[taragrimface]

higher brain functions: do not fuckening play skyrim again you know theres nothing to do and the gameplay is abysmal

reptile brain: dovakiin dovakion naal ok zin los wahriin

[ivebeensuicidalforalongtimesorr]

“i have depression and anxiety and can’t take care of my pet/train it properly so its ableist for you to say i shouldn’t have one uwu”

literally not being able to take care of your pets adequately is neglect, which is a form of animal abuse you fucking idiots. its not ableist to say that if you can’t take proper care of your pets, you shouldn’t have one. simple as that.

[30-minute-memes]

Komodo momma

[pleasantgoose]

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

[gmg169]

[beesforpresident]

[prideprejudce]

tbh the best way that i explain to other people what it feels like to live with an anxiety disorder is the one time when i had to get a fingerprint and background check done for a job and i, someone who has never received so much as a speeding ticket my whole life, spent thirty minutes panicking that i would fail because i might secretly be a criminal and have no idea 

[prideprejudce]

[prideprejudce]

[crispycourier]

The art of Mark Maggiori

Oil

[justnoodlefishthings]

The man had one aesthetic and by god did he make it work

[astrodidact]

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[slangwang]

this post is transcendent

[aurora-gleam]

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

[bransonreese]

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

[the-sapphic-raven]

wheres that post about how people feeling the need to be smarter than you makes them blind to you fucking with them

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe dogs like to fetch sticks because our ancestors threw spears to hunt wild animals so they made dogs go fetch them for faster reload.

[groupthinker]

this post was SO close to not being about bideo game

[the-darkest-of-souls]

Gonna point out reloading something is in fact a real concept that exists outside of video games

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

actually when I was in 8th grade and obsessed with twilight my master plan as a twilight vampire was to sit around in famous shipwrecks like the super deep ones where they can only send robots with cameras from their submarines and when they sent one down i’d be sitting there, pretending to drink out of an old tea cup you know for the drama of it all and the guys in the submarine would know what they saw and that it was real footage but who else would believe them? no one important.

but it didn’t stop there. at the next party they threw to celebrate one of their latest finds, some museum-y banquet idk I was 13, I was going to show up. I was going to show up and make eye contact with them one at a time from across the room and they were going to lose their goddamn minds and then before the volturi could catch wind i was gonna be back in the ocean. how could they find me?

the drama. the theatrics. i can’t believe i didn’t realize i was gay right then but that’s another story, also involving vampires,

[wuackamole]

hate to burst your fantasy, but

1) vampires don’t show up in film

2) vampires can’t cross moving water much less sit at the bottom of the ocean

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

you’ve got me a in a difficult position here because on the one hand, this post is specifically about vampire lore in Twilight, so you’re wrong, but on the other hand, saying “you clearly didn’t read twilight” doesn’t exactly make you look like the bad guy here

[theevilanonblog]

You wanna get killed by the Vulturi? This how how you get killed by the Vulturi.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

what’s the guy in the volturi who tracks other vampires gonna say when they’re looking for me???? “yeah I have visual on her….she’s…underwater. really deep there aren’t even any fish around her. yep, she’s definitely somewhere in the ocean.”

like cool get started see ya never

[clowncrime-deactivated20201102]

[slightmood]

my dog after I “struggle” to win tug of war and let go of the stuffed animal

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[nico-robin-official]

okay, I know this won’t change things bc I bring it up every time and no one ever seems to take notice, but a defense being “legally valid” does NOT mean that it will get you out of punishment. It simply means you CAN argue that. You CAN argue that aliens used mind control to make you murder someone, because there’s no law specifically barring that argument, but it doesn’t mean that claiming that will get you declared innocent. From what I can tell, the majority of cases wherein the defense tried to argue “trans panic”, the defendant still ended up in jail! So to all of the people in the notes on this saying that this means “it’s legal to murder trans people in 48 states”, no it doesn’t! It doesn’t mean that at all!