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[suicideisthesolution]

I don't know how many times I survived myself without telling anyone.

-V. J.

[gogomrbrown]

Lovely.

[terror-foster]

What a punch

[snowie-skyes]

This is assault and illegal. He may spew nothing but bile but his right to free speech must be protected

[socialistexan]

Ain’t nobody throwing him in prison, so his freedom of speech isn’t being violated.

Also, learn what speech is exempt from it, like, for instance, fighting words. Words that by their very utterance inflict injury, and speech that incites an immediate breach of the peace, kind of like, yknow, saying you want to exterminate all of their kind of people. Basically, talk shit get hit is 100% protected.

I swear people that yell about Freeze Peach have no idea what it means. If you provoke someone and then they act on that provication, then it’s on you, not them.

[catholicorprotestant]

Freedom of speech just means the government can’t tell you what to say. 

[simonsays-no]

[rodrickheffeley]

This is the only valid tik tok.

[naenaenoodle]

[lotus-of-light]

Bro….

[best-of-memes]

[gingko-ghost]

Alphonse teaches independence and stranger danger

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[theestrawhat]

[autisticm0b-deactivated20200910]

i was trying to compress this gif to make it a discord emoji but. this happened

[grindbeef]

dance fucker dance

[crtter]

Intentional misspellings and unusual handling of words is one of my favorite “minor” memes tbh I love it so much. Here are some of my all time favorites:

▪ Replacing “ck” with “cc” (ie. succ, thicc)

▪ Replacing “t” with “d” and vice-versa (ie. gotdamn,shid,blocket)

▪ Just… every kind of weird variation you can do with the word “fuck” (ie. fuckening, fucky)

▪ Weird jumbling of curse words that somewhat resemble something coherent (ie. mother fuck of a shit, shut the hell your mouth)

▪ Replacing a vowel in a word with another (ie. borger)

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

why have you analysed this

[crtter]

I don’t really remember the exact mindset I was in when I wrote this but it was probably something like “ohhhmmff english lamguage cool”

[ionchy]

sometimes you gotta remove the vowel, so that it becomes

blockt

[bvbblebeam]

i’m also a fan of censoring w*rds unnecessarily.

[hypotheticalwoman]

I’m a fan of natural declensions of nonsense words - yeet, yote, yeeted, yotening, yoted etc.

[blackx-cellence]

​it was nearly 100 degrees outside today in Florida and this old white lady was standing alone on the corner holding this sign.

[coolbreathofashes-deactivated20]

Bless her old soul, that is love.

[the-bookshop]

[scary-stories]

In the mound.

For years, we had listened to my grandfather. Do not go near the mound. Put milk and bread out every night. Wear the bits of iron around our necks. Safety. That’s what he said it was all for. And of course, we believed him.

When I was ten, my cousin visited. He was from the city, and he laughed when we put out the milk and bread. So we did it for him, in his name. Grandpa would have been proud. We hid iron in my cousins shoes, with a sprig of holly from by the front porch under the left sole so he could never lose his way coming home. We tried so hard.

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[duke317]

I just found out my parents had me on a leash as a kid...

…is that why I’m such a furry?? Cause I was treated like a fucking dog??? …..I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!

[wuffinstuff]

[unfaggy]

[lubricates]

when u try ur best but u don’t succeed

[truestorymayne-deactivated20240]

When you get what you want but not what you need

[lubricates]

when u feel so tired, but u can’t sleep

[deathbyfur]

Stuck in reeveeeeeeeeeeerrsee.

[lubricates]

and the tears come streaming down your face

[avatar-kermit]

‘Cause you lose something you can’t replace 

[sketma]

When you love someone but it goes to waste

[catherine-elizabeth]

Could it be worse? 

[spytap]

Lights will guide you home

[cowabummr]

And ignite your bones

[dontyoumeansadadult]

And I will try to fix you.

[kitty]

snug like a bug in a rug

[kingofbeartraps]

All cats is the same

[nube-1-deactivated20210117]

[northofcorpis]

That fuckin smile at the end

[bettsplendens]

To the worried person in the comments: 

No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep. 

[sindri42]

Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.

However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.

Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

[ubercharge]

this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me 

[weirdlandtv]

‪The original Hollywood sign. Originally meant to be up for about a year to advertize new real estate, the sign became iconic with the rise of American cinema in the 1920s. The “land” part was removed in 1949.‬

‪In 1932, actress Peg Entwistle jumped to her death from the letter H.‬

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that Pad Thai, the national dish of Thailand, is actually not a traditional dish, but was invented, standardized and promoted by the Thai government, and imposed upon the people, as part of a broad cultural effort to establish a sense of national identity (x)