"the yuri oaf"

trans lesbian. perfectly normal. old enough to know better. they/she. I reblog nudity so keep your head on a swivel if the pope is reading over your shoulder or whatever. (pfp by 0294u on twitter)

[gremlininho]

A butternut woollyworm ♡

[industrations]

Kiss thy knights

[szczekaczz]

Horatio Henry Couldery, A Pup of Great Promise (1800s)

[tahthetrickster]

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

Remaining time: 2 days 19 hours

[sonhogentil]

🧛‍♀️ 💘 ✨

i missed my vampire mean lesbian

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[snapdragonnz]

i just found out about this bird (scale-crested pygmy tyrant) trying to find the most biodiverse countries and i feel tears welling up in my eyes because its so cute

why does it look like that i love him so much he's a little fella

[digilici]

@saltedteas

[puzzled-artist]

Oh to be a small town girl who wanders into the sexy Vampire's castle

[snoopylovessoup]

[777nogod]

Algorithms have to go too. Show me my friend's shit in time that's it. This used to be a real country

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

[yukiyu4]

mhmm garlic bread 🤤

[were--ralph]

im not a furry but recently ive been thinking about what if there was a global outbreak of a virus that transforms you into your fursona? so i made one just in case. not because im a furry (im not) but just ouf of safety if i need one in a pinch. he's very cute and fluffy btw

No yeah that makes sense like you always have to be prepared

[auqroix]

buff greta sketches thanks to anatomy for sculptor's book

[wizardwithnogoodspells]

[7pleiades7]

Isabella and the Pot of Basil (1919) by George Henry Grenville Manton (English, 1855 – 1932), oil on canvas, 107 × 82.2 cm, Wycombe Museum, England