ride or die for this website, unfortunately

28 | she / her

[sexuallyfrustratedavocado]

everyone talks about how strong and great Aragorn was for refusing the ring when Frodo offered it to him as if this man has not spent his entire life dodging leadership and responsibilities like bullets in the matrix 🙄

[lesspopped]

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[maryoliveoil]

This is so fucking funny

[rosemaryslullaby]

[gayvampyr]

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

[circusgoth-dotcom]

guys who's ready for perfectly even february in a week

[felixxmarie]

Stardew valley ass month

[alivehouse]

[alivehouse]

u cant say kill? is the military recruiting from tiktok now

[sludgebones]

absolute ass beating going on in the tags

[guerrillatech]

[thememedaddy]

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[loving-parasite-moved]

tradgedy enjoyers when you look into the eyes of your worst enemy and can only see yourself

[papayajuan2019]

there used to be a website called weheartit

[nefhertari]

[only-cat-memes]

[strongermonster]

now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.

[tanadrin]

RIP dick cheney, you should’ve died in prison at the Hague instead of at home surrounded by your loved ones. or, for the sake of karma, at least have gotten shot in the face.

[maxknightley]

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

[maxknightley]

romantic and sexual partner.

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again