in top venues by 16.  

pioneered “swinging the classics” and made the equivalent of a million dollars a year doing it.  

was the first person of color to have their own national TV show.  

went to Hollywood but refused to be cast as a “singing maid.”  Demanded and got control over her casting, her wardrobe, and how footage featuring her was cut.  

refused to perform in segregated venues and led charges for integration in several northern cities, notably Spokane.  

She was brought down by the House Committee on Unamerican Activities, and has been largely forgotten.  But she was a sorcerer, and a hero.  

[domduongart]

@theladyragnell

[violent-darts]

Let’s un-forget her.

[darkleatherjacket]

Wonder Woman made women everywhere feel so strong so brave so powerful. 

Coco made latinx/mexican people feel the elation of their visually stunning arts being shown, feel extra proud of their traditions, feel cherished

Black Panther made black people from every culture every continent feel such pride such happiness such warmth.

Love, Simon has made lgbt+ people from the youngest to the old feel understood feel overjoyed feel magic.

It’s more than just a movie.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’m convinced that some girls with ponytails move their heads a little more enthusiastically because they like how their ponytails swing around.

[l1ng3l1n]

we do.