Trip The Light Fantastic

Whats up just call me Punk / 26 / ♌︎ / they/them

[somafalls]

[crowttore]

Are you currently suffering from The Character?

[andreablog2]

I’m literally on a spectrum they haven’t even discovered yet

[magicratfingers]

hey your cousin was on tv

[squeakitties]

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

[squeakitties]

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

[stevishabitat]

[notahorseindisguise]

"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

[notahorseindisguise]

yeah flaying alive this is about flaying alive....

[dismalzelenka]

ah (ah ah ah) flayin alive flayin alive

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[eilooxara]

Pumpkin patch? No sorry I switched to injections

[eilooxara]

Pumpkin patch? No sorry I gave up trying to quit

[eilooxara]

Pumpkin patch? No I think the hole is small enough for darning

[sufficientlylargen]

Pumpkin Patch 011.305.2b 10/30/2025

Increased sweetness of sugar pumpkins by 2% to offset recent nutmeg changes.

Upped tartness variability across all cultivars by 4% (for balance).

Slightly decreased average skin hardness to make early game easier.

Bugfix: When Cinderella quest is active, stroke of midnight will no longer cause non-quest related vehicles elsewhere in the world to transform into pumpkins.

Default pumpkin types are now orange instead of neon blue for consistency with the "autumn" color palette; the memory manager will automatically patch all users' memories on load to ensure they remember them as always having looked this way.

Poltergeists possessing jack-o-lanterns can now ignite the internal candle without automatically exorcising themselves.

Pumpkin farms now cache local pumpkins, reducing disk lookups by up to 85%.

Bicyclists will no longer attempt to use pumpkins to inflate tires unless they A) have the "horribly confused" status effect, or B) are capable of successfully inflating a tire this way (e.g. users with slapstick ≥ 42 or 3+ levels of visual pun proficiency).

Pumpkins that catch fire will no longer be required to attend graduation before putting themselves out.

Minor UI tweaks.

[lynaiss]

Duncan, the regretful 💧 Five of Cups

Had the pleasure of painting this piece and two others for @dragonageannual 2026 zine! It was so much fun working on this and seeing other people's art and writing!

Process under the cut

[featherfangart]

You know how it goes. Ulric's having a spa day, but Zev's there too.

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[6qubed]

skillet issue

[white-bow-tie]

Oh, you're no fun. It's my death I'm making fun of!

ERSATZ

[boltlightning]

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

[boltlightning]

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

[zmpl]

i will replace chatgpt

[zmpl]

two pieces of bread and in between theres a bunch of bullshit

[wordfather]

hey girl are you my slerp schedule because i am fucking you up

[wordfather]

not what i meant to say

[beachsideufo]

picture made in a haze

[larval-tear]

Apple Bottomjeans is a beautiful gname for a gnome

[irischroma]

Boots Witherfur is a joyful gname for this gnome’s friend

[inthefallofasparrow]

Baggysweat Pants and Reebok Switherstraps are the two orcs that are hunting them