Dumb Bitch Hours are 24/7 on this blog

She/Her - 20s - Queer - No thoughts, head empty. I just sit here and reblog my silly little posts 🧡🤍🩷 🖤🤍💜 I also have a CR sideblog (Icon Credit: quezify)

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

Armand got in on the ground floor of that 20 year old loser. kept checking in on him like he was proofing sourdough until he had a beautiful geriatric fag ready to go into the oven of vampirism and emerge the perfect companion. he saw Daniel sniffing around for coke at Polynesian Mary's and said give me fifty years I can make him the hottest guy you've ever seen. and Louis was just happy he was finally taking an interest in investment because it gave them something to bond over besides missing that blond man's pussy. like it's the only long con Armand has ever successfully pulled. hard work pays off in the form of a 70something boytoy who looks suspiciously like your evil father. i'm so proud of him. my weird bug.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

wow you're so cool and different for hating on everything popular. wow i can't believe how enlightened you are. should we tell everyone you hate this popular thing? should we throw a parade? do you want a cookie? a gold star perhaps?

[demonpoppyseed]

Imagine if people watched Interview with the Vampire and it inspired them to think about how the past is in a very real way inaccessible to us and memory can be misleading even when you're not being dishonest and different people can have different experiences of the same event that feel emotionally true and are very real to the people who experienced them even if they contradict each other and often you will never be able to know what really happened and how this can make repairing damaged relationships difficult and threatening to a person's sense of self

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[neosatsuma]

[neosatsuma]

[rain-droplet]

who turned them german mid tag ?

[dastardlywlw]

how do you know they were transformed midday?

[amazoogle]

completely lirious and ranged. absolutely lusional. not only mented but fective, too. engaging in praved behavior. a real generate

[ashstfu]

the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you were a pleasure to have in class

[vamptits]

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

[vamptits]

I'm having my first 24/7 dom/sub relationship with the entirety of the fucking sun

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star-deacti]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[wellsbering]

m*a*s*h screenshot i've been getting a lot of use out of since january 20th of this year. in case anyone needs it

[image description: a screenshot of hawkeye pierce from mash. he is sitting in the post-surgery recovery room, wearing a white doctor's coat, looking down at someone offscreen. he looks tired. the subtitles at the bottom read: "Joking about it is the only way of opening my mouth without screaming." end description]

[egberts]

if you ever wanna see how many people on tumblr have a wizard url all you have to do is make a post about wizards. they'll come

[egberts]

they'll also reblog the post

[batrachised]

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

[mouldybrie]

[catcrumb]

[aceofpans]

”with our ai chatbot you can talk to your ocs!!” Dumbass. I’m already talking to them. In my head. “B-bbut what about your favourite charac-“ skill issue. In my head as well. get fucked.

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person