Legionary Of Flaco

Look man I just like birds and I’m tryna get into law school

[jessebloom]

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

[ashyfurz]

[bat-demon]

. that is a serial killer

[happymeals27]

[pussyandpetrichor]

[suppermariobroth]

Footage of the animatronic Wario used at Nintendo’s booth at E3 1996. It was later taken out of storage to be used at E3 2001 to promote Wario Land 4; after which it was never seen again. Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Store | Small Findings | Source

[glitterveins]

oh god he escaped

[beemovieerotica]

Show us your caked up mufasaa

[billbug]

looks like i was googling some dark sorcerer shit last time i used my web browser

[spectre-squared]

@evilwizard i presume this was your doing?

[evilwizard]

i was using a VPN (villain-possessed neighbor)

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lesbiantabes]

UPDATE:

[tunashei]

Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

[weaselle]

my followers can have some cave pics, as a treat

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[allons-ynumberten-deactivated20]

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[peachdoxie]

Everyone here is dead.

[memesnotwelcome]

[peppermintlarry]

[punishedsaints]

[front-facing-pokemon]

[retrogamingblog]

Nest of Pikachu by Diane Özdamar

[sushinfood]

THERE’S A SHINY

[tuesdayisfordancing]

The fur, the ears, the electricity coming off the shiny’s tail, the expression on the one up front and how perfectly it lends to the electricity coming off its cheeks… this is gorgeous.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I'MMA SNUGGLE

[memories-of-ancients]

Drinking horn with gilded copper mounts, Europe, 15th century

from The Hunt Museum, Limerick

[tarvek-sturmvoraus]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[toskarin]

lucario in skyrim

[hotvampireadjacent]

Friend of the menstruation crustacean

[nitewrighter]

[haildiscordia]

[zombieofdrake]

Here’s dril’s candles on a graph for reference.

[transhuman-priestess]

It’s easy to look at these and assume “well, high crime cities need more police,” but i think that’s putting the cart before the horse.

Police make crime worse.

[transhuman-priestess]

Police take fiscal oxygen out of the room, away from actual social support programs. The money spent on policing could go to housing, nutritional services, healthcare, civil rights, building inspections, labor rights enforcement, street maintenance, public transportation. But it goes to paying guys to sit around idling Ford Explorers all day and hitting poor people with sticks.

[bogleech]

Crime follows poverty in absolutely every single case. Every single “high crime city” is because of the fucking poverty.