Idk man, I'm just here

I'm Zin, 24, pick a pronoun, it doesn't matter to me. Sub-Switch,and I like fanfic and cutesy stuffs. I'm an NSFW blog(18+) I reblog a lot of smut, the occasional kinda sexy gif, and some hella cute/little/smol stuffs. But like.... I'm also here to shitpost so like..... Have fun?

[hornyandhigh99]

Okay, I'm finally back yall.

It has been a helluva time let me tell you.

Hello darkness my old friend

Anyway, we back in business, finally fuckin horny again, let's go bitches.

Hi, I'm MJ, Zin/Zinley, Angel, Ninty-Nine, or Nine.

Multiple personalities is just a fancy, human way of saying there's multiple souls in one body, and I will die on that hill.

This blog is mostly shit posting, with a dash of sexy(probably a lot, my dry spells finally over), and depending on how chaotic I feel, literally anything else.

Sideblogs: @succubus-slut99 and @pervertedcherub

I wish you luck scrolling

❤️❤️🖤🖤❤️❤️🖤🖤

[the-watcher-in-the-sky]

Bruce Pennington

[cipheramnesia]

This image goes so very hard except it only has like three or four bones. Alright boys, one skull and the humerus from each body and that's it. Nice and spooky, none of those fuckin pussy ass ribs or vertebrae, and don't even think about the fuckin pelvis. Cool, Halloween bones only.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

this is the skull part of the ring. over on the other side it's pelvis town

[storybookprincess]

so back when my little brother was in high school, my mom went as a chaperone for their senior year field trip to an amusement park. which, you know, brave move to volunteer to supervise a bunch of high school seniors let loose in a wonderland of rollercoasters and sugar

my brother and his friends in this field trip group were truly great kids. but they were not above run of the mill teenage boy shenanigans. it’s the end of senior year, you and all your buddies are at the amusement park, you’re naturally going to want to act like a complete moron

there was one kid in the group who was especially prone to goofing around. committed to the bit, some may say. my mom knew that if nonsense was going to break out, he’d likely be at the center of it

so she goes up to this kid at the very start of the trip and says “hey, i’m kinda worried about this chaperoning thing. this might be a lot to ask, but can you help me keep an eye on everyone? you wouldn’t have to do anything big, just be an extra set of eyes for me.”

friends, this kid proceeded to run their field trip group like the fucking us marines. everyone is at the meet up spots at the designated time. everyone waits in line for the rides like a bunch of boy scouts. the second the horseplay gets too out of hand, this kid is getting it back under control

it’s incredible how differently people act based on the expectations you set. instead of going to this kid and saying “hey, i know you’re trouble, so i’ve got my eye on you,” my mom went “hey, i know you have influence in your peer group, so i think you can help me.”

treat someone like a problem, they’ll act like a problem. but give people a chance to help, make them feel important, and they usually rise far above the occasion. it was a stroke of genius that i’m honestly still in awe of

[dragon-in-a-fez]

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it

[meanrunt]

even the dom is a little puppy

[meanrunt]

like ohh sweet thing. You did so good. Come lay on my chest. Can I pet you? Good, yeah just nuzzle in. I love you. I had such a good time. Thank you for hurting me. I really needed that. I feel so safe in my submission to you. Thank you. I still love you. I love you. You're so good to me. You're good. What was your favorite part? Yeah that was really good for me too! Do you wanna nap now? Yeah, you don't have to talk. I know. Thanks for the water. I'm ok! Just let me hold you.

[heatherwitch]

My resolution last year was to do one thing before bed that would make my morning feel easier, and that’s become a daily habit that I’m carrying into this new year.

Some nights even filling up the kettle and setting an empty mug out for my morning tea felt hard. But I was always thankful for it in the morning.

Other nights, one thing would lead to another, and I’d wake up in a clean house with everything ready to go.

And, on a rare few nights, the one thing that I could do to make my morning easier was going straight to bed and allowing myself to rest.

What stayed the same each day is that I would take a moment to think of what I could do for my future self and do it, even after a hard day. And I would wake up knowing that I had done my best and any effort—no matter how small—was a kindness to myself.

[one-bite-is-undercover]

I’ve been doing a lot of “a treat for future me” moments lately.

[the-haiku-bot]

I’ve been doing a

lot of “a treat for future

me” moments lately.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[chainsawmansheart]

[natalieironside]

Sometimes I can still hear their voice

[breadbird]

Breaking: TikTok is better bc it’s more hostile towards humanity

[deathbyotpin123]

The lack of video content is what kept us here... I thought we all agree that the best feature of this hellhole was and always will be anonymity.

Tumblr's not asking for my phone number. It's not going through my contacts to try and connect me with my fucking colleagues. I can come here and talk about whatever I want without anyone ever seeing my face or hearing my voice. I don't have to censor myself and hide my interests or enthusiasm out of fear of consequences it might have in my real life.

[charlesoberonn]

I think the biggest misunderstanding they have of Tumblr is that they think of it as a social media platform when in actuality it's a blogging platform with social features.

[grifalinas]

I like the use of Metroman here because if there's one thing Tumblr users collectively agree on it's that we want everyone to think we're dead

[teaboot]

😔

[one-time-i-dreamt]

wish we were still on Tumblr instead of the void

[gentlyevilvt]

See the "I'm supposed to, what, fuck the dog?" post is funny and all but I also have the immediate reaction that A) if you have such an in-depth understanding of what the sub's getting out of it but not the dom then perhaps you should reconsider your position in such dynamics, but there's also the less talked-about B) if you can't comprehend a way to enjoy a kink that doesn't involve having sex (unless it's a kink that requires sex as a baseline like a rape kink), then you're almost definitely doing the kink wrong. Fucking the dog is an option but it's not the point, it's about seeing the relaxation and trust in their increasingly empty eyes, creating a space of absolute control and inspiring the kind of thoughtless love and loyalty of an owned pet. Being wanted and needed so badly that they would do anything for you to just rub them behind the ears and tell them that they're good. I don't want to fuck the dog, I want to tire the dog out from games and affection and then pull it into my lap here it feels so safe and comfortable that it falls asleep with a few soft whines. If you can't do kink without doing sex then you will not survive the winter

[aslutsdiiiary]

yea just so we’re all very very clear on this blog.

Fuck ICE

Fuck Nazis

Fuck Zionists

if you disagree you can FUCK off!

[oftlunarialmoon]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

my soul and the river i washed my face in accidentally swapped places. now my soul springs from the mountains stretched thin to the warm salt sea and i have a river in me that cant help but want to go somewhere and smooth something solid over and over till it cant even tell its there anymore

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i wish i was joking but my family and friends agree its the concussion from 2005 that made me into this. maybe getting glimpses of platonic forms behind the veil is the consolation prize you get from getting your skulls shit rocked now and again

[phantasmagoratory]

i like nice people and insane perverts, two categories with a lot more overlap than i was led to believe

[phantasmagoratory]

this one was kind of a hit with the perverts but shoutout to whoever tagged this as "clark kent smallville". you should be studied in a lab.

[worthyironman]

someone: are you ok?

me: [pouring gasoline on myself] yeah why do you ask?

[endiness]

[lemonmangosorbet]

TAKES CARE OF IT??!

[eddiebrockrocks]

I need everyone to know that not only does Venom “take care of Eddie”, Eddie is legitimately sexually aroused by Venom itself.

[sweatyeddieandaliengoo]

[messmonte]

THE monsterfucker. He’s an Icon.

[lemonmangosorbet]

TAKES CARE OF IT??!

[eddiebrockrocks]

I need everyone to know that not only does Venom “take care of Eddie”, Eddie is legitimately sexually aroused by Venom itself.

[sweatyeddieandaliengoo]

[messmonte]

THE monsterfucker. He’s an Icon.

[thedankmemes]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Won’t lie, if I were having a rough time and the office himbos brought me mac and cheese I would be cured.

[ramshacklefey]

Small, clumsy kindnesses, earnestly given, are more healing than you would believe. More adults should be willing to show the tender caring that a little kid expresses when they say, “You looked sad, so I brought you a rock.”