horns on maine

[superpunch2]

[have--not-deactivated20160117]

i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought me to an article explaining the story behind this photo, and shes not crying, shes hungover. her and her husband went to a football game on their wedding day, and got extremely drunk and partied all night. they took the subway home because they couldn’t drive. so no, its not a sad heartbreaking story, its a crazy joyful one. which in my opinion makes the picture even more amazing.

[cardcaptorr]

CAN PEOPLE PLEASE REBLOG THE PIC WITH THIS CAPTION^ AND NOT THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS SAD AND ARE LIKE “POOR GIRL GOD BLESS”

[jijidraws]

Fairies 🧚‍♂️💚💜✨ // done for patreon

[hornsonmaine]

not to be a lesbian but holy shit jwbpirjfijbwefhbihgbejbkg

[depsidase]

[asingularcanadian]

RAISIN POWERED FUCK MACHINE

[starrypawz]

LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN

[hornsonmaine]

SKIN AS COOL AS STEVE MCQUEEN

[magnetothemagnificent]

X Men alternate universe where mutants are semi-normalized in society in that they're treated like how autistic people are.

There's "Mutant Moms" whose entire personality is talking about how much they suffer having a mutant child and how they feel like they can't love them anymore and oh my how horrible it is to parent such a freak. There's a Mutant Awareness march where a bunch of non-mutants march to spread awareness of how devastating the X Gene is. There's Mutant Speaks which is a mutant hate organization that disguises itself very thinly as having mutants' best interests at heart. Mutants get told "You can't be a mutant! You're not a white telepath! You must be an Inhuman or an experiment-gone-wrong instead, because only white telepaths are mutants."

[autisticsupervillain]

Beforus

[hornsonmaine]

did you just cast a spell?

[hornsonmaine]

if shorts + jean = jort

and son in german is sohn

john is german jean son

[hornsonmaine]

her penis cocked dickily

[powerviolencebutch]

Call me Scott Free the way I’m always getting off

[hornsonmaine]

i- i thought this was a miracle man joke

[sideblog-with-everyone]

gay sex, reblog if you agree

[pirateswhore]

gay sex, I agree

[coloredmesa]

gay sex, I agree

[song-writer-melo-wrath]

gay sex, I agree

[hornsonmaine]

if you blur your eyes the cats agree

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

What if I got into the river dale comics

[hornsonmaine]

unless they specifically made some based on the show you probably won't like them or at least not in the same way you like Riverdale. I fucking hate Riverdale for the same reason I hate the Netflix Titans show. because those aren't the characters I've grown to love.

[incorrectbatfam]

What is the batfam’s favorite questions?

Dick: How many robins could a Robin rob if a Robin could rob robins?

Jason: What is the meaning of death?

Tim: I wonder what they did with my spleen?

Damian: Why am I the greatest batfamily member ever?

Duke: Are avocados ever the right ripeness?

Cullen: Son, when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned?

Stephanie: Who would leave a perfectly good waffle sitting out?

Cassandra: Why can we say poop but not shit?

Barbara: If y=2x+18 and y=3x+4z+10 were graphed, what would be their intersection?

Harper: Are you sure we can't launch Lex Luthor into the sun?

Carrie: How did they make a temporary clone of Lindsay Lohan?

Kate: Who ate my waffle?

Alfred: What would happen if Mr. Clean met the Mucinex germs?

Selina: Why are they called the Birds of Prey when most of them don't even have bird names?

Bruce: Are ya winning, son?

[hornsonmaine]

the answer to barbras is, it wouldnt

[hornsonmaine]

remember kids

Hazelnut

Mystify

Cuttlefish

Lark

Lurk

Robert

Anglican

Pheromone

Halter

Top

Marmalade

Hardware

Laser

Pepper

Release

Kneecap

Falafel

Period

Chase

Chased

Leggings

Wool

Sweater

Heartbeat

Heartbeat

Heart

Beat

Heart

Beat

Beat

Beat

Beat

Beat

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[that-artgirl-deactivated2019081]

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

[navybluenestea-deactivated20191]

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

[phlying-squirrel]

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

[vampire-spit]

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

[lilzodiac]

And this is why I love Tumblr

[dmzenog]

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

[brownirisandcurls-deactivated20]

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

[sebsticles]

I only see this on pinterest omg….

[alwaystiredheaux]

OMFG

@riverwriter

[joonscupid]

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

[siriusly-fuck-off]

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

[inifitywar]

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

[itsliterallythis]

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

[nabyss]

😂😂😂

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

Cold tea

Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

Cold coffee

I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???

[benjamminandthemarmalades]

Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?

[dazzling-rubabe]

Just thought I’d put my 2 cents in this post, it’s iced tea and not sweet tea. Idk what Americans r smoking 💀

[ithoughtthiswastwitterbutfr]

I’m relatively new to Tumblr but it seems like sort of a big deal that I found this post so I’m gonna reblog

[transtimwrightwithstyle]

Imagine not liking iced tea- actually im gonna go drink some now

[cumbercookiebatchs]

I don’t even know what to say…

[grangerstarkid-deactivated20210]

i drink iced tea every day >:)

[ashdeactivated]

Iced tea is brilliant but hot tea is nice too

[gaymoods]

@dazzling-rubabe

Behold concerned Brit

[world-hostage-situations]

World War Tea Situation

[gay-fae]

This post is a relic

[im-a-sokka-for-you-ooh]

Me seeing this for the 14th time in my 5 years on tumblr and seeing more notes and comments but still reblogging it since it’s literally a World Heritage Post

[heritage-post]

date of origin: November 5th, 2013

[apieters]

The legend has crossed my dash.

[fangirltothefullest]

Sometimes Brits forget that a massive portion of America has A LOT OF HEAT. There is no question if you live in the south you need cold drinks, and I know the weather is getting hotter over there too- maybe try the iced tea my good dudes.

[thelaundrybitch]

@sharpwindow

[sharpwindow-deactivated20240219]

[silvercaptain24]

@antignocchiphase it’s the grape jelly meatballs all over again

[emig22]

Who wouldn’t want grape jelly meatballs they’re amazing!?

[silvercaptain24]

Thank you! That’s what I’m saying!!

[vio-starzz]

a what?

[hornsonmaine]

next thing yall r gonna say is you dont bag your milk istg

[candycoated-rage]

big day for gay people!

[hornsonmaine]

gay men:

[aledradio]

[hornsonmaine]

onion

[suplx-deactivated20190111]

not to get political but, titties

[official-boob-posts]

on main?

[hornsonmaine]

you missed the e my friend